44 years old with mommy issues🤡 the jokes write themselves atp

Praximaros · 2021-07-21T14:36:15+00:00

“even tho it aggravates me” Misogyny so deep that a woman doing literally exactly what you want them to do makes you angry.

iaintgonnacallyou · 2021-07-21T16:44:43+00:00

Lil Duval is a well known misogynist. I’m never surprised

AudQueen · 2021-07-21T16:57:16+00:00

He doesn’t respect his mama either after all the mothering she did for him, it’s hEr fAuLt he’s like this at 44 years old 🤡. He’s letting us know he’ll never be responsible for a damn thing.

Maingurl · 2021-07-21T16:00:12+00:00

ChEcking up oN mE aNd MaKing suRe I eAt

Sir, you are 44. Bye.

Boondersnoontch · 2021-07-21T14:14:11+00:00

Oh my God… Baby Boy ™️ He literally implicated his entire self, “blame my momma”??? Make sure you’ve eaten? At 44? my face might be stuck in this expression of disgust all day because of this

NoodleEmpress · 2021-07-21T16:21:41+00:00

I hate it when people say shit like y'all determined to take shit the wrong way"--So how are people supposed to take it? You literally sat there and admitted that you like women who act like a mother towards you, and that you get agitated from the constant nagging--Things that wouldn't have to happen btw, if you just grew up and took care of yourself a functional adult human being, and not a person under the age of 18...

Like how else are people supposed to read that? There's no other way

lillylilacladybug · 2021-07-21T13:52:55+00:00

And the fact that he’s never been married shows not a lot of takers on that offer.

Course he could always just move back home and let his mother take care of him like he’s some kind of impaired/enfeebled adult.

divination__ · 2021-07-21T17:28:13+00:00

what he's saying