When keeping it real goes wrong

sauceyalpaca · 2021-07-23T21:29:29+00:00

This is basically

'im going to pull a cats tail over and over, owwwwww why did it bite me, I'm sad"

ligma_almonds69 · 2021-07-23T23:07:36+00:00

The “🥺” at the end lmaoooo

Friscolopter · 2021-07-23T22:10:30+00:00

She typed "Did I say that out loud?" Why? It's not cute.

TheDiabeticGuy · 2021-07-23T21:55:11+00:00

How dare you try to continue the conversation!

That's my takeaway from this

TheSquanchfather · 2021-07-23T22:09:04+00:00

Wow… shame because this was a good convo until that shit. Not even “keeping it real,” just being a weirdo bitch… Dude handled it nicely tho

Sapthadhri · 2021-07-24T01:09:52+00:00

These women are actually not bad, they show they are not worth the time just after just a few texts. It takes forever with some women.

MrCutchaguy · 2021-07-23T22:08:15+00:00

If someone is being condescending or patronizing then just tell them. People who use the term mansplaining in anything other than an ironic setting are sexist pieces of garbage.

M0mmaSaysImSpecial · 2021-07-23T21:48:32+00:00

What. The. Fuck.

LanderG34 · 2021-07-23T22:06:11+00:00

wow what a bitch, bro was smart to bail

GrottyKnight · 2021-07-23T21:59:56+00:00

Solid r/nicegirls material

Dynged · 2021-07-24T00:59:18+00:00

Bullet dodged

SSJSempai · 2021-07-23T22:29:46+00:00

Good on him for shutting that shit down, I was invested before she got all offensive

Alex_Xander96 · 2021-07-24T06:08:42+00:00

What a stupid daft cunt. Oops, did I say that out loud? 🥺🥺🙏😇👉👈

Yankees1196 · 2021-07-23T22:18:59+00:00

When are girls going to realise more and more guys are simply noping out of conversations when they hear sexist feminist disrespectful crap such as 'mansplaining'.

Tragicallyhungover · 2021-07-24T03:51:03+00:00

Yeah, that would be a MASSIVE red flag for me. That's the type of chick to go on a rant about how she's a strong independent woman, and then get pissed when you suggest splitting the cheque, or don't open her door for her.

She needs a serious reality check, because no self respecting man is going to put up with her for long.

Thetophatjester · 2021-07-24T06:37:23+00:00

Mansplaining is the most ridiculous word ever. If a man happens to know more than you, then he knows more than you, him being a man has no bearing here. If he's being patronizing then he is speaking in a patronizing way. Stop inventing sexist words.

SamURLJackson · 2021-07-24T01:39:02+00:00

All of our social skills could use a brush up through this pandemic but that feels like she was waiting to unload that on someone. There was no build up

Ghostwheel77 · 2021-07-24T01:36:19+00:00

Dodged. A. Bullet.

bouchandre · 2021-07-24T01:55:13+00:00

Where is the mansplaining? I don’t get it

Jmclay681 · 2021-07-24T02:35:58+00:00

Since when did movies and music become “typically guy” stuff?

He’s also in Atlanta which is awesome haha

Gatlindragon · 2021-07-24T01:58:43+00:00

Well, that escalated quickly.

Pale-Fig5100 · 2021-07-24T03:46:55+00:00

The whole mansplaining thing is retarded, like, what's wrong with a guy knowing more than you? Same goes for girls

praytotheneongod · 2021-07-24T05:40:50+00:00

I hate the mansplaining term. Like mate, me explaining something I’m not sure if you know isn’t fkn mansplaining. It’s getting really irritating, where as if I explain something you don’t have a clue about you don’t say mansplaining.

JoystickVacation · 2021-07-24T06:38:53+00:00

I have ended transmissions with the same phrase. "I think this has run its course, good luck."

There are people who have been trained to be unhappy. That person is going to see mansplaining everywhere she looks, and will completely disregard its actual meaning, forever or for a good while, probably.

