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This is currently on Buzzfeed's "explore" section on Snapchat. Lets joke about cutting up men's penises and feeding them to people! So funny!

millerw

February 21, 2016
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Title This is currently on Buzzfeed's "explore" section on Snapchat. Lets joke about cutting up men's penises and feeding them to people! So funny!
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millerw

Upvotes 1684
Comments 150
Date February 21, 2016 3:54 PM UTC
(10 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/MensRights
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Comments

[–]light_bringer777 553 points554 points555 points 10 years ago (62 children) | Copy Link

I'm always torn when I see things like this. On one hand I want people to be able to make jokes on pretty much whatever they like, and I'm personally not offended one bit by it.

On the other hand there's the fact that you can't reverse genders and get away with it.

[–]Vandechoz 398 points399 points400 points 10 years ago (16 children) | Copy Link

jokes are fun, double standards are not

[–]andelocks 51 points52 points53 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Exactly.

[–][deleted] 58 points59 points60 points 10 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

To be fair joking about removing a woman's ovaries cutting them up and feeding then to my family mostly just makes me nauseous.

[–]RacelessSexlessName 26 points27 points28 points 10 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

That's why you joke about shoving a mixer in her and turning it on if she cheats. Fair is fair, because fuck their double standards.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

the middle ages already have you covered

[–]Brainiacazoid 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Weren't most of those medieval torture devices made up or was it just the iron maiden?

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

as far as i know it was just the iron maiden that was faked.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think the brazen bull terrifies me the most to not do illegal things.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Why though? It's not like it couldn't have been real. It's just a coffin with spikes. Why didn't someone actually think of making it for real?

[–]cbmlmz 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It was made for a circus show IIRC. If not a circus show then some other form of entertainment. It was supposed to be a shock factor piece, something horrifying and disgusting. It was so shocking to people, and so little fact-checking capabilities when it was shown, that the misinformation spread and it just became a symbol for medieval torture. It wasn't created for actual torture, it was created to entertain people and "trick" them into thinking it was actually used.

[–]cottonthread 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Also fun

[+]RacelessSexlessName -9 points-8 points-7 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Some days I wish they would bring back middle age devices... oh how the crime rate would drop!

[–]marauderp 15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The crime rate is already at its lowest in decades.

[–]LandMineHare 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

But... Couldn't it always be lower? Like, so low that it's negative and people just go out of their way to commit acts of kindness?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This.

[–]Rethgil 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And context is what defines the difference. In today's context of feminism endlessly attacking men everywhere as the mainstream view, such 'jokes' become double standards, and unacceptable.

[+][deleted] -25 points-24 points-23 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Huh? I think double standards are hilarious.

[–]Lawnmover_Man 43 points44 points45 points 10 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link

I know how you feel. There is nothing wrong with a joke, regardless how dark or disgusting it may seem to some people. The fact that you can't switch the gender and get away with it leaves a sour taste.

What to do about it? It seems there are 2 directions society can take.

  • a) Everyone should have the right to be genuinely offended by jokes and demand the suspension of such jokes.
  • b) No one should be genuinely offended by jokes and demand censorship of humor.

EDIT: "genuinely offended" is maybe bad worded. With that I mean "offended and is taking 'rightful' action against the offender".

[–]Saturnix 12 points13 points14 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I think everybody has the right to feel offended and demand the suspension of jokes.

What I don't think should happen is the actual censorship of these jokes.

We cannot be upset if people are upset: that defies our very first intention which was to let people be upset and deal with it by themselves, instead of allowing censorship.

[–]Lawnmover_Man 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You are right. Everyone is free to feel offended by anything. It just shouldn't lead to the restriction of free speech.

I actually meant it in the same way. Sometimes it's hard to get those things right when English is not your mother tongue.

