Kristen Schaal gives dating advice to women.

This segment is painful to watch. There's a woman named Susan Patton who wrote a book called Marry Smart, advocating that women marry when they're in their sexual prime instead of waiting until they are in their 30's.

Everything this woman says is pure Red Pill advice for women.

Men have a whole different playing field. They can take their whole lives to get married and have children. Women just don't have that kind of time. You're not getting any younger. You have to get to this. You have to plan for it.

Sounds good to me. More advice from Patton:

You're gonna start looking for a husband in your mid 30's? You're going to be competing with women 10 years younger than you. They're dewey-eyed. They're fresh. They're adorable.

Then Kristen Schaal comes on as correspondent and tries to poke fun.

Don't look at me. I am hideous.

John Stewart chimes in.

What are you talking about? You look great.

Schaal tries to joke.

For a dried-up 30-something year old crone, you mean.

Hardly a giggle from the audience. Schaal continues.

Face it, my dewey adorable days are in the rear-view mirror.

Schaal trying to satirize Patton's advice.

Too many girls have been seduced by the feminist lie that women over 30 are remotely do-able. The hard truth is that month after month, your precious eggs are jumping out of your vagina like rats off a sinking ship.

Ironically, Kristen Schaal points to the book and says, "These are facts based on opinion."

Then the rest of the segment is Schaal reading parts of the book to women in spin class and then to toddlers in a classroom.

The Daily Show isn't alone in it's attack of Susan Patton.

Forbes: 'Princeton Mom' Gives Dumb Advice On Marrying Smart.

Huffpo: The 10 Worst Pieces of Advice From Susan Patton's 'Marry Smart'


What's the truth? Do women lose sexual value once they get out of their 20's?

I'm sure many women in their mid-30's and 40's who were watching the show half laughed while trying to repress the painful truth that women indeed lose fertility as they get older.

Scientific American: Study Shows Fertility Decline Begins in Late 20s.

According to a report published in the journal Human Reproduction, female fertility starts to fall off gradually around age 27 before dropping more dramatically after age 35.

This isn't to mention how their attractiveness to men declines. Online dating site OKCupid has a blog called OKTrends, where they analyze messages sent between men and women within their network. This is how humans behave with no one watching:

Statistically speaking, a woman's desirability peaks at 21. You can see that a woman of 31 is already "past her prime," while a man doesn't become so until 36. As we mentioned above, after age 26, a man has more potential matches than his female counterparts, which is a drastic reversal of the proportion in young adulthood, when women are much more sought-after. Because men's dating preferences skew so young, and women's are age-equitable, men peak later, and have a longer plateau of desirability, than women.