PBR--Streetgang · 2021-07-24T02:11:12+00:00

Wonders why she's still single...

felafelsmoke · 2021-07-23T21:34:39+00:00

What an idiot

wasteIander · 2021-07-24T03:22:08+00:00

She's nuttier than squirrel shit. Good dodge.

elgrandejlm · 2021-07-24T10:19:05+00:00

can't even debate or just talk about things without assuming it's mansplaining? Wow, that's gotta be a hard life...

bitch_cunt69 · 2021-07-24T11:46:43+00:00

lolololol what a cunt

deepicduck · 2021-07-24T13:08:57+00:00

the only response to stop mansplaining is maybe you should start womenunderstanding

Dungbomber000 · 2021-07-24T15:26:42+00:00

As a married guy who hasnt dated in like 10 years… is this flirting now? Goddamn. Seems exhausting.

2021-07-24T00:51:17+00:00

Keep us filled in if you ever hear back!

Wooper160 · 2021-07-24T02:04:22+00:00

that was a bit of an overreaction to a guy saying something really obvious

DragoonurHD · 2021-07-24T05:22:10+00:00

It look like you two were getting along at first, then this chick ruins it

slackerisme · 2021-07-24T05:45:06+00:00

If she needs a better definition of mansplaining, I know a guy that is so bad he does it to guys. Every time I ask him something I say “short version please”.

Vardhu_007 · 2021-07-24T06:16:40+00:00

i think she was just waiting for a long time to use the word mansplaining on someone
it came out of nowhere not in a million realities i would have thought that i would read starwars and mansplaining in the same paragraph.

mcg42ray · 2021-07-24T06:45:07+00:00

femsplaining: telling a man what he thinks and why he's wrong for thinking it.

sgrey511 · 2021-07-24T09:15:03+00:00

I think this girl watched a lotta movies where the badass female characters say something direct and is confrontational and the male characters are just stunned in awe of her bold-i-dont-take-any-shit methods and start respecting and admiring her, given the watery eye emoticon, maby she was interested in this dude, tried that type of dialogue which backfired. Life lessons I suppose 🤷🏻‍♀️

burritoboi97 · 2021-07-25T02:56:48+00:00

You dropped this 👑

N3wPlayerI · 2021-07-26T09:23:24+00:00

Mansplaining is a term used typically by infantile women with a narcissistic personality disorder.

HunterRose05 · 2021-07-24T01:09:53+00:00

What a ho

UnnecessaryAmmoRack · 2021-07-24T01:27:58+00:00

Is this you in this screenshot? I feel like I've seen this before. Either that or this woman really does have that response copied and ready to go.

Gofishingrn · 2021-07-23T22:50:07+00:00

Awesome for the dude here!!!! Life is too short for this kind of BS!! No ‘keeping it real’ here……just ‘rules’ for nice guys!!! BTW she’s still waiting for that apology from who she thought was Simp Simpson! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

kyndyrjik · 2021-07-23T23:17:54+00:00

another one which is going to end with cats and anxiolytic... lot of both...

Cavitatedfart · 2021-07-24T01:41:23+00:00

Bye bitch

HauntingEngine8 · 2021-07-24T01:47:29+00:00

This ones dumb. On to the next one

hefald · 2021-07-24T02:51:06+00:00

Is she womansplaining on what mansplaining is??

LogicAllArround · 2021-07-24T03:07:58+00:00

Using "mansplaining" unironically as if it's an actual word is an instant red flag and "we're done here" type of thing.

LockP1ck3r · 2021-07-24T06:15:33+00:00

This is why a lot of dumb bitches are single, and crying about it.

shikki93 · 2021-07-24T02:27:17+00:00

Should have just ghosted after the first shitty message. Not like you gonna change the way she thinks

whosthatcreep · 2021-07-24T03:18:41+00:00

That blatant attempt at femotional manipulation in the end.

imnotwrongyoujustgay · 2021-07-24T05:46:45+00:00

"This has run its course"

Are you by any chance, a Football Manager enthusiast sir?

billsmashole · 2021-07-24T06:10:14+00:00

Both of you guys forgot about him being in Atlanta. Sorry for mansplaining his career to you.

