I am still trying to process this one. So one of my plates I saw for awhile flaked on me today. This other girl I saw 2 times before was posting booty pics. I invited her over and she came. So this girl is 20 y/o, few years younger than me. She gave me shit about not reaching back out to her after the 2nd time, can't remember why I did, probably busy at the time. I held frame, everything was good. We caught up.

Anyways, she told me "do you want to see something funny?". I said sure. So she pulls out her phone. Finds the video and shows me. It was someone squatting down on the porch. It was night time, barely lit but you could clearly see someone squatting down. Closer look, you could see a brown thing between the legs. I asked if that was her and she said yes. She then told me "I am taking a poo". I looked closer. I kid you not, this girl literally squatted down, taking a shit on top of the porch. Someone recorded her and she saved the video. In my mind, I didn't know how to process this. I have a "porch pooper" sitting next to me. I just had a straight face and I asked her why. She said she was drunk and had to go. I swear to god this actually happened

She proceeds to show me other videos of her squatting down in a parking lot, taking a piss on the pavement. There was one of her squatting down on a small trash can taking a piss in it because one of her roommates were in the bathroom and she had to go. She shared with me a story of her pooping in the ocean.

She was being affectionate, all over me trying to cuddle, etc. Safe to say, I was polite and talked to her for 30 more minutes, said I was tired and falling asleep and glad we caught up. I am never contacting her again for any reason. You never know the disgusting things people do outside.

TLDR; Plate flaked today. Invited a girl I saw two times before and she showed me "funny" videos of someone recording her squatting down shitting on a porch and other videos of her squatting down pissing elsewhere aka she's a Porch Pooper. Why would she show me these videos? Was this some sort of tactic to win me over with sick humor?

Edit: Now she posted a picture on her story holding up a funnel cup saying "Now I can pee anywhere like a man". Disgusting! https://i.imgur.com/I4tzZSF.jpg