Send in your resumes.

Awesomeo70706 · 2021-07-27T00:55:18+00:00

She's on the wrong side of 30 to be making demands.

The only women that can make demands have the qualities of youth, beauty, femininity, and low bodies.

IoSonCalaf · 2021-07-27T01:06:15+00:00

Does that shaming language ever work? Do guys actually respond to that?

slipkid223 · 2021-07-27T01:43:28+00:00

She is letting you know up front you will never be higher than her dogs. Heed the warning.

Stay away gents, she is a bitter man-hater.

Cedalito · 2021-07-27T01:10:47+00:00

If I saw that profile I'd report it. So much toxicity.

Is it true that women that like horses are more insane? I've read this in a couple of places.

IceCorrect · 2021-07-27T01:20:26+00:00

Bring something to my table and I'll decide if i want to bring something to yours

This was my biggest revelation abaut dating and relationships, she will never love you if doesnt first show your value or prospect of future value. And I dont blame them, beacuse market dictated they can do this, and when they stay on the market too long she will say WATGM

DownOnTheLow · 2021-07-27T02:04:18+00:00

That is the most aggressive thing I have read on this sub. That girl will never get with anyone she would be the most controlling thing.

yellomachine · 2021-07-27T02:26:57+00:00

This is like the rotten potato at the bottom of the sack, telling the cook how he should be grateful to find it.

OmegaDolphin · 2021-07-27T01:17:17+00:00

"Horse Trainer"

soonershooter · 2021-07-27T01:59:14+00:00

Cee U Next Tuesday....

comptejete · 2021-07-27T02:37:46+00:00

These standards will be dropped along with her panties for the right man that's sufficiently fit and aloof. Ignore what they say, watch what they do.

aggieeagle52 · 2021-07-27T02:42:40+00:00

What a catch! I wonder why she’s still single in her 30’s.

XSasuken22X · 2021-07-27T04:55:11+00:00

She fucks those dogs.

Mister_McDerp · 2021-07-27T07:33:48+00:00

??? what is this? An attempt at Reverse Psychology? Lady, why are you even HERE?

This is a guide on how to ensure you only get guys that want to put their penis in you, because no one wants to put up with someone actually unfriendly as this.

Edit: Honestly, this thing did something to me. I wish I could explain to her what this will do: There will only be 2 sort of guys reacting positively to this: Either guys who just want to fuck her a bit and then run for the hills. Or guys who actually think they are "impressive" enough to be cooler than her dogs (lmao). Those guys won't stay. Those guys will get bored with her very quickly and either cheat or plain leave for greener pastures. Thats the ONLY 2 she will get. Maybe, just maybe, she will get retard fucks like me who feel (although I resist, obv.) an urge to "fix her". That would be her best outcome, although the worst for the guy.

gentle_lemon · 2021-07-27T02:37:47+00:00

Biggest red flag of all: horse chick.

DillonTheFatUglyMale · 2021-07-27T02:28:29+00:00

This one is going to be single for a long time

I_abhor_redditors · 2021-07-27T05:53:34+00:00

I have dogs that will probably be more impressive than you

How can she expect to find anyone with a sentence like that?

Rothberth_true · 2021-07-27T05:49:14+00:00

She needs therapy, like seriously. Everyone who expresses like that is one step away from full-blown narcissistic personality disorder, if not already there: double standards, complete devoid of sentiment for the next partner (victim), and an entitlement that's everything but healthy.

Top-Comedian6204 · 2021-07-27T02:30:38+00:00

She is incredibly cynical, I wouldn’t touch that with a hundred foot pole

EvolvingMan1994 · 2021-07-27T06:11:41+00:00

Oh bitch please, please, your insolence is as glaring as the midnight moon. Humans dating is fundamentally not a "joke", modern women like you have made it one. You won't bring shit to the table because you don't have anything of value to bring to a Man, if your entitled ass ever did you'd have been picked by a Man to be a wife long ago in your twenties. What you do have on point is your attitude for your dogs. Of course they're more important to you because you can't really get a Man, let alone keep one. You'll commit to multiple dogs (I won't be surprised if you have landed half dozen in your den) but can't submit to a Man.

No Man with dignity and worth is looking to make you his partner and that has made you bitter. Yes it's that evident because the resentment is overflowing from your profile. No Man is interviewing you to bring His children closer to a pompous cunt like you, you'd give them nausea with just a single conversation. Keep riding your horses and petting your doggies, you will die alone.

OkCryptographer4390 · 2021-07-27T02:05:44+00:00

Sounds like a wet fart

Qwesterly · 2021-07-27T03:04:04+00:00

A bit.... mannish, isn't ummm she? Was the adam's apple photoshopped out?

skeletonshorror · 2021-07-27T04:49:17+00:00

Horse trainer is code for cock handler. 💀🔥

Blackbarnabyjones · 2021-07-27T05:36:21+00:00

I bet this woman's dick is HUGE.

idigturtles · 2021-07-27T02:44:35+00:00

Swoon

Sid_Insidious · 2021-07-27T04:44:35+00:00

Sounds like a bitchy cunt.

She does have the bitchy cunt black nail polish...