VoltyBoltyyy · 2021-07-24T07:03:17+00:00

The word "mansplaining" makes my skin crawl every time I hear it...

Zanukavat · 2021-07-24T07:31:12+00:00

fuck :) people :) who :) type :) like :) this :)

bh87f · 2021-07-24T08:32:16+00:00

Damn, bitch typed all that and thought she was the good guy (well, girl) in this situation, huh

FriarMaxwell292 · 2021-07-24T09:17:27+00:00

The “🥺” at the end LOL

LuckyStudent11 · 2021-07-24T09:38:30+00:00

The amount of hypocrisy displayed here is astonishing, it's always amazing how they can't see their own hypocrisies before commenting on something, then you're an asshole if you point it out.

Also, the use of "babe" and "darling" condescendingly never ceases to irritate.

MirageF1C · 2021-07-24T09:55:07+00:00

On the upside it’s nice when they signpost early as to why they are single and on dating sites.

chaser469 · 2021-07-24T13:52:01+00:00

Found the perpetual victim

pugmommy4life420 · 2021-07-24T17:04:55+00:00

As a woman I didn’t feel like you mansplained. Felt like you were just adding to the convo which is what normal people tend to do.

Strawbear990 · 2021-07-24T18:53:25+00:00

Mansplaining is such bs idk why that term even exists, being a smart ass is not bound by gender so why is there even a gender specific term for this? I feel like its just an excuse for people like her to look for trouble.

TrollGospel · 2021-07-24T19:57:51+00:00

Did she read the same thing i did? Lmao woah

2021-07-24T21:21:50+00:00

Shit test failed...on her end.

CryoTraveller · 2021-07-25T04:26:07+00:00

This made me chuckle! Thanks for this

2021-07-25T21:46:51+00:00

"Oh, I didn't realize you're a knee-jerking SJW twat. How disappointing. Ghosting you now."

StupidDebate · 2021-07-24T02:35:11+00:00

She really Brittaed that

ASS-et · 2021-07-24T02:18:44+00:00

C U N T

Dankhu3hu3 · 2021-07-24T03:44:36+00:00

why is it that every time the woke left tries to make a point they end up being condescending AF and dumb sassy.... "babe..." "did I say that out loud?" said like a true retard after dropping a sack of shit on an undeserving person.

This argument is hilarious because if you explore the logical ramifications of her stance you end up in a conundrum that any given man cannot talk to any woman at all because anything he says can be considered mansplaining if there is a common topic to the two people.

chefboi55 · 2021-07-24T02:54:01+00:00

Good shit if you would have said anything else you woulda been labeled an incel or neckbeard or w.e words they got now.

LeakyThoughts · 2021-07-24T01:31:48+00:00

What a fucking psycho

Diomil · 2021-07-24T02:43:42+00:00

holy shit, I thought the whole mansplaining thing was a meme ahahahahah, didn't know someone would actually use it in this way.

Duc_de_Magenta · 2021-07-24T03:08:04+00:00

Dodged. A. Bullet.

otzi_b · 2021-07-24T04:19:18+00:00

the kind of girl who wonders why she's still single

Obeserecords · 2021-07-24T05:12:34+00:00

Well :) that :) was :) cringe :)

:)

SandokanNL · 2021-07-24T05:32:54+00:00

Good man, he noticed the red flags.

gunsmoke132 · 2021-07-24T06:43:55+00:00

What a dumb bitch.

