The Hot Useless Matrix

RandomRedditGuy322 · 2023-07-04T03:13:28+00:00

On the Hot Crazy Matrix, only half of the graph was covered in the no go zone.

Where as in the female version, 80% of the graph is covered in the no go zone.

That my friend, is the only important observation gleaned from this thread.

redguard_crime_stats · 2023-07-04T01:21:18+00:00

Alpha fucks.....

Royal-Tip4585 · 2023-07-04T02:30:54+00:00

I feel like you should flip the useless access because in this way it’s confusing.

Like gold digging is in the not hot and not useless. Easier to make it not hot and useful/powerful.

That’s easier to understand.

NittyGrittyDiscutant · 2023-07-04T00:22:52+00:00

lol, celebs

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Windmill_flowers · 2023-07-04T00:59:18+00:00

The sad thing about this chart is how the getting married area is completely separated from having children area

aslfingerspell · 2023-07-04T03:16:37+00:00

Love the chart and parody idea.

Semi serious question. How rich and powerful do you need to be to be a 1? That's my only hope for getting into the husband zone.

Da_Famous_Anus · 2023-07-04T00:59:38+00:00

I would think celebs are top of the top level of uselessness. Let’s come up with words that make sense.

tonyghow · 2023-07-04T01:00:12+00:00

Nice! Though this needs to be juxtaposed with what age women would take these guys. E.g. Do you really think a woman would marry a hot=3.5 useless=1.0 at any age?

Also, pet peeve. Please redraw the graph as Hot/Useful matrix. Double negatives are stupid 😂

PrinceArchie · 2023-07-04T03:26:20+00:00

(FYI I am aware of the implications and the general discourse around it I’m making)

Lots of jokes have truth in them. The hot-crazy matrix is a joke but it isn’t completely satire. There is definitely truth to the more attractive a woman is the more likely she is to have led a life that would lead her to act more disconnected from “reality “. Basically a princess complex. Compare that to this and you’d think women were delusional and deserving of all of their relationship woes. Case in point why is the “fun zone” so small compared to the “marriage zone”?

Do you really expect people to believe, even in a satirical context that a woman anywhere between the ages of 18-35 are only “marrying” or “having fun with chad” No in between? Doesn’t this graph imply that any sort of relationship before a marriage was done under enthusiastic pretenses which would bring up a whole slew of unsavory implications. (AF/BB)

basteandpilled · 2023-07-04T03:40:09+00:00

I like how the hot/crazy axis (which applies to women) is ostensibly about a woman’s flaws, and the hot/useless axis (which applies to men) is also ostensibly about women’s flaws. How shocking that they were both done by men 🙄

In theory women could use the hot/crazy axis on men, but then a crazy woman is annoying and a crazy man is murderous.

Kliere · 2023-07-04T00:00:09+00:00

I'd actually say celebs are between 2-4 in uselessness, the 0-2 range would be unicorns.

BigVulvaEnergy · 2023-07-03T23:59:27+00:00

The hotter the dude the more useless?

I'd agree. Himbos are useless.

asdf333aza · 2023-07-04T08:02:21+00:00

The "no go zone" should be replaced with "baby daddies" with the way single mothers pick dudes to reproduce with.

BioNipple · 2023-07-04T13:18:25+00:00

Thank you for this. Now I know what to work on.

But I have a question though are engineers considered powerful and rich? Or is it more like a variant of the CEO that falls here?

Are military petty officer in the navy considered powerful but not rich?

Please respond

bad_nerves · 2023-07-04T01:33:34+00:00

corny

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Flash_4_Crab · 2023-07-04T02:36:22+00:00

Universal delusion matrix

Title	The Hot Useless Matrix
Author	coldhazel
Upvotes	17
Comments	57
Date	July 3, 2023 10:51 PM UTC (3 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PurplePillDebate
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