When the tables are turned and she is comparing him to her own sex fantasies and habits no one is telling him he is insecure and jealous they are telling him she is gaslighting him and he should break up!

elementalvirago · 2021-02-14T15:39:02+00:00

But has he tried to communicate with her?

pickadaisy · 2021-02-14T16:16:07+00:00

Someone doesn’t know how to use a measuring tape if he thinks he’s 6 inches in girth.

azureangel35 · 2021-02-14T15:22:27+00:00

This is the same as 5'9 on OLD. Dude is 5 inches and his gf knows where her g spot is; he's too lazy to find it, or the clit. he finishes jackhammering and she finishes herself off much to his chagrin. go cry me a river Brandon.

fdssavedmylife · 2021-02-14T15:50:32+00:00

Oh okay, it’s addiction when women masturbate and use porn every, but not men. Okay. Cool.

Fuck men and their hypocritical perpetual victim complex.

MadamLeFay · 2021-02-14T15:14:45+00:00

Okay, I finally stopped laughing...
If his dick was really that big, he wouldn't be posting about this. He's just trying to make her look like a sex-crazed degenerate who shoves large objects into her vajayjay... Kind of like, "See? I have a huge schlong and it still isn't enough for women!".

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-14T16:05:18+00:00

He needs to stop kink shaming his girlfriend, he is a real bigot and should just communicate

rightascensi0n · 2021-02-14T14:36:39+00:00

If being average makes him insecure I have some tough news for him. By definition 50% of people are below average 🤔

Froetsa · 2021-02-14T15:05:40+00:00

Why this makes me so irrationally angry. I'm sure I'm not the only one that was constantly pushed to perform like a porn actress, and got weird off hand comments about my body in bed from the person that supposedly loves me and cares for me. Cause they're ViSUaL and that's in their NaTuRe.

AyemHerself · 2021-02-14T16:59:07+00:00

This hits the nail on the head so hard I wonder if it wasn't actually written by a woman trying to prove a point about men's porn dependency.

purasangria · 2021-02-14T15:19:03+00:00

I virtually guarantee you that this man is lying about his dick size. A Pringles can? No effing way. He's lying.

MadamLeFay · 2021-02-14T14:49:39+00:00

I just typed a giant sarcastic comment and deleted it because I can't stop laughing...

nonchalance77 · 2021-02-14T16:29:16+00:00

Six inches in girth? Does he have a goiter in his dick? Seems swollen and inoperable lol

superderpina_ · 2021-02-14T17:01:50+00:00

I cackled

bitch_not_it · 2021-02-14T22:24:03+00:00

This girl literally sounds like what an insecure man threatened by female sexuality and independence thinks is like. An insatiable primitive animal with a chest full of enormous dildos, who will throw a man with a porn monster sized dick off of her mid-sex and grab her dildo that's the length and girth bigger than her thigh, and uses it on herself as she maintains eye contact with him, to assert her dominance

He has to at the same time be as degrading as possible to show everyone what a disgusting WH-RE she is, with THE MOST GAPING VAGINA but preserve his masculinity and manhood - NOW WAIT a minute, FYI EVERYONE, KEEP IN MIND, I HAVE AN ENORMOUS GIRTHY MANLY PENIS WITH MANLY SIZED BIG BALLS TOO, ERGO IF MY PERFECT MAN DICK CAN'T SATISFY HER ERGO SHE IS A SUBHUMAN SEX FIEND

lvoncreek · 2021-02-14T20:34:29+00:00

CoMmUnIcAtE

Lavender_flow · 2021-02-14T21:06:38+00:00

Small dick problems lol. Also how fucking pathetic men are once the tables are turned. Also these pornsick losers on reddit. Then when it is the other way around they lose their shit. So fucking pathetic.

HumanAdhesiveness360 · 2021-02-14T17:52:56+00:00

6 inches in girth. I'm dying

sticcmira · 2021-02-14T21:09:34+00:00

But what if its her kink to make fun of his 8 centimeter dick? If he really loved her he would accommodate her fantasy... /s

uptownxthot · 2021-02-14T19:17:23+00:00

pringle’s can is taking me OUT 😭

Mysterious_Midnight7 · 2021-02-14T22:00:39+00:00

Whoever this woman is, she is my spirit animal. Omg that was a brilliant read

2021-02-14T22:26:14+00:00

Hahahahaha GOOD.

Velvettcum · 2021-02-23T11:07:53+00:00

I’m begging to think that this post is to brag about this big d1ck, he mentioned it so many times it’s hilarious.

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