"I attract narcissistic assholes and men without jobs." Gee, I wonder why‽............

me_at_myhouse · 2021-09-27T03:37:45+00:00

It looks she dresses for Halloween everyday.

2 wild ass girls is code for "I have no parenting skills whatsoever".

Her entire bio screams 'narcissistic asshole'.

Hard pass.

FUJB46 · 2021-09-27T03:35:44+00:00

Correction - I keep CHOOSING narcissist and men without jobs. Nobody’s forcing you to date them, dumbass.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-09-27T04:11:03+00:00

And just think, this is her physical peak.

Imagine how she'll look five years after the wall.

asdf333aza · 2021-09-27T03:20:31+00:00

BTW she's a tattoo "artist"

f3wl · 2021-09-27T03:53:51+00:00

23 with 2 girls + mental illness haircut + extensive poorly done tats and piercings. Where do I sign up...for the red flag parade

YesYesYesVeryGood · 2021-09-27T03:29:47+00:00

Truly a gem. Great entry for "tell that she has mental issues without saying it."

But for real, that stretchy ear on the last pic is just.... naaaaaaasty.

ess2019 · 2021-09-27T03:45:37+00:00

Halloween is the only day she can feel normal since she fucked her face up

kidruhil · 2021-09-27T04:16:21+00:00

I can guarantee her exciting "job" involves a camera in her bedroom.

At 23 her kids can't be older than 5. Poor babies

Haych13 · 2021-09-27T10:09:36+00:00

I fucking hate the "I attract x"

You're a female you attract a lot of people, you PICK the bad ones.

HLFML · 2021-09-27T03:35:35+00:00

Confirmed - this is ready for Halloween.

Freak show wondering why quality men with good jobs don’t want her fucked up face and two undisciplined bastards. Seriously.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-27T03:59:30+00:00

Look, I really hate to sound judgmental about other people's lifestyles, but since she's the one complaining hers is a self-brought problem. You are what you attract.

BlindMaestro · 2021-09-27T04:47:02+00:00

This is mental illness.

deckran · 2021-09-27T09:51:31+00:00

She looks like the girl you picture when you think STD.

vegasbadboy702 · 2021-09-27T04:53:25+00:00

“I attract narcissistic assholes and men without jobs”. Gee I wonder why that is? You mean to tell me a successful doctor, lawyer, architect, etc. doesn't want a tattooed Halloween loving woman with 2 wild ass girls. I’m shocked. Those girls must be terrors.

ItsJustMeMaggie · 2021-09-27T06:40:59+00:00

The absolute state of modern women

yellomachine · 2021-09-27T07:14:07+00:00

This woman is a walking reminder that we live in the final days.

Maximum-Complaint-68 · 2021-09-27T04:22:38+00:00

Alright, let's count na bratacha dhearg (the red flags):

Thousand Cock Stare
Shitty and arrogant personality
Poor taste in men
Covered in ugly tattoos
Bad haircut
Dhá pharasítí (two parasites)

Sounds like she's the woman of my dreams!

Fripiou · 2021-09-27T06:45:13+00:00

Is that a Borderlands villain?

jzdelona · 2021-09-27T05:03:55+00:00

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PopularBug5 · 2021-09-27T04:50:51+00:00

I can only imagine the kind of high profile job that a tattooed, pieced single mom does.

panzer22222 · 2021-09-27T07:27:10+00:00

She was attractive, even with some kids she could have got some simp....but fuck me, those tats. Not even the biggest simp could take that home to mum.

wanderingNotLost1980 · 2021-09-27T03:59:09+00:00

Top left photo says that she has been putting the pounds on long enough that she has learned how to hold the phone at the right angle for a reasonably flattering shot, but those thunder thighs aren't going to get smaller or less lumpy.

meerita · 2021-09-27T07:56:48+00:00

Nobody plows the field in heels.

If a man walks dressed as a policeman, he will be perceived as a law enforcement guy. If a woman is dressed like a whore, she will be taken as one.

Women have to understand that they cannot understand to be dressed as they want and that they are respected. They argue that they dress for themselves, in reality, that fallacy is the most absurd there one, since they do it to call the type of man they like.

Mark_Freed · 2021-09-27T06:09:19+00:00

is that her ear? someone, please tell me it is some prop.

We need to report her to child support, is she raising 2 girls? omg this world is fucked.