ColdnipsHotcheeks · 2021-07-24T07:05:55+00:00

And that’s why you’re single bitch

KayJeeAy · 2021-07-24T07:56:42+00:00

Me: heres some fun information about this character. Her: MaNSpLAinIng!!!! Reeeeeee.

imbecilestealth · 2021-07-24T08:18:33+00:00

Mother fuckin. "🥺" This emoji kill this one EVERY. GOD. DAMN. GIRL. USES. THIS. AFTER. SOME. FUCKERY.

DrBabbage · 2021-07-24T10:36:59+00:00

what :) a :) damn :) femnazi :)

CurseF74 · 2021-07-24T10:37:46+00:00

My god what a smoothbrained hub cap

HZ-XENOS · 2021-07-24T11:34:29+00:00

Narrator: "Get fucked, kid."

theoneandonlybarry · 2021-07-24T11:39:08+00:00

crazy ass bitch

song_haru · 2021-07-24T19:56:12+00:00

Tf she drank

WinterCompetition · 2021-07-26T14:40:41+00:00

You dodged a bullet

2021-08-10T23:11:27+00:00

She's not looking for a date. She's looking for a punching bag so she can acquire a crumb of dopamine for sticking it to the man instead of a healthy long-term relationship. What a lost cause.

Comrade_Jacob · 2021-07-24T01:28:20+00:00

Women have various light switches in their head that just get flipped and it never ceases to amaze me.

pikapalooza · 2021-07-24T01:40:58+00:00

Yikes.

171322pinpinpin · 2021-07-24T06:59:49+00:00

Look I usually don't like this sub, cus majority of it is straight up woman hating and sexist shit, but this just baffles me. What the fuck did you do wrong lol.... it's like she asked you if you're a Star Wars dude, naturally you'd reply about Lando. Wtf is up with her!?

AManWithBinoculars · 2021-07-24T07:59:11+00:00

I’m often accused of mansplaining. Often I’m told it when I got no fucking idea what sex they are. Or after they’ve asked me a question and don’t like my reply.

Jewbobaggins · 2021-07-24T08:29:38+00:00

This honestly wouldn’t come off as condescending, except for that fact that you had to say “yeah he played Lando” like this person you were talking to didn’t actually watch the movie… so MAYBE that’s what made the whole thing seem mansplainly. Not the childish gambino part.

Jellyfishsbrain · 2021-07-24T01:30:03+00:00

When did she try to use a pussy pass ?

Yankees1196 · 2021-07-24T01:09:51+00:00

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ultramegasithmaster · 2021-07-24T01:39:04+00:00

You should have left when they said solo was a horrible movie

elegantsack · 2021-07-24T04:27:16+00:00

OP just reposting his own shit from a year ago. Anything for karma, lol.

DoucheyCohost · 2021-07-24T01:31:43+00:00

Repost, but a good repost.

yixid79942 · 2021-07-24T08:28:05+00:00

Took me a few rereads to get it but I think she took issue with you commenting who glover played in solo after she brought up glover was in it. I’m guessing she felt that you had to explain to her which character he was??

kenziechurch · 2021-07-24T01:54:55+00:00

Definitely a reason she’s on there

Sikening · 2021-07-24T02:05:50+00:00

All we need is for her to get violent and we have another Dave Chappelle skit. (Google Dave Chappelle when keeping it real goes wrong)

LennonMcIcedTea · 2021-07-24T02:15:41+00:00

Is a “yeah I knew that!” Or a “Yeah I know!” Too much for this lady to use?

HeyguysThatguyhere · 2021-07-24T02:49:56+00:00

Even if she wasn’t spitting straight bullshit that last text is enough to question someone as a human

Pigfuker · 2021-07-24T03:10:33+00:00

What a dumb bitch. Bullet dodge!

javawong · 2021-07-24T03:19:04+00:00

Was she trying to be alpha? I don't get her angle.

elitesill · 2021-07-24T03:22:47+00:00

Why turn, what was going so great, into a thing about 'mansplaning' ? So dumb

mcfixstuff3 · 2021-07-24T03:31:06+00:00

I am 99.9% sure I've seen this posted before. What is the bot that checks if it's a repost?

