Study finds only way to stop men from urinating on the floor is to give them a ‘living’ target to aim at and kill with their urine.

Fiebre · 2021-02-19T07:52:06+00:00

I still remember an aita post where a woman surrounded her toilet with dog pads, i think, because her bf wouldn't stop peeing all around it and no amount of talking helped. Of course, bf got mad and gaslighted the woman into thinking she's the asshole in the situation.

karaokekiller · 2021-02-19T06:56:37+00:00

My son peed on the floor today. So I made him clean it up and told him to do better.

sjw__7 · 2021-02-19T06:43:19+00:00

Just read this anecdote casually in a book about habits and I had to stop I was so disgusted.

Firstly the idea that men are so disgusting that they can’t keep their urine in a straight line and not all over the floor in a public, shared place.

But worse that the only way to encourage them to do so was to let them think that they were aiming their urine stream at an insect, and essentially would be killing that living creature by drowning it in piss.

What the actual fuck?

And the weirdest feeling is that this kind of thing is included as a totally normally example in a book.

This one story says so many things about men at once: the lack of respect for others (other airport customers, cleaning staff), the laziness, the general grossness, the cruelty, the violence, the immaturity.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-02-19T07:58:58+00:00

Imagine potty training a full grown adult

GoldandGlowing · 2021-02-19T09:26:52+00:00

And redpill calls us children.

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-02-19T08:32:54+00:00

And I bet most didn't wash their hands 🤢

Struggleis4real · 2021-02-19T09:08:23+00:00

I believe it. I used to have a shared bathroom and the roommate’s grown ass brother peed on my floor. Completely missed the toilet. I was livid.

Softrito · 2021-02-19T09:31:45+00:00

Why are we the same species as these animals?😭

Connect-Ad-9361 · 2021-02-19T09:57:46+00:00

Ok but imagine having the job of measuring how much piss is around a urinal

berryberrykicks · 2021-02-19T13:19:26+00:00

Completely serious question-

Why do men stand up to pee?

Wouldn’t it be easier and cleaner to sit down to pee? Standing up to pee creates a mess in the bathroom and on their clothes.

I just don’t get it.

ReignOnYou95 · 2021-02-19T08:29:54+00:00

Literal animals lol. But somehow thats an insult to animals

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-02-19T13:55:58+00:00

There's a scrote at my husband's work who pulls that shit. Pisses everywhere except the fucking toilet. He's been reported by many, but no one will do anything about it.

ETA; it's sad that men will aim better when they think they're drowning out a living creature in a stream of piss. The pure depravity.

Edit; spelling

ThoraFriganza · 2021-02-19T11:14:42+00:00

My Male housemate left shit splatters on the wall around the toilet.

This is hilarious and disgusting.

Men are sooo the inferior sex.

2021-02-19T12:27:13+00:00

Hello no! They’ll find a way to make it a women’s fault I bet

2021-02-19T15:16:19+00:00

Welp, this just extended my celibacy by a few years.

lickyblickyuhh · 2021-02-19T09:00:35+00:00

This is not real. I refuse to believe it

LadyGrimes · 2021-02-19T14:11:16+00:00

My husband thought that getting pee anywhere but the toilet was gross, so he'd actually sit down and do his business.

PasDeTout · 2021-02-19T18:02:49+00:00

Can we just make them sit down like they do in Germany? No reason why they shouldn’t especially if they clearly can’t cope with doing it standing up.

SpecificPatience8 · 2021-02-19T21:45:14+00:00

Looks like my cat is smarter than men. She has never peed on the floor lol

FURYOFCAPSLOCK · 2021-02-19T22:34:17+00:00

Men's bathrooms smell like buckets of stale piss. I don't how aiming is so hard

2021-02-19T15:54:31+00:00

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PussInFlatBoots · 2021-02-20T06:14:12+00:00

I often think I’d like to be a fly on the wall... not so much now.

Honestly_th0 · 2021-02-20T09:49:02+00:00

Please Google “hydrophobic paint.” This is some funny sh*t . They’ve started spraying it on buildings in red light districts and it repels liquid 🤣

2021-02-20T14:00:32+00:00

EW 😂

mzammy · 2021-02-22T05:00:46+00:00

Fucking animals...

Title	Study finds only way to stop men from urinating on the floor is to give them a ‘living’ target to aim at and kill with their urine.
Author	sjw__7
Upvotes	318
Comments	63
Date	February 19, 2021 6:39 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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