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-09-27T06:50:42+00:00

In what universe does she think she can even LARP as a sugar momma? I guess that is her annoyance.

But she seriously must be CHOOSING guys without a penny to their names. That is what happens when you are purely superficial and also determined to upset your parents for whatever petty reason you think (look at her disfigured , unfeminine body and appearance - she clearly is lashing out in that way)

uberduger · 2021-09-27T09:16:16+00:00

How can you expect to find a long term serious thing if you don't even have one picture of you doing an actual human expression?

I'm getting so bored of Insta-face, where you do the same disinterested look as every influencer in every shot. Just makes you look like your soul fell out and you couldn't put it back in.

Just one photo of her smiling like an actual human might attract a less shitty man.

EDIT: Oh, and I sincerely hate those ear hole things. They look ridiculous when the hoop is in, and when it's out, the ear looks like an empty dangling ball-sack. It must flop in the wind. And if you flick your hair round, it's gonna gently slap you in the face.

fuzzy_brb · 2021-09-27T05:15:09+00:00

Doing the bare minimum while expecting the world.

PirateDocBrown · 2021-09-27T05:35:37+00:00

Sushi or nothing.

Saianna · 2021-09-27T06:43:36+00:00

23 years old.. tattoos everywhere, legs, torso, neck, head, face, hands, fingers (all of low quality), earlobes ruined, septum and nose bridge piercing...

I wanted to write something witty and smart.. but she's just ruined. Not even her body.. but her mind. She's willing to make herself into last page of any notebook. I've seen graffiti walls better mantained than this. And ofcourse she has 2 kids. One might think that sterylising or protecting yourself would be smart.. But nope.

MichaelEMJAYARE · 2021-09-27T20:18:18+00:00

I fucking cannot stand these like, “sassy” bios people do. I see them all the time. “Sushi or nothing”, “think you can keep up?”, “my dog better like you”. Jesus christ, women, I would assume self respecting men see that and go “really? This is my first impression?”

Its way better to not even put a bio at this point, at least Im not instantly annoyed. 🤣

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-27T05:47:55+00:00

I'm honestly just ready for Halloween and hoodies

Sure, she is. She's only been in costume all year long.

Sushi or nothing.

Nothing - exactly what she's worth to me

DaddySkrags · 2021-09-27T06:29:52+00:00

Ugh the tats and all that metal in her face.

20210527 · 2021-09-27T08:53:15+00:00

I wonder what's stretched out more. Her earlobe or...

No_Organization5188 · 2021-09-27T14:34:44+00:00

It’s a shame what she has done to herself. She would probably be a knockout if she was normal but something happened that fucked her up good.

WhatMixedFeelings · 2021-09-27T15:24:25+00:00

How many children are being raised by trash like this? We’re on a fast-track to Idiocracy. Invest in Brawndo

One-Move · 2021-09-27T04:25:32+00:00

Your tattoos are cool honey, but you will cover them when we are in public even at the pool, right? Here is your burkha 😂

Pie_sky · 2021-09-27T09:25:22+00:00

At some point people need to grow the fuck up. Seriously it is fine if you are a little wild in your late teens and early twenties but after that is it just pathetic.

Her daughters are already behind because their mother is such a bad example.

Neatche · 2021-09-27T11:32:31+00:00

Her ear... 🤢🤮

ltde5150 · 2021-09-27T18:38:33+00:00

I wonder what it's like to have your life already ruined at 23.

laptopdragon · 2021-09-27T06:54:15+00:00

can confirm...

I have a job and would not poke this weathered bag with a 10' pole.

CriticalEscapeBike · 2021-09-27T10:53:36+00:00

Holy FUCK!!!

She has one ear lobe that has a giant fucking saucer plate in it, another with enough skin to make a mans belt out of....WTFF??????

Just more evidence that the FDA still allows lead to be used in (all) cosmetics..

(Which is why many women are so irrational and demented).

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-09-27T12:05:32+00:00

I bet she used to be cute.

Andwen_The_Peevish · 2021-09-27T12:08:36+00:00

A few body tattoos are fine, but once they start creeping up on the neck and you get them on YOUR FACE, it pretty much means you've chosen your life's path at that point.