[–]Saturnix 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I know that feeling bro. Not mother tongue too. Once called a "treadmill" an "electric carpet"... https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/458mlc/gold_winners_in_the_olympics_of_1956_and_2012/czw67n2?context=3

[–]Grasshopper21 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I personally find dead baby jokes distasteful. I will actively ask people to not tell dead baby jokes. Sometimes people listen when you ask them not to do something, sometimes they don't. What I'm not going to do is blast someone all over social media for making a joke I don't agree with.

[–]Saerain 122 points123 points124 points 10 years ago (15 children) | Copy Link

☺ ☺ ☺ ☺

THIS IS WHAT YOUR ROAST BEEF
WILL LOOK LIKE IF YOU DON'T
BLOW ME TONIGHT...

☺ ☺

... DEAD AND SEASONED
AND TENDER TO CHEW
BECAUSE I KNOW THAT
MIGHT MAKES RIGHT

☺ ☺ ☺

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

HAhahahahahaha lol. Such good fun for the whole family! Now we just need a fun little cartoon. Kinda like Disneys WW2 stuff.

[+][deleted] 10 years ago* (13 children) | Copy Link

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[–]AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT 31 points32 points33 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

Neither are illegal.

[–]Gawernator 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

In the military adultery is still a punishable offense :D

[–]AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Still not illegal.

[–]Gawernator 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Well not illegal under civilian law, but yes for UCMJ. Just pointing out a fun fact

[–]Revoran 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

One of those old laws that never gets enforced, but is still technically on the books.

[–]Gawernator 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's not so common now but in the past few years I've definitely seen it used

[–]iflylikeaturtle 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It does get enforced

[+][deleted] 10 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

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[–]AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I would say most people didn't take kindly to your comment because it's kind of like the FGM vs. MGM argument. People who advocate against MGM just get a bunch of "FGM is worse! So, shut up about MGM!" in their face. They're both bad situations that need not be compared. Just like a cheating boyfriend is not more deserving of torture than a girlfriend unwilling to perform oral sex. They just both don't deserve it.

[–]glottony 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

WHO has 'such a negative view of MRAs'?

[–]Saerain 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeesh, sorry you got so buried. Not sure why. But I mostly went with the blowjob thing to fit the use of "tonight" to rhyme with "right".

[–]bigbronze 9 points10 points11 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

You could use an apple (apple bottom jeans) or melons (breast). The effect isn't as good given how phallic the cucumber is.

[–]kn33 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

What fruit/vegetable looks like a cunt?

[–]SpiritofJames 15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The peach.

[–]illyafromuncle 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"James and the Giant Cunt" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Now I wait for Reddit to find the porno with that name

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You don't need one you just say something psychotic like "If you ever cheat on me I will cut off your clitorous and labia, cook them, and feed them to people."

[–]insidemyvoice 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm thinking calamari or maybe a fish taco.

[–]BorisIvanovich 7 points8 points9 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Whenever i hear a girl make jokes about bobbit and the like in real life i jokingly talk about that case in texas where a man blowtorched his cheating wife's breasts and vag off. It tends to shut them up and it's on topic so they have to address the double standard.

[–]cottonthread 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I tried looking up the case you are talking about but all I found was a guy (Diaz) who set his (separated) wife's hair on fire then tried to kill his boss.

On a side-note it's disturbing how many news articles you can find for people attacking others with blowtorches.

[–]BorisIvanovich 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I can't seem to find it now either, but the frequency people burn each other alive with is absolutely fucked up

[–]mwobuddy 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"this is what your clitcumber will look like if you cheat on me"

[–]thefreshp 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Perfectly put!

[–]Havikz 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The thing is, when I see this stuff I get mad (you could say offended.) But I'm not offended at the joke, I'm offended at the fact that they put out a blatant double standard. Joke about male sexuality and sometimes it's funny and witty, but joke about female sexuality and you're a rapist, misogynist, transphobic, ableist, cis-shit scum for marginalizing females.

[–]Vietnom 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You aren't advocating for censorship, you're advocating for equality. These examples shouldn't be condemned on their own, but showcased as evidence of disparate treatment.

[–]SleepingSlave 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Welcome to the real world...as awful and ridiculous as it is.

