What do you do when you get a boner when making out

jamonman · 2011-05-31T00:45:25+00:00

When I was in HS, I use to think that girls would freak out if they felt it. But now, I know that, esp when making out, it's a compliment to them when they feel it. Just let her feel it. It's the equivalent of you finding out that she's all wet for you. If that turned you on, your boner does the same thing for her.

calicontact · 2011-05-31T03:17:04+00:00

How do you think she feels if you don't get a boner?

TheAscetic · 2011-05-31T08:12:53+00:00

You should be upfront about it and tell your uncle you're not comfortable with it, and your body is confused, and that he should stop and let you go.

edit: grammar

maxormis · 2011-05-31T06:39:36+00:00

hint: try to put it into her vagina

sparrowpua · 2011-05-31T01:17:36+00:00

Girl here. Grind it on her! If we like you enough to make out with you, We find it flattering to know you're hard for us, so don't worry. Plus, were probably as turned on as you if you're doing it right.

duckandabluesailor · 2011-05-31T00:28:58+00:00

Isn't that the point?? Make sure she knows it's there i guess.

sheps138 · 2011-05-31T00:29:40+00:00

Bounce your cock off of her forehead.

house_of_amon · 2011-05-31T01:02:53+00:00

let it be. live and let bone.

ThrowawayPUA · 2011-05-31T00:22:59+00:00

You enjoy it.

throwaway-o · 2011-05-31T03:58:25+00:00

How old are you? Twelve? You sink your flesh dagger into your prey, that's what you do.

professor_osborn · 2011-05-31T03:24:16+00:00

DO NOT BE ASHAMED OF A BONER! I know all caps is annoying but I seriously can't stress that enough. I may have just had good luck, or very promiscuous women, but they have all loved it every time I have gotten a boner during kissing, spooning, etc. More than half the time they touch it, 25% of the time we have sex.

netgu · 2011-05-31T02:40:16+00:00

Use it.

AndreiAndTheOakTree · 2011-05-31T04:27:02+00:00

You tell her to stop because you have an erection and it's painful when you're wearing denim. During the interval, wipe your lips and then look at your thumb to see if there's any of that white stuff that sometimes gathers at the corner of your lips. Once your erection is gone, try to begin the make out again, now that you're comfortable. Repeat.

Seriously, you pull her hips into you and press her hard against you. No shame.

question24 · 2011-05-31T03:54:19+00:00

just a question here. im suffering from performance anxiety, i get a boner when im grinding with a girl but when i was making out with her nothing. I liked what i was doing and it was "turning" me on, just wondering if this is normal or something i need to look into psychologically.

nipernaadi · 2011-05-31T05:36:32+00:00

2011-05-31T06:19:19+00:00

Increase intensity of making out and place their hand on it. They'll get the hint and will play with it.

SailorsGrave · 2011-05-31T07:55:21+00:00

You put it inside her vagina, then the penis sneezes milk inside the lady. That's how you make a baby - Leopold Butters Stotch

Lanko · 2011-05-31T03:47:32+00:00

I just pull her in close enough to feel it too. You shouldn't be the only one enjoying it, share it with her.

ttphook · 2011-05-31T05:07:42+00:00

In about 20-30 years (or when you fuck up your mind), you'll start asking that question in reverse, so I say "enjoy it while that one lasts" :P

SpiderFan · 2011-05-31T06:54:16+00:00

That's what supposed to happen. . .

westsan · 2011-05-31T12:24:52+00:00

I become dumbfounded and lightheaded.

eking85 · 2011-05-31T14:19:21+00:00

Whip is out and say, "I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air."

picantetequila · 2011-05-31T05:06:18+00:00

Depends on the situation but if your making out and logistics are taken care of (her friends aren't waiting for her and you've got her isolated in your car/house/beach/etc) what you can do is take one of her hands and guide it to your legs. Once she's rubbing your leg you can move her hand a little closer to your inner thigh. This is all done slowly, as if its just natural. May take a few minutes in entirety, all the while your passionately making out. Then you get her hand massaging over your still-concealed hard cock. Then you slowly whip it out, let her feel it. Maybe help her massage it. Then you guide her head down there. Bam. Instant blowjob.

Milstar · 2011-05-31T04:00:52+00:00

Penis goes in Vagina or boys dilly hue goes in woman's cha cha

KobeGriffin · 2011-05-31T06:58:36+00:00

Everybody loves a good boner in the make out session. I usually try to have sex sometime thereafter. Works often enough as a segue to forget when it doesn't, FTW.

SheenChange · 2011-05-31T07:53:57+00:00

OK, it looks like you're concerned about what to do in public when you get a bonie. In private, you gotta dig in. But let's say you're macking at a nice park, and you're going to have to stand up to move your sexy selves to somewhere private eventually. To put the snake back in the cage, try to turn off your senses while continuing to engage your partners' senses. Keep using your hands and lips but don't think about her body. Think about the brick layers who put down the patio you're on, wonder what type of fertilizers they use on the park grass, whatever. Let her do some work on your neck, keep her away from your ears if that's a sensitive area, hold her hands so they don't travel around and make you feel all warm and fuzzy.

Now, if you'd like, you can let her figure it out by pressing your hips to hers or letting her hands find it. Then you could always tuck it into your belt hahaha and just keep it around till you're ready to pounce.

BRB_OkaySniffThis · 2011-05-31T08:21:59+00:00

Obviously it's time to go to the trunk and get out the duct tape and chloroform, because you're ready. For me this usually happens first, but ... whatever works for you.

yokhai · 2011-05-31T13:31:07+00:00

Boner Jams '03

heckz · 2011-05-31T07:35:53+00:00

Stand proud!

Polemicist82 · 2011-05-31T09:36:21+00:00

remove her clothes

2011-05-31T17:38:57+00:00

Nudge it against one of their legs. A majority of girls find it insanely hot that they can erect such a structure.

seddit_throwaway1500 · 2011-05-31T02:55:50+00:00

If you and her are getting into it enough, see if you can slowly move her hand toward your boner...

chumpta · 2011-05-31T05:35:27+00:00

dickflip.

pull your dick up so your belt/waistband is holding it. she can probably still feel it but its not as obvious anymore. it will feel better for both of you

2011-05-31T08:07:33+00:00

I poke her with it...

howdoiupvote · 2011-05-31T14:28:23+00:00

I have the opposite problem. Anyone got any advice on getting out of my head, into the moment and hard?

2011-05-31T18:01:04+00:00

Grind it on her, or put her hand on it.

warpcowboy · 2011-05-31T10:24:25+00:00

This question is like "What do I do if a girl catches me looking at her".

bananatomato · 2011-05-31T12:16:24+00:00

It'd be very weird not to have a boner while making out

Mustkunstn1k · 2011-05-31T13:43:22+00:00

This topic is incredibly stupid.

serenader · 2011-05-31T14:43:34+00:00

Down voted for the most gutless question ever.

sockthepuppetry · 2011-05-31T15:44:55+00:00

I got that bitch a boner, bitches love boners.

nugwin · 2011-05-31T16:05:53+00:00

Don't apologize for being a man.

20yearsofsmellingbad · 2011-05-31T19:54:24+00:00

You could plan ahead and tuck that bad boy up under your belt.

2011-05-31T20:04:17+00:00

Make her suck you off and when she's done tell her that now you have fed her she can make a sandwich and feed you.

crackerdoctor · 2011-05-31T03:55:31+00:00

It went okay...

Title	What do you do when you get a boner when making out
Author	dnemer
Upvotes	63
Comments	110
Date	May 31, 2011 12:22 AM UTC (15 years ago)
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