..... so you want a girlfriend but you don’t want to be in a relationship ok

funky_worms · 2020-01-19T21:07:22+00:00

a friend you can also bang? Exclusively?? Lmao men like this think they invented a new term for a relationship. They just want to get out of the commitment aspect

the-red_woman · 2020-01-19T20:57:23+00:00

Bahahahaha crying

He wants a free prostitute.

2020-01-19T21:11:08+00:00

Buy one of those disgusting sex dolls, I’m sure you can afford one with all the time you’re putting in at work.

randomgirlimok · 2020-01-19T21:30:49+00:00

“I want to text you at 2am, use your body as a flesh light, and then go home”

Amelania · 2020-01-19T20:58:51+00:00

"I wanna fuck you at my convenience and never have to hear about or deal with your problems"

drragonbones · 2020-01-19T21:20:17+00:00

'To (sic) busy with work' Yeah this fuckface is probably a mall security guard.

Evil_Rao · 2020-01-19T21:12:55+00:00

He wants to fuck other women while keeping some poor girl chained. I feel like 99% of men feel that way but at least this one is cheeky enough to say it

ResponsibleCharacter · 2020-01-19T21:53:16+00:00

Enjoy your hand

insecurepassword · 2020-01-19T21:44:01+00:00

FWB is such a BS term. It's not a friend. Friends care about each other and spend time together and talk about life and encourage each other. He just wants sex. Get a blow up doll dude.

1Here4Bach · 2020-01-19T21:58:10+00:00

His picture is so odd. What’s with the dog? Is he trying to act like a tough guy? Why is he not facing the camera?

s_slayer · 2020-01-20T02:50:57+00:00

Translation - “I’m emotionally retarded, have never had a relationship, I am far too selfish for that, I have a dog, she’s the only woman I need, I just need a chick to screw once in awhile to remind myself I’m human, but you better not be screwing anyone else. Your pussy will belong to me and me only, and in exchange you’ll get 2 minutes of jack hammering and an extremely empty feeling for days afterwards that you are nothing more than a cum receptacle for a complete loser. Come on now ladies, you know you want me? Blow up my inbox like I know you want to.”

mypretties · 2020-01-19T23:50:38+00:00

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FDSdisciple · 2020-01-20T03:08:06+00:00

Honest trailers for Tinder: "Lazy fat boy seeks effortless sex"

Harriett- · 2020-01-20T01:23:30+00:00

His arms look soft af.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-01-19T22:45:36+00:00

Everything about this picture is sad. Bless his lonely heart😂

Make_Woebegone · 2020-01-19T21:41:43+00:00

I guess he's too busy to train his dog too, which explains the god awful dog bondage.

Edit: what's with the pillow in front of his torso, is this how we are disguising our out of shape bodies now?

kaoutanu · 2020-01-19T23:01:38+00:00

What's the pillow hiding, a beer gut? Or an erection while sitting on mom's sofa with your bro? Are you watching porn with your bro and the dog while mom is out? 🤢

JFC Kyle, can you not spare 5 seconds to take a photo that doesn't make you look like a pervert?

hilariouslystated · 2020-01-20T00:03:25+00:00

When I still used apps, I encountered a guy like this. He wanted to be exclusive FWB specifically so he "wouldn't have to wear condoms".

CeriseNoire · 2020-01-19T23:43:57+00:00

I would like to meet up to pet that chonky dog. But other than that, I'm too busy.

ivy176 · 2020-01-20T01:03:43+00:00

He just expects the woman to be committed

steileen · 2020-01-20T01:58:59+00:00

Clown fucking world lmao

jazzyjazcons · 2020-01-20T00:02:32+00:00

An exclusive FWB!? What a paradox!

j_bo · 2020-01-20T05:15:38+00:00

I want to fuck you, exclusively...but I don't want to commit. If it wasn't for the dog I would suspect this was my ex.

BDizzy18 · 2020-01-19T23:55:23+00:00

Even without the disgusting profile and the terrible picture, the dog alone is enough to nope him. It's one of those weird designer bully things, its ears are chopped off, it has a completely idiotic "tough guy" harness on, and it's morbidly obese. That's a whole lotta no there, chief.

BobLoblawsLawBlog201 · 2020-01-20T11:18:25+00:00

Is it too much to ask that ppl know the difference between "to", "too" and "two"????????????

"to busy with work" 🤬

2020-01-20T06:17:03+00:00

LOL, fuck right off. Fucking animal abuser and LOSER.

Nifteroni-and-Cheese · 2020-01-20T17:23:56+00:00

Translation: I wast to be the only person you have sex with and give you nothing in return

May26th · 2020-01-20T18:44:26+00:00

Poor dog with cropped ears!

velocifero18 · 2020-01-20T17:00:06+00:00

I'm too busy with school and two jobs to even entertain the idea of a ~FWB~ as that involves setting up times to meet. Meanwhile my serious monogamous relationship involves a nice place for me to stay, hang out and do my work at home.

velocifero18 · 2020-01-20T17:00:19+00:00

I'm too busy with school and two jobs to even entertain the idea of a ~FWB~ as that involves setting up times to meet. Meanwhile my serious monogamous relationship involves a nice place for me to stay, hang out and do my work at home.

the_cucumber · 2020-01-22T08:20:42+00:00

Oh god I just dumped this loser (not this one specifically but they're interchangeable anyway). My ex came sniffing back after nearly 2 years of no contact, I made the mistake of meeting up, next thing I know he's begging to be FWB because "I'm special so it's more than a booty call to him"

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Read that boy to filth and made him cry. It was a shitty start to 2020 but I'm super proud of how I handled it. Boy bye.

Title	..... so you want a girlfriend but you don’t want to be in a relationship ok
Author	f0xsl0th
Upvotes	107
Comments	50
Date	January 19, 2020 8:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/er252o/so_you_want_a_girlfriend_but_you_dont_want_to_be/
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