[–]theDarkAngle 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

In this case it has a lot to do with the fact that when it happens in real life, people still think its hilarious.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I think most people with mra leanings would fall into the category of being offended by the double standard more than anything (and the fact that the people making these jokes would very often be the first in line to be offended by the reverse).

[–]BioGenx2b 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's okay to defend free expression and attack hypocrisy at the same time.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Why not. Let's cut up pussies

[–]TopSloth -5 points-4 points-3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yes you can. You guys are reaching for straws on this one

[+][deleted] 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

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[–]DukeDaniel 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

wtf dude das nasty shit

[–][deleted] 81 points82 points83 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

Buzzfeed is so bizarre sometimes. Like they have a lot of basic popular stuff going on but every now & then they have strange stuff like this that's so wonky. I've seen then bomb on male & female parts, but sheesh at least for the chicks they didn't mention chopping up any bits & pieces..

[–]JoshAndArielle 55 points56 points57 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Buzzfeed is browsed mostly by college females, at least in my university

[+][deleted] -8 points-7 points-6 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

You're limited to a campus so it isn't surprising that you noticed only females on your campus that check out buzzfeed. I could be wrong, but I think chicks and dudes go on buzzfeed.. Mostly women though.

[–]brownix001 24 points25 points26 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

That's exactly what he said....

[+][deleted] -8 points-7 points-6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I was just trying to make the point that yeah, if you're on a campus it's gonna be obvious that COLLEGE chicks go on buzzfeed. Outside of college, people check out the site too.

[+]dresdonbogart -10 points-9 points-8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Buzzfeed is browsed mostly by college females with a sample demographic of college females

FTFY

[–]Daemonicus 22 points23 points24 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Go take a look in /r/Canada and see the post about a staff member at Buzzfeed Canada basically shitting on "white men". She won't hire white men as freelance writers because... fuck them, that's why. Her tweets, and articles written are just plain retarded.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That's mad lame. Double the idiocy for limiting gender AND race.

[–]llamamilker 49 points50 points51 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

This is what your 'peach' will look like if you ever cheat on me...

...Divided into little tasty slices I can feed to my friends +family.

[–]ChaosOpen 15 points16 points17 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Stick a cherry bomb up there and light it off, to spray the walls to inform the in-laws, that they won't be getting any christmas cards this year.

[–]darwinsaves 42 points43 points44 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Lol if u evar cheat on me gurl I'll cut up your vagina and have all da homiez eat it

[–]NocturnalTaco 12 points13 points14 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

💯

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nah fam

Keep it 3 hunna 💯💯💯

[–]nuesuh 36 points37 points38 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I don't mind this.. But i mind that the person that made this, probably think it's in perfectly fine taste, while becoming furious if the sex were reversed and it was a blended peach instead.

[–]rizzorizzo 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You don't know the person therefore you can't say that. You don't know whether they'd be offended by a female mutilation joke or think it's just as funny as this.

[–]nuesuh 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You're right.. But, I can and will make an educated guess as to what the authors beliefs are.

[–]Grudlann 16 points17 points18 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Your sister already had a slice, she really enjoyed it!" /mic drop

[–]Cagg 14 points15 points16 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Reversed the gender MSPaint Magic

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

if she cheated there's a good chance your friends may have already tasted it ...

[–]Cagg 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Not my friends, my friends are actually loyal but yeah sure lol

[–]Rivka333 12 points13 points14 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This reminds me of a woman I saw on an episode of Bridezillas.

Her fiancee danced with some girls during his Bachelor's party, and she considered it cheating. She ordered a wedding cake shaped like a penis in order to humiliate him, as punishment. (Later changed the order). She was also physically abusive. In short, she reminded me of my ex-boss.

(I'm female, if it makes a difference. Not all of us are think this is ok-at least I don't).

[–]malone_m 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link

FYI babies' forcilby removed foreskins are used to make face creams for older women so while this is a silly joke, there is something very similar happening IRL with very few people questioning the ethics behind it.