DiscoShaman · 2021-07-24T04:08:53+00:00

What a sad person this woman is..

Tsobe_RK · 2021-07-24T04:17:15+00:00

Always call them out

Lord_Wafflecat · 2021-07-24T05:19:48+00:00

community is such a good show

morobuse · 2021-07-24T06:08:46+00:00

Dodged a bullet. Nice.

2021-07-24T06:48:17+00:00

I hope this person gets shot

IWearBones138 · 2021-07-24T06:57:13+00:00

At least she got the "bitch" part out right away. Dodge.

goldzatfig · 2021-07-24T06:59:16+00:00

What a bellend

Butler-of-Penises · 2021-07-24T07:22:18+00:00

Ohhh that was a billet dodged. You got lucky.

-SidSilver- · 2021-07-24T07:22:59+00:00

Flashbacks to my shitty ex.

outhouse_wholesaler · 2021-07-24T07:46:05+00:00

She’s just cuntfused and has trouble femprehending basic things

o________o_________o · 2021-07-24T08:37:45+00:00

She Prolly not even from the midwest, saying "ope"😒

Bertje87 · 2021-07-24T08:40:24+00:00

I rarely see a more perfect title for a post, love it

Yusi-D-Jordan · 2021-07-24T08:46:12+00:00

Wtf is her problem? Dodged a bullet, my man.

kingnutter · 2021-07-24T09:08:27+00:00

I’ve seen this before quite a while back.

ToastyCooCoonut · 2021-07-24T09:09:26+00:00

Yikes.

ShitsAndGiggles_72 · 2021-07-24T12:42:39+00:00

Sadly, if this conversation happened in person, I’d bet the body language and facial expressions would indicate a flirty teasing, maybe.

That stuff doesn’t translate well to the texting medium.

Batdog55110 · 2021-07-24T14:44:07+00:00

This person is street's behind

TiberSVK · 2021-07-24T17:32:36+00:00

wtf lol

sinteon · 2021-07-24T17:40:30+00:00

Holy fuck her reading comprehension is in the ditch.

MarshallFoxey · 2021-07-24T18:00:20+00:00

The art of the conversation

sb4ssman · 2021-07-24T18:44:55+00:00

No one should search for the comedy sketch titled “Bro rape” on YouTube. Don’t do it. There’s nothing hilarious at all, and it has nothing to do with Mr. Glover.

skpicky · 2021-07-24T21:01:39+00:00

People. They can be such losers.

RockStar25 · 2021-07-24T21:34:28+00:00

She’s insulted that you think you’re a bigger Donglover fan than she is.

skiesarelight · 2021-07-26T22:09:44+00:00

LPT: No matter how good looking she is, someone out there is tired of her.

55676 · 2021-07-27T15:06:25+00:00

" oh yeah , let me insult my boyfriend while he did nothing wrong and call it mansplaining , what could posibly go wrong ? "

A breack up , somehow , her last braincel dif no think of that while it bounced around in her skull like a dvd screen saver

brickwallnomad · 2021-07-27T21:37:25+00:00

These types of women are usually engaged heavily with Hollywood, social media, etc. where this type of behavior is rewarded. In movies, TV, internet over the last 5 years, women have been portrayed and put up personas as these mean, rude women who are “independent” (sexist towards women all in itself, but that’s another story) and in return, all these women and some men for that matter, watching and reading this stuff think that’s how reality works. No, sorry, but in real life, if you’re just a pointless dick to random people, you probably won’t win anything. I mean, what’s so bad about being fucking nice to people? Why is it suddenly “cool” to be a fucking rude, miserable cunt?

HennurRoadBLR77 · 2021-07-29T11:08:40+00:00

Donald Golver's career is not typical man stuff, you're thinking of Danny Glover.

GingieMingie · 2021-07-29T19:09:12+00:00

And here we have our average Entitled, Self Centered Cunt, in its natural habitat.

