This man has found himself a mother.

throwaway32132134 · 2021-04-15T11:44:09+00:00

How is this even rewarding? I would be insulted if someone gave me an award for doing the dishes. I hate being babied. I would feel like such a dumb ass creating rewards for doing dishes. I feel like he's some ungodly age for this too.

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2021-04-15T10:44:07+00:00

She'll stop eventually. Then she'll be on FDS.

eveloe · 2021-04-15T12:33:43+00:00

Looool early in our relationship, my SO was really proud of himself over something basic. So I said:

“Awww, who’s mama’s best boy” as if he were 2. He’s never done it since 😂

whydenny · 2021-04-15T12:28:00+00:00

Can she honestly be attracted to someone like THAT?

sassyheather · 2021-04-15T11:24:39+00:00

I wouldn’t even make such awards for my kids. Their mother being happy over their help should be reward enough.

Lavender_flow · 2021-04-15T11:39:50+00:00

Jesus christ. Mom of the year award goes to?

carlther · 2021-04-15T12:48:55+00:00

He gets a sticker on the sticker chart! Five stickers earns you a b.j.! 🙄

Risoa · 2021-04-15T13:34:56+00:00

"Being home on time" LOL I can't imagine babysitting a adult that you're supposed to be sexually attracted too like this.

splendieindependie · 2021-04-15T10:25:31+00:00

I can't see the picture. Do you have the link for me?

deep_faked_beans · 2021-04-15T12:39:33+00:00

I don't get how they aren't embarrassed by this, both of them

Ok_Meringue9724 · 2021-04-15T13:30:38+00:00

I'm sorry but I did actually think like this when I was in my early 20s. It was so rare to find guys who actually did their chores and didn't expect me to do them for him. I was entertaining this one guy for a bit , I don't remember how long. If I was at his home, he would expect me to cook for him (which I did do twice 😣) and he made that known. At the beginning stages of talking with him, he asked me if I can cook. I said yes, and he asked me ''can you make (a dish)?", I said yes. He then asked me if I can make his favourite meal and i said I knew how to make it. He literally smiled and rejoiced and patted my back and said." Wow you're my dream girl" 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Because he liked my cooking that much, I used to think that it made me special and not like the other girls 🙁 I was such a pickme. I never cook for a guy now, and I probably never will until he's my husband and he would do the same for me.

zazaleaz · 2021-04-15T13:10:49+00:00

Dead bedroom in 3, 2, 1...

betsybasset · 2021-04-15T14:55:51+00:00

Don't forget to put on a diaper for him too

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-04-15T14:28:41+00:00

Him doing household chores is so rare he needs an entire plaque. Not even a sticker, a whole ass trophy. Wow.

relationship_reddit · 2021-04-15T16:24:08+00:00

They're so worried about being emasculated, but then allow their wives to treat them like actual 4-year-olds.

veruscka · 2021-04-15T13:41:28+00:00

I am embarrassed on her behalf

lskfjd743 · 2021-04-15T15:11:27+00:00

Even in the depths of pick-me hell, I would have never done this!!!

carmen_sandiegos_hat · 2021-04-15T16:58:06+00:00

I hope she gets picked!

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-04-15T16:41:05+00:00

So he has to be motivated to come home?

supremelyparanoid · 2021-04-15T12:27:16+00:00

Oh no no no sis noooooo 🤢🤢🤢

melonmagellan · 2021-04-15T18:15:52+00:00

Hopefully it motivates him out of shame.

looking-for-freedom1 · 2021-04-16T03:01:02+00:00

🤭 wtf?

Title	This man has found himself a mother.
Author	PurpyPops
Upvotes	342
Comments	36
Date	April 15, 2021 10:05 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mrbovc/this_man_has_found_himself_a_mother/
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