[–]Misogynist002 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Wait what?

[–]malone_m 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Is baby foreskin the key to youthful skin?

Harvesting and selling human body parts for commercial purposes basically - no problem!

[–]pintocat 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, I think that's why people feel comfortable laughing about cutting off mens dicks etc... it's already culturally "acceptable" to giggle and laugh about mutilating little babies' dicks and getting them "snipped". Do the same to your daughter or fucking stop.

[–]NocturnalTaco 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Haha, genital mutilation.

[–]soalone34 8 points9 points10 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Would they publish a picture of a sliced tomato saying this is what I'll do to my girlfriend's tit if she cheats? Surely it's just as funny.

[–]TheStorm117 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

well, hey, you had that one crazy person who made bread from yeast out of her own vajayjay. guess you could say she was willing to rise for the occasion of eating weird shit.

as for this? it would certainly make the term 'sausage fest' more fitting.

[–]krawm 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Can you imagine the salty butt hurt moral outrage if you posted a picture of a woman with a black eye and broken nose with the caption saying" this will be you face if you ever cheat on me, jail is a small price to pay for vengeance on those who betray me."

Which is precisely the message here, vengence for betrayal. I have no problem with the message just those who want the world to be one sided.

[–]RayZfox 3 points4 points5 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If my girlfriend ever cheats on me i'll chop her breasts off.

[–]CynicalSoup 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The View would find this hilarious.

[–]Rivka333 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What I think when I see an image like that (even though it's a jerk.) Crazy person, stay away. If in relationship, end relationship immediately.

[–]Cagg 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Can someone do some photoshop magic and make a reversed gender version of this?

[–]mush4brains 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Bill Burr - You People Are All The Same https://youtu.be/-BSlqZYtWzQ?t=58m25s

[–]TheDude41 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hypocrites.

[–]Revoran 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Haha misandry and domestic violence are so funny...

That being said, there are worse cases of misandry to address than internet joke pictures.

The main thing that annoys me here is not the joke itself but the fact that a man could NEVER get away with posting this about a woman's vagina. It would be decried as disgusting misogynist garbage.

[–]atomcrusher 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hahahaha genital mutilation, that's so funny.

[–]romulusnr 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

"This is what your melons will look like"

But violence against women is bad (not so much against men)

[–]valeriekeefe 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

I tend to think the problem is better understood as a Male-assigned / Female-assigned problem. When we look at transmisogynistic violence dwarfing violence against cis women, when we look at Steinem and other radical cisfeminists' rhetorical or direct participation in the delisting of transition medicine in 1981, we see a consistent pattern. Cisfeminist's don't care about women, they care about the betwatted.

[–]Voidslan 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

You know she's a sociopath because she'll feed it to her friends and family

[–]ISpankEm 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That looks like a zucchini.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

At least my cucumber will be going in someone's mouth. Oh. But not to worry because I'm breaking up with you. Bye.

[–]Christophilies 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hey ladies, if I catch you cheating on me, your face will look like the sky at twilight: black and blue with streaks of red. Domestic abuse: it's hilarious.

[–]beastly_bird 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If it were a picture of melons being cut up and referencing if a women cheat on her SO it would be front page news. This double standard is annoying.

For example this Pizza Hut commercial: http://youtu.be/q9qXLmArsWs

If it were the other way around where an attractive female celebrity come out and the husband ask if he could keep her all hell would break loose.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

reminds me of the post a woman melted her boyfriends dick off with battery acid, and comments of people finding it funny

[–]stfaulk90 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Because I'm a man of equality.

[–]ProVipr 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh, wow. Let's make a joke about cutting up male genitals and create a horrid scheme of feeding it to friends and family. Obviously, people will just laugh, there will be no hate!

VICE VERSA

Oh, wow. Let's make a joke about sticking a huge banana up a woman's genitals and create a horrid scheme of letting friends and family peel it open and eating it. Obviously, people will file lawsuits, accuse us of sexism, and give us a dirty look!