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-07-27T02:42:18+00:00

Gents I give you Exhibit A - A standard modern western woman.

Emotional_Pop_6077 · 2021-07-27T04:05:09+00:00

Lol a horse trainer

UltimateShame · 2021-07-27T06:13:03+00:00

Wonder why it's so hard for some people to proper self reflect. The chosen image and the text is awful and so dismissive.

sony_anumo · 2021-07-27T07:42:50+00:00

"Dog moms" are even less datable than Single moms.

Even with single moms the kids can have redeamable qualities.
Dogs are just shit and piss and disgusting everywhere.

DaddySkrags · 2021-07-27T08:54:13+00:00

Enjoy being 43 and wondering why no one wants to be around you.

Five_Decades · 2021-07-27T02:49:11+00:00

horse trainer

BlindMaestro · 2021-07-27T08:09:07+00:00

Keeping it real by being stand-offish and using poor grammar. It’s not pretentious to proofread and to tidy up what you’ve written.

Doghouse509 · 2021-07-27T09:00:34+00:00

This thread redpilled me on female horse trainers. I had no idea.

redveinlover · 2021-07-27T19:25:44+00:00

You had me at “horse trainer”. I can speak from experience that horse girls are especially crazy and hard to deal with. You will ALWAYS come second to their barnyard animal fetish so if you’re signing up for that, be ready to enjoy the flies and smell of shit. And no, the old saying “crazy in the head, crazy in bed” does not apply to these girls. Both of the LTRs I’ve had with were pretty vanilla and “hurry up and just get it over with” attitudes in the sack.

DrDog09 · 2021-07-28T01:10:54+00:00

Looking for a stable boy.

coloradocaniac · 2021-07-27T03:12:03+00:00

What a sweetheart.

19780521reddit · 2021-07-27T03:23:57+00:00

that’s a joke right?

cenaluc · 2021-07-27T04:25:49+00:00

She is right about the single mom thing

Local_Cruiser · 2021-07-27T07:13:55+00:00

Women are sooooo angry these days.

Did feminism work? Nope.

meerita · 2021-07-27T10:31:11+00:00

Line up, bros, but behind me because I am first for this one gem!

CoachPRIPecho · 2021-07-27T10:54:15+00:00

Another thot from femaledatingstrategy.

Tweapodok33 · 2021-07-27T11:47:13+00:00

The arrogant smirk in her pic is the cherry on top. Enjoy your cats, bitch.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-07-27T17:36:13+00:00

This is a woman who's showing her dick, and trying to act like the men she finds attractive. She thinks this is actually attractive.

What it really does is turn off most men, intimidate inexperienced men, and amuse alphas who will blast right through her bullshit.

bgovern · 2021-07-27T05:14:22+00:00

Sounds like a fun person to be around.

Griever114 · 2021-07-27T08:44:52+00:00

Two words:

Horse. Trainer.

I rest my case.

djc_tech · 2021-07-27T10:09:29+00:00

Easy fix…pump and dump. Someone like that is emotionally unavailable and immature. She’ll be that way so treat her the same way

captainsaveahoe69 · 2021-07-27T12:00:20+00:00

Horse face

ice_cold_sandwich · 2021-07-27T13:00:56+00:00

Dead eyes.

I bet her reqs are still 6/6/6 (6 foot, 6 figures, 6 inches). Oh, and make sure you're under 10% body fat and have ripped abs. She would gawk at her looksmatch.

Dunkman83 · 2021-07-27T16:14:14+00:00

"this is me take it or leave it"- broken women.

"ill leave it"- men

"but wait!!!"- same woman 10 years later

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2021-07-27T16:15:45+00:00

If the dogs are keeping men at bay, that's a pretty good statement for "man's best friend."

houseoftolstoy · 2021-07-27T19:12:13+00:00

Demanding, passive aggressive, and mentions nothing about herself. What a catch! Who is man enough to put yourself up to be graced by her presence and be judged if you are worthy enough for this ray of sunshine?

wathon2 · 2021-07-27T20:01:48+00:00

this is the end result of society telling women they are the prize since the day they are born.

women today lack humility. they grow older but they certainly don't grow wiser.

velesxrxe · 2021-07-27T07:20:13+00:00

She seems...nice

Jocasta_me · 2021-07-27T07:50:50+00:00

Nice of you to not blur her picture.

YouCouldBeBetter · 2021-07-27T09:00:43+00:00

Yes I'll try to fight to be dehumanised by an idiot over 30 who doesn't respect me as much as her dogs.

loneliness-inc · 2021-07-27T09:48:48+00:00

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FormerBTfan · 2021-07-27T10:51:54+00:00

Needs to be attractive to be demanding all this bullshit she thinks she is entitled to. This one screams ultra feminist. Gentlemen you can't make this shit up.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-07-27T11:07:46+00:00

Ha ha !! A younger version of my bipolar ex. She's really full of herself. Also, horse girls are nuts. I've seen it first hand unfortunately.

d13W1 · 2021-07-27T12:25:59+00:00

Wipe off the makeup and she’ll really look like a horse. Maybe that’s who she’s interested in pair bonding with.

pinguthewingu · 2021-07-27T12:28:13+00:00

I dont think she is 31, looks older

road_laya · 2021-07-27T13:09:44+00:00

I am taking the trad pill after this one. I no longer believe in dating before marriage. Most women are not even qualified to pick a husband by themselves.