10uhsee · 2021-09-27T14:36:38+00:00

Her earlobes are gross as fuck.

s1500 · 2021-09-27T15:18:14+00:00

She looks like an NPC in CyberPunk

AlextheHun24 · 2021-09-27T16:41:26+00:00

Seeing those fucked up ear lobes reminds me of a guy I knew in High School that had those gauge earrings (I forget what they’re called) and he had them in the whole entire year and when school was about done for the school year he took them out and he looked like he had elephant ears. Those earrings are hideous and the tattoos make her even more hideous.

mohd_sm81 · 2021-09-27T07:48:46+00:00

birds of a feather, flock together..... narcissists attract the likes.

Mister_McDerp · 2021-09-27T08:16:10+00:00

If I've ever seen a candidate for a wild night and running away after, its this one.

anykah_badu · 2021-09-27T09:07:18+00:00

Should be attracting basketball players with these hoops

BlacksmithThen2069 · 2021-09-27T10:00:36+00:00

And the biggest LOL is they all intro themselves COMPLAINING AND BITCHING

gfgdhj5784yu8 · 2021-09-27T10:26:36+00:00

Yikes!

Out of shape, big stupid tats, mutilated ear lobes, several bratty children, only eats raw fish and thinks she is cool........ the woman of my nightmares.

Blogginginvicecity · 2021-09-27T10:38:46+00:00

Mom to two wild ass girls

On top of everything else? Holy mother of ✌️, as in PEACE OUT, GIRL(z)

finger_milk · 2021-09-27T10:39:55+00:00

Demi Lovato has fell off

AurelianWay · 2021-09-27T10:42:46+00:00

I get it, that's her lifestyle that goes along with the profession. She can do whatever the fuck she wants. However doesn't she realize that her lifestyle may not be compatible with the type of men that are actually stable and would make good husbands.

ronoda12 · 2021-09-27T11:46:55+00:00

Lol bottom tier trash

vtec__ · 2021-09-27T12:36:51+00:00

all of this goes out the window when some chad with tattoos and a prison record matches with her and she goes omg!!

otter6461a · 2021-09-27T13:38:59+00:00

“I choose narcissistic assholes and men without jobs.”

Let’s keep repeating that this is what she’s REALLY saying

Jeviok · 2021-09-27T14:43:27+00:00

Looks like someone went kind of nuts with the Cyberpunk 2077 character creation. Earlobe slider set to max.

nuckle · 2021-09-27T14:44:04+00:00

There is nothing more attractive than sagging ear holes.

braucifur · 2021-09-27T15:29:18+00:00

I mean there's bad large tattoos and body modification and then there's this.

If you pay taxes congrats guys this is where your taxpayer dollars are being redistributed to.

VultureBlack · 2021-09-27T10:53:57+00:00

Damn it I have a job and I am not a selfish prick. Looks like I'm not her type. I was really looking forward to having a serious relationship and everything.

AFthrowaway3000 · 2021-09-27T11:55:02+00:00

Imagine how dense you have to be thinking altering your appearance like that was a good idea.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-09-27T12:50:57+00:00

I’m betting she gets a new tattoo for every bad choice she made in life..

spaghetti_hitchens · 2021-09-27T13:26:24+00:00

Ugh... Blown out floppy hoop ear lobes. Just why? It's worse than face tattoos

BluepillProfessor · 2021-09-27T13:28:04+00:00

Not very promising dear. How old are the daughters?

Nathan_of_Ex_Machina · 2021-09-27T15:33:57+00:00

Did she tattoo freckles onto her face? Deer Lorde.

SnowWhitePigeon · 2021-09-27T15:45:38+00:00

I’d bet a dollar her pussy and her saggy ass ear look the same.

jamaicanroach · 2021-09-28T01:16:23+00:00

"Narcissistic assholes" = men who pumped and dumped, or who would no longer put up with her abusive bullshit

"Men without jobs" = any man making less than 6 figures

Prism42_ · 2021-09-28T04:34:13+00:00

Why do women think mutilating their ears to such an extent is attractive?

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-09-29T05:18:40+00:00

My job isn't "deep throating 16 inches of silicone for a $4 superchat" so my job actually IS cooler.

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2021-09-27T12:11:17+00:00

Nothing about her is appealing, seems like she will be a PITA day one.

narwaffles · 2021-09-27T13:42:03+00:00

Does the stuff that's not underlined make sense? Because it doesn't to me

PhantomCowboy · 2021-09-27T14:22:22+00:00

wow fking gross!!