That right there, my friends, is society in a nutshell. Nothing works Vice Versa.

[–]don_Mugurel 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

I have no problems with the joke per say.

I'm bothered by the fsct that if you joke about skinning someone's "PEACH" or slicing up her "melones" will land you in jail. Double standsrds suck ass

[–]heeb 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Link?

[–]millerw[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't have a link sorry, it is on snapchat though so you can see it there

[–]superstubb 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Do the same macro with a cantaloupe (or if she's old, 2 loaves of French bread) and type the same thing. Let's see what happens.

[–]ThePigmanAgain 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I hope the bitch responsible cheats on a psycho who decides to take her advice.

[–]Unenjoyed 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

To be fair, humanity will likely always produce a very small number of poorly socialized individuals who think that sort of thing is funny.

The silver lining in this is that finding their amusement helps us identify the individuals with the anti-social trait.

[–]Spoonwood 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Oh you think that I'd even date you for me to cheat on you. That's cute.

[–]GanjaBunny 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I'm a girl. Definitely don't think this is funny. Just tell the cheating person to go fuck themselves and move on. Why threaten?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Extremely unrealistic standards (expecting a dick to be the size of a cucumber) and threatening body mutilation..very progressive

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

BuzzFeed

https://goo.gl/maps/Bsx6C7BhqBv

[–]c0ldsh0w3r 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Uuuuugh. Who cares? Honestly. No well adjusted man gives a fuck.

[–]SphincterAssassin 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Where are you getting penis out of this? I thought we were talking about a long, green-skinned fruit with watery flesh, usually eaten raw in salads or pickled

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

make one with sliced roast beef

[–]anycent 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Buzzfeed is just click bait

[–]MagicalBir -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

It's a joke.

Stop taking everything so seriously, it'll make you much happier in life.

[–]Cagg 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

i think the point is if it was a joke focused against women it would never even make it to print.

[–]mochacola 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, but up-voting non-issues like this will make us look no different than them, you know, winning about non-issues.

[–]Cagg 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Pointing out double standards like this helps to draw attention to the bigger problems. It can get the ball rolling to talk about bigger systematic issues.

[–]mochacola 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link

These types of double standards really have no impact at all.

And I'm saying this as a man who is offended by the joke. It's not a joke about violence that bothers me. It's their sense of ownership and that "men needs to be trained like they are dogs" by using threats, that is insulting. It bothers me because I've lived it. This is the type of stuff that my ex say to me from time to time. "If you ever dare to cheat on me, I'll make sure your kids know you'd rather be with sluts than spend time with them!"

But see, I think it's women's duty to grow up and learn that saying stupid shit like that will only drive your men away. They think it's funny? Not our problem. No different than stupid jerks say stupid things and they'll find themselves without friends. So, they either need to learn or they live the consequences of their behavior. But, when we finally had it and break it off, they get to take half of our stuff and our kids. Now, we have a problem.

[–]Cagg 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Except do you see how the silly image of a double standard just opened a discussion for more systematic issues, like just right now?

It doesn't matter what your gender is to me, or what you thought about the joke but pointing it out made us discuss it.

I pointed out it was a double standard and now here we are discussing larger issues. This is the reason i said it's important to point these sort of things out.

When a double standard exists there is almost always a bigger problem lurking. This double standard points to larger problems such as with male disposability, unequal views on gendered violence and views on domestic violence toward men.

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[–]Fallout 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

http://i.imgur.com/7bvKQTl.jpg

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

What?

[–]BaronVonWasteland 5 points6 points7 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It doesn't make much sense. He's talking about how the sentence structure flows. Those terms are from prose/poetry writing.

[–]McFeely_Smackup 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't think it was intended to be a poem.

[–]rizzorizzo -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

C'mon guys now this is being a little too sensitive. It's obviously a joke and yea it is funny. It's hard to even say a joke now a days without offending someone.