WeebMasterGuts · 2021-07-29T20:15:51+00:00

This is what you call.... a dumb bitch

finger_milk · 2021-08-01T14:33:21+00:00

"Why can't I find a man. I don't know why they don't like me arguing with them over asinine bullshit all the time"

EDatPuzy945 · 2021-08-01T17:57:18+00:00

Spoil the ending for her. It would be so funny

TyppaHaus · 2021-08-02T16:15:01+00:00

lol what was that

hufflefish · 2021-08-19T01:56:25+00:00

🙅🏼‍♂️ Posts that make me say why o why, maybe stuff Donald Glover was all that she had to offer, it really ran its course i such a short period

Juiceboxthefirst · 2021-08-19T11:02:01+00:00

She's actually just disgusting

MinuteTo2359 · 2021-08-19T20:05:07+00:00

What a fucking weirdo… Christ, that went 0-60 real quick…

rhae_targ · 2021-09-07T20:15:46+00:00

If only all red flags were that easy to spot

Shadowfaxxy · 2021-09-13T19:03:25+00:00

U/repostsleuthbot

caspiam · 2021-07-24T03:22:02+00:00

Ah at the risk of getting downvoted you did mansplain. Twice. As if she doesnt know he's childish Gambino. And she had seen star wars yet you told her he was lando? You're a Muppet lol.
And your retort didn't make any sense - she didn't say 'he was in star wars' as if you didn't know that, she was saying I don't know if you're into star wars i.e. you may not have actually watched it, but he was great in that. That still assumes you know he was in it but you may not have seen it. You assumed she didn't know he was childish Gambino and told her she was Lando. Mansplainer my friend. This is coming from a dude clearly older than you and doesn't really give a fuck but I'm amazed there wasn't any comments pointing this out. I had no idea thus sub was filled with neckbeard basement dwellers haha

IEATBUTT5 · 2021-07-24T05:08:26+00:00

I think she dodged a bullet too

Triesaccents · 2021-07-24T04:21:56+00:00

I think y’all just hate women and reading the term “mansplain”. This was just a bad way for her to say she already knows an obvious fact about one of the most famous entertainers in the world. You overreacted.

Edit: This sub has turned into an “I hate women” forum. Y’all might as well be an incel support group. This mother fucker is spouting off 2012 trivia like “Donald Glover is Childish Gambino” and expects any reaction other than “Everyone already fucking knows that”. You don’t just get to domineer a conversation based on your perspective you fucking idiots. What the absolute fuck did OP expect? “Oh! Wow! Thank you so much for the enlightenment.”

This is not a pussy pass pass being denied. This is a dude reacting poorly to a word- a buzzword at that. Overly emotional cretins.

I wouldn’t be interested in someone just rattling easily google-able facts off to me instead of actual conversation either. That’s clearly what she’s talking about. Y’all don’t know how to talk to women so you flee to online communities like this to sit in an echo chamber filled with roaches of your ilk.

baldduck234 · 2021-07-23T21:34:12+00:00

She sounds hot

Former-Literature765 · 2021-07-24T09:43:54+00:00

Wow, he just denied himself that pussy pass, but no he had to be an idiot and reject her. Smh

BlequeSaws · 2021-07-24T02:43:20+00:00

Lol @ op pretending this is his nd new when I've seen it on and off for like a year

Redditmodss · 2021-07-24T04:32:16+00:00

And these chat messages are just as manufactured for you incels to rage fap to lol. Pathetic.

grimmset7 · 2021-07-24T10:11:23+00:00

I think mocking her and confusing her would be the appropriate response for this interaction. He literally showed emotions to her. It was a fucking shit test and he failed

Title	When keeping it real goes wrong
Author	Yankees1196
Upvotes	6113
Comments	373
Date	July 23, 2021 9:26 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/oqbx75/when_keeping_it_real_goes_wrong/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/PussyPassDenied/when-keeping-it-real-goes-wrong.823752 https://theredarchive.com/post/823752

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