PopRevolutionary1475 · 2021-09-27T16:02:11+00:00

You not even attractive lady.

So, humble yourself.

DISHONORU-TDA · 2021-09-27T16:50:21+00:00

jesus, 23?

250 miles away tho, you're just digging for material

josh9x · 2021-09-28T03:23:08+00:00

This is just sad to look at. If only she took the right path instead if the wrong one, if it weren’t for her own undoing, she would actually be an attractive, stable person. And the fact that she’s so young yet already screwed herself up adds to this.

velvetunderground111 · 2021-09-27T16:10:29+00:00

I was a narc, hipster Chad asshole at and around her age, and this is exactly the kind of woman my friends and I would use or sleep with. Minus the two kids. This look...it's a free country, ok? Do whatever. But this look doesn't scream "girlfriend material". She has tats on her face, for Lord's sake. What a world!

sharedisaster · 2021-09-27T16:30:25+00:00

So damaged in such a short amount of time.

Guaranteed her two 'wild-ass girls' are from a 'wild-ass' baby daddy (or daddies)

Fairwareprovidence · 2021-09-27T16:49:19+00:00

Your job is way cooler? Is this a job posting for hot topic in disguise?

InterestingBudget997 · 2021-09-27T17:18:22+00:00

Her labia be lookin like her earlobes

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-27T17:39:25+00:00

When I read shit like this I always have to wonder if these guys are narcissistic assholes, losers, etc. when these fine women meet them. In my experience that sort of review tends to be made after the exit interview. Everything's peaches & cream until she gets the keys to the street.

I suspect that this phenomenon is why incels and other people who are unfamiliar with the ways of most women think that women only go for assholes and the like. Every guy who's ever thrown them dick and left at one speed or another is called an asshole, usually with plenty of thorny adjectives.

Gaddammitkyle · 2021-09-27T18:14:10+00:00

Like attracts like.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-09-27T21:27:14+00:00

That gentlemen, is a total dumpster fire. With extra combustibles.

sugarfoot_mghee · 2021-09-30T18:40:02+00:00

Don't know why so many women these days, think that looking like a side show freak is attractive.

pimpdaddy_69 · 2021-10-02T17:15:58+00:00

I'd kms if that was my mom

TaliscaCertified · 2021-10-03T04:33:54+00:00

🤮

Wildhouse83 · 2021-09-27T21:20:02+00:00

If she did not mention her two daughters, I would think she is a virgin. And perfect marriage material.

Ogdocon · 2021-09-27T22:07:51+00:00

She is going to look awful in her later years.

Itburns12345 · 2021-09-27T22:58:41+00:00

2 daughters out of control eeehh.....shocker

Jimdandy941 · 2021-09-27T23:50:48+00:00

“Looking for a sugar mama”

Sweetie, you couldn’t afford my bar bill. Sad thing is, I stopped drinking……

IJustLovetoEatBooty · 2021-09-28T00:54:14+00:00

Oof. Single mom of 2 at 23.

B_P_G · 2021-09-28T01:01:19+00:00

She's ready for Halloween alright.

LetTheRainsFall · 2021-09-28T10:32:09+00:00

I always like when a girl wears her bad choices openly, and has so many of them you don't even need to read the bio.

asdf333aza · 2021-09-30T01:43:55+00:00

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something_about_ · 2021-10-03T11:26:08+00:00

What an ego, cant imagine why she attracts those kind of people, oh and, sushi or nothing, bitch do you know how expensive sushi is for a plate for one person, she is prob the kind that goes, Men should always pay

odd_federal34 · 2021-10-03T12:31:15+00:00

I've no idea why this humble innocent woman attracts these guys.

ThrownAwayAcc1407 · 2021-10-05T10:50:21+00:00

She's maybe average with kilograms of makeup

Imagine getting all of that off, she'd be even more scary without her halloween makeup LOL.

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2021-10-09T16:58:22+00:00

How many body modifications does she truly need to tell the world how much she doesn’t like herself?

Hdhfhgdhfjbghh · 2021-09-27T20:51:23+00:00

Still hot though

"I attract narcissistic assholes and men without jobs." Gee, I wonder why‽............

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Title	"I attract narcissistic assholes and men without jobs." Gee, I wonder why‽............
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