Alright Seddit Check this out. I went to a big music festival Saturday. So many women, I got pretty silly and just started hitting on everyone. Had a blast huge confidence, got one kiss, and a couple phone numbers. But that's not the FR.

My field report is about some straight up James Bond Gangster pick-up I did yesterday in the grocery store.

First of all, I'm pretty bad at day game generally, I think it's because my confidence is not as high when the atmosphere is not positive and fun. The grocery store always seemed like a waste land, people barely speak to each other, it's like a bunch of robots or something.

OK, so I'm at the grocery store. It's an upscale place where they have people giving out samples everywhere. Really good fish market, good produce, etc.. Hopefully I've painted the scene.

That's where I see this amazing perfect 10. She looks vaguely Puerto Rican, which makes me lose my mind. She's over at one of the stands sampling something when I notice her. I'm literally 100 yards away, this market is crowded as fuck, but I start making my way over.

By the time I get near her, she's at a different sample table trying little hamburgers or something. I'm still running at 150% confidence level from the night before as I make my approach.

I got nothing. So I just say, "Does your boyfriend know that you're sneaking food at the grocery store?" I get a little laugh, and she says something like, "I know right? It's embarrassing." I say "where is he, I'll keep a look out while you stuff your face." She tells me that she has no boyfriend so she can eat all the food she wants.

Then I just straight up tell her "You know there are these places called restaurants where you can sit down and have complete meals." I get her laughing a little more, and got that number.

TL'DR It took less than 3 minutes to get a number from the hottest friggen woman I've ever spoken to. Blissin out right now.