Male pickmes be like...🥴

dzgata · 2021-04-05T02:16:05+00:00

This is extremely unsettling. He needs to stop. Why can’t men just be fucking normal. Why. Why must it always be two extremes with them.

MadamLeFay · 2021-04-04T23:47:22+00:00

This is the mailman at my job. No lie. I feel like I'm under a microscope with that scrote. "You colored your hair.", "You cut your hair.", "You got a new sweater.", "I noticed you were off yesterday; playing hooky?", and the most offensive comment so far, "You got a package? What did you buy?". Just shut up and deliver the mail, you turd. I find guys like this creepy.

meat_brick · 2021-04-05T00:52:11+00:00

I kept waiting for the punch line. No dude, this ain't it.

coldfoot23 · 2021-04-05T00:17:34+00:00

I almost ain’t make it through the video

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-04-05T00:04:48+00:00

In other words: “Ways to trick women into thinking you actually care about what’s going on in their lives despite the fact that every single thing I mentioned was generic, surface level, and all about her appearance ☺️” Lol beware the male pick-me!

Dense_Cattle · 2021-04-05T00:39:27+00:00

Um does he really think that's subtle and not just creepy as fuck ?

Strawdere · 2021-04-05T00:02:31+00:00

He has a promising career as an actor...... in a horror franchise 😟

Skittleschild02 · 2021-04-05T02:56:47+00:00

My male coworkers do it to me. It’s annoying.

“What’s the name of your perfume?”

Deodorant. That’s all they need to know about what’s on my body.

Subject_Ticket · 2021-04-05T00:54:14+00:00

If you want to be a good male ally to women you should call out your friends for being creeps, bring attention to the harassment women face on a daily basis, educate yourself on the patriarchy, and acknowledge you male privilege. Not compliment us on our looks so YOU can feel special.

Seriously do you want us to applaud you and give you a medal?

Kimpractical · 2021-04-05T00:25:47+00:00

Eww why would he even admit to that

Aocwannabe · 2021-04-05T00:18:50+00:00

I used to follow him but now I’m getting pandering vibes.

gingerwabisabi · 2021-04-05T06:08:20+00:00

Hahaha he reminds me of Mr. Collins in P&P - "They arise chiefly from what is passing of the time. And though I do sometimes amuse myself with arranging such little elegant compliments, I always wish to give them as unstudied an air as possible."

TopJunket7249 · 2021-04-05T03:23:39+00:00

I couldn’t finish the video. I just cringed sooo hard and felt so bad for this dude. He is creepy and thinks he is getting somewhere.

unbelyevable · 2021-04-05T04:01:11+00:00

What the cinnamon toast Twilight f*** happened at the end. I dare a dude to do that nonsense to me. These knuckles come without warning 😳😳🤜🏼🤛🏼

pipeuptopipedown · 2021-04-05T09:14:52+00:00

"Smarmy" is the word I am looking for. Yes, definitely "smarmy."

PurpyPops · 2021-04-05T10:16:02+00:00

The worst part is, there are men who are watching this thinking it's EXACTLY how to charm a total stranger. I would probably vomit if a man continually said shit like this to me. Creepfest 5000.

gigi_chi · 2021-04-05T03:01:36+00:00

Loser

shockingupdate · 2021-04-05T06:44:42+00:00

ngl, i laughed at this knowing damn well i’d be creeped the fuck out by him in person

spinsterchachkies · 2021-04-05T04:16:57+00:00

I like this in a relationship. When it’s a stranger totally lol weird

bootyinspector9000 · 2021-04-05T08:23:25+00:00

Eeeeeeeeeeew (at everything he said)

dingdingdingdongbing · 2021-04-05T14:58:36+00:00

oh wow I can notice basic things, ladies! please clap.

he's like a caricature of what women "complained" about men in comedies/media growing up. "he never notices my haircut", etc.

don't need a creepy observation and rundown on anything different about me to feel loved you jackass lol

abby_ch238 · 2021-04-05T14:56:50+00:00

Lmfaooo I have this dude blocked on tiktok cuz tiktok keeps showing me his vids even though I’ve put “not interested” sooo many times. Anyone else get major creep vibes from him???? Like he’s just trying so hard

Lavender_flow · 2021-04-05T09:44:35+00:00

😒😒😒😱😖

throwaway32132134 · 2021-04-05T22:03:16+00:00

I'm sorry, I don't find these remarkable things? He's showing everyone he has a sense of smell and can see? Why is this something to praise? This is below the bare minimum in terms of compliments. He's acting as though he should get a pat on the back for being so amazing.

Title	Male pickmes be like...🥴
Author	HoneyBouquet
Upvotes	198
Comments	50
Date	April 4, 2021 11:38 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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