[–]millerw[S] 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

I only care about the huge double standard. Lets either joke about this both ways or not at all

[+]rizzorizzo -7 points-6 points-5 points 10 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

And what would be defined in this "double standard". That a man's genitalia strikingly resembles several fruits and vegetables, while a woman's does not? That's like women saying "you can't make jokes about pregnant women because there are no jokes about pregnant men."

[–]millerw[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

No? It is that if I said if my girlfriend cheats on me im going to mutilate her vagina and feed it to my friends and family I would get a shit storm dropped on me.

[–]rizzorizzo -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

But the picture doesn't say "mutilate his penis" does it? If you can find a feasible, universally known analogy then it would be the same thing. I'm not being a feminist or anything here but I'm just trying to point out that some people in this community can be overly sensitive sometimes. If this is truly you're idea of equality then it's a shame.

[–]millerw[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

The analogy is pretty obvious. The problem I have with this is the double standard, if this was reversed it wouldn't fly. That is my idea of equality

[–]rizzorizzo -2 points-1 points0 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

So you're more concerned about obvious "genital mutilation" jokes than men being falsely accused of rape? Or the alternative, 98% of rapes going unpunished? No, let's make a fuss about a cutting cucumber joke. That'll set it straight.

[–]millerw[S] 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Just because there are other problems does not make the smaller problems obsolete. Fewer men are affected by false rap claims that BS double standards like this. I am aware how devastating the false claims are and I am not saying that this is more important.

[–]rizzorizzo -1 points0 points1 point 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What I'm saying is that is what this community should be about, not little asinine things like a cucumber joke.

[+]RatsSewer -17 points-16 points-15 points 10 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

This is funny. Why are you offended by this silly joke? Because someone besides you will take it serious and cut off a guys dick to feed their F&F?

[–]Cryptoparapyromaniac 20 points21 points22 points 10 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Because If you reverse the genders, it starts a shit storm.

[–]Lawnmover_Man -3 points-2 points-1 points 10 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I don't want that men and women can be offended for the same things. I rather want that nobody is genuinely offended by jokes.

Starting shit storms because others are starting them just brings more shit into the world.

[–]dingoperson2 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I don't want that men and women can be offended for the same things.

What does this even mean?

There is something you DO NOT want...

.. and that something you DO NOT want is that men and women can be offended for the same things?

Okay

[–]Lawnmover_Man 0 points1 point2 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Sorry, not my native language.

The situation is, that women can be offended by jokes, but men shouldn't. I don't think the solution is that anybody should have the right to be offended and take actions against the offender. I think the solution would be that anybody should not take actions against a "offender" just because a joke.

Just because some women would think it's not OK to make jokes about a female vegetable-genital, does not mean men shouldn't giggle about such a joke.

[+]inner720 -7 points-6 points-5 points 10 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

You sound like a feminist.

[–]Cryptoparapyromaniac 1 point2 points3 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

How? Your comment makes no sense.

[–]tomsix 4 points5 points6 points 10 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link

Well it does happen. There are women that will cut off a man's penis. Then in the news article comments, there are women making jokes about it.

Personally I'm okay with joking, it's the double standard I don't like. But it also seems like you're implying stuff like this doesn't actually happen.

Edit. For clarification, I'm okay with the kind of joking in the OP post. Not joking about a real events in directly related comment sections. That's just bad taste for any gender.

[–]McFeely_Smackup 6 points7 points8 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nobody is offended by the joke. We're bothered by the double standard that this same joke made about mutilating female genitalia would result in a shitstorm of tears, feet stamping, and cries of "Misogynistic Patriarchy"

[–]superstubb 2 points3 points4 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Because of double-standards. Reverse this image with something that looks like melons or a ham sandwich and say the exact same words and now you're a mysoginistic pig and what business is it of yours what I do with my body and why are we sluts if we like sex and it's my choice and ajwdfkndsckjkdmcslkc...

[+][deleted] -19 points-18 points-17 points 10 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I have never actually used this before but this post deserved it: OP you are a huge slippery pussy and a faggot

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