Det_Steve_Sloan · 2021-07-27T16:10:40+00:00

Digitally altered face. She thinks she's a strong badass, she's actually insecure as fuck. This isn't what this woman actually looks like. Her face is covered in FaceApp giveaways.

Tracker1958 · 2021-07-27T18:51:04+00:00

We not looking for a wife, that for sure.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-07-27T19:11:30+00:00

The funny part about this is that it never works. Women at some point will chirp that they never wanted to get married as a coping mechanism.

chriskela · 2021-07-27T20:19:44+00:00

I just read the bio and I'm already exausted!

metanovasage · 2021-07-27T22:17:29+00:00

Reading this made me more than angry. The amount of choice words I have for women like her.... smh

Peataaar · 2021-07-28T21:01:28+00:00

Well we matched Gents. I'll keep you all posted 😂😂

DrDog09 · 2021-07-29T13:18:47+00:00

A little divergence and this profile is a great example.

Social media and feminism has turned relationships into a butcher shop. That's sad. The old way had some parity to it. The woman would show a little interest, the guy would put up his best game in response. If there was a bit of hope they took it to the next step. You didn't get ghosted, no 'who responds first' BS. Swipe what? If its a date it was his credit card. You know, there was some humanity to the whole thing.

Now it is just a matter of percentages and that number gets lower every day. At the rate things are going Millennials maybe the last generation on this planet.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-07-30T05:35:26+00:00

Bitch shield. Easily defeated.

Jeviok · 2021-08-01T17:36:48+00:00

It's like dating profile anti-matter.

RedTheCat1 · 2021-07-27T06:54:36+00:00

Someone that looks like the lead singer from Tesla, has no right to have such a crappy attitude!!

_Nequis_ · 2021-07-27T12:38:47+00:00

I've seen bitchy attitude and unhealthy attachment to animals time and time again.

My take on it is that it's a self feeding cycle of misandrysm and bitterness that just draws quick pumps and dumps at best, none with some self respect would put himself through the torture of dating someone who's on the foot of war from the get go.

ploppercant · 2021-07-27T12:44:14+00:00

🐶💊

VirginWizard69 · 2021-07-27T15:07:42+00:00

She is too old and ugly for that list. She is probably fat as well.

Godlikebuthumble · 2021-07-27T15:23:25+00:00

The Lion, the Witch...

Old_snowboarder · 2021-07-27T16:31:21+00:00

Why would I want to apply for a horrible job?

trashyart200 · 2021-07-27T17:19:22+00:00

Is she a horse trainer or does she have a horse face thus having to train it? 🤷

DavidHill76 · 2021-07-27T17:41:06+00:00

Entitlement Queen

THE_GOATRIDER · 2021-07-27T17:42:00+00:00

Holy shit where's the sign-up sheet? LMFAO

Embarrassed-Call-925 · 2021-07-27T18:34:16+00:00

She sounds dreamy.... Why haven't you guys formed a line yet? Its almost like being alone is a preferable option to being tied to a jackal.

Alturius · 2021-07-28T09:22:24+00:00

She should stick with the horses as they are about the only thing she is going to get to ride.

DoTheSnoopyDance · 2021-07-28T12:50:22+00:00

“I either don’t like you immediately”. So why not tell them that immediately? Why is it possible that either she is busy or she doesn’t like you. Why would she need to spell that out as an option. She shouldn’t need to explain that because she should have told you immediately she doesn’t like you so you could quit wasting time on her. But no, she will let you hang around and spend money time and validation on her while you’re blissfully unaware she’s disgusted by you.

LowFerret3101 · 2021-07-28T21:00:01+00:00

LOL with all that talk i bet she does "stuff" with the horses

GrampaBoomerTrader · 2021-07-28T21:58:06+00:00

She seems nice.

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-07-31T06:47:37+00:00

"And stop trying to tell me how elipses work..bitch"

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-07-31T06:47:57+00:00

"And stop trying to tell me how elipses work..bitch"

RedPilledLife · 2021-07-31T17:39:18+00:00

She has dead eyes syndrome or she is dead inside either way I would bail on this one!

Natuasi · 2021-08-01T04:17:07+00:00

The entitlement in this horse face woman is mind boggling.

mexawarrior · 2021-08-04T00:05:58+00:00

"Insert the forever alone meme"

Natural_Maximum240 · 2021-08-06T16:47:25+00:00

Post OP tranny?

loneliness-inc · 2021-07-27T09:05:12+00:00

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loneliness-inc · 2021-07-27T11:44:50+00:00

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ransay3277 · 2021-07-27T14:15:53+00:00

Love the filtered pic.

ransay3277 · 2021-07-27T14:16:05+00:00

Love the filtered pic.

Title	Send in your resumes.
Author	Peataaar
Upvotes	578
Comments	224
Date	July 27, 2021 12:46 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/oscaqg/send_in_your_resumes/
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