LVM blocked by ex decides to plaster self-indulgent hoover letter all over her new neighbourhood (French)

Aocwannabe · 2021-11-19T14:57:37+00:00

A narc ex of mine was excellent at these “romantic overtures”- especially public declarations.

And women don’t realize that this is red flag behavior because the men that run the media are 🗑- it’s the John Hughes template. One of the most influential romcom writers was a 35+ man with a 16 year old as his muse 🤢

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-11-19T15:00:27+00:00

Is this the ages old, “I made a mistake. I cheated with all of these women but it didn’t mean anything: forgive me, Alice”?

SwampDwellingPirate · 2021-11-19T16:21:08+00:00

I don't speak french, but just by taking a quick look I can tell that there are too me "Je"s in this letter. 🙄

jupitarianrise · 2021-11-19T15:49:30+00:00

Lmao the opening of his letter is literally him bragging about his conquests/sleeping with other women and how it felt good at first.

I would be so embarrassed if a low-value man did this to me.

GlitteringContact8 · 2021-11-19T19:38:13+00:00

Not a single sentence about her, really. Just the idea of her in all the other girls he fucked. No mention whatsoever of anything about her in particular. You could switch the name and it would describe any relationship the girl walked out of. I bet he googled soppy pathetic love letters on the internet and printed that out.

Oobroobdoob · 2021-11-19T15:18:22+00:00

For those of you who can’t read French, its basically summarized as “you were my first and greatest love , and no one since you had compared. Come back to me” meaning he hasnt found another woman to put up with his bullshit

“I think of you like a sweet childhood memory” and Alice probably thinks of you with regret

If I read it correctly , near the end he says that he isn’t even sure if she has moved, and isn’t sure where she is now , which is why he posted this note in public. “I don’t know your address nor the other you take every day” creepy mf

Also, I’m not a native French speaker , but is it normal to refer to his other lovers as his “conquêtes” (conquests). That’s disgusting

Theboredshrimp · 2021-11-19T16:16:47+00:00

I only read two sentences and I'm already cringing, 13 yo emo me did better

MajesticSkyPachyderm · 2021-11-19T17:54:04+00:00

🤮 I bet he thinks he's a poet, with all the rhymes he's cramed in there. 🙄 And of course, in true LVM fashion, he relied on alcohol and sleeping with other women instead of actually dealing with his feelings and emotions. It reads like he broke up with her, serves him right. I hope someone takes those down and/or that she's moved to another city, because that man is literally promising to stalk her to get her back. Gross.

Sewud · 2021-11-19T18:25:58+00:00

Men are DANGEROUS. You think "oh it's fine, if it doesn't work out at any point I can just tell him it's over and he'll walk away peacefully". Wrong. You have to factor in that every time you start a dialogue with a man he could be this psycho.

43rdaccount · 2021-11-19T15:20:21+00:00

🙄🙄🙄 he needs to get over himself!

GlitteryMoss · 2021-11-19T18:32:10+00:00

Quel con.

WorkaholicParty · 2021-11-19T20:42:41+00:00

"I tRiEd to FiNd yOu in OthEr pEoPle'S aRmS" 🚮

The audacity.

West-Cook · 2021-11-19T18:28:10+00:00

“ALICE

READ THIS LETTER

PLEASE”

… I didn’t get any any further than that omg the poor woman.

europoor24 · 2021-11-19T15:38:37+00:00

I'd love to find a HVM french man, but here's the thing they excel at culturally romanticizing their mistakes

PrettyPancakePolice · 2021-11-19T19:55:23+00:00

Yeah Samuel gives me major nice guy vibes. Yikes. Seems to be like he's a love bomber and then acts like an asshole.

This was great, I'm trying to learn french and this was better than the book I'm currently reading.

ConfusedBisexual1992 · 2021-11-19T19:37:35+00:00

I wish I was fluent in French, but I’m glad I can’t read that shit.

CoconutJasmineBombe · 2021-11-19T20:19:21+00:00

Would totally take a sharpie to that

ManicFriday · 2021-11-19T15:31:41+00:00

Basically every sentence starts with "je" (I). This letter isn't about her it's about him.

Also this might be my french hang-up, but he tutoies her throughout. At least have the respect to use "vous"

MsVandeau · 2021-11-19T22:47:19+00:00

This is fucking scary. He states he doesn’t care about consequences to get to her.

Some-Air9442 · 2021-11-19T19:15:16+00:00

Can anyone translate?

xfelugirlx · 2021-11-20T00:31:38+00:00

So creepy, when someone wants to end things almost every time women want to leave anyways lol but if it is the other way they cry and ask for another chance😭😭😭 stfu scrote, been there never doing it again lol

Junior-Lion7893 · 2021-11-20T03:04:56+00:00

With my very limited French, this is a very informal letter. He’s addressing her as “ tu” instead of vous. Personally, if a man were to apologize without any formality, I’d be annoyed because he isn’t sincere. I find this cringey. He probably thinks that it’s a form of closeness

He says that part of the reason why the relationship didn’t work was because of the distance, fear, and other bs I couldn’t translate lol

At some point he starts comparing her with the woman he cheated on. He said something along of how her face, smile, and smell are not the same. 🤮 Gross. He goes on to say that no one can replace her. Yeah whatever….

He tries to ask her for another chance, and admits fault to somethings..hahaha

The very last line was “ I love you Alice, please forgive me”. This is a form of gas lighting.

Yeet_Far_Away · 2021-11-20T00:40:03+00:00

Shouldn't have been a fucking loser, Samuel, go get stuffed

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2021-11-20T03:37:41+00:00

She should report him for vandalism.

Turbulent_Buffalo_28 · 2021-11-20T11:10:17+00:00

It sounds like my ex wrote this lol so disgusting 🤮 Not even hiding the fact he tries to gaslight her.

Just like hooking up with other woman was a way to forget her - 🤡🤡🤡

Noemie_Mathilde · 2021-11-20T02:53:44+00:00

Hideous

gfcacdista · 2021-11-20T14:17:14+00:00

Let’s bring the violin 🎻🎶.

StrawberryMoon3 · 2021-11-21T01:17:56+00:00

This is really creepy

Daydreamingon · 2021-11-21T10:07:12+00:00

Reminds me of when I dumped my LVM ex in lockdown last year, he proceeded to hand write a 20 page letter and send a photo of each page, lolllllllll

Title	LVM blocked by ex decides to plaster self-indulgent hoover letter all over her new neighbourhood (French)
Author	sjw__7
Upvotes	173
Comments	75
Date	November 19, 2021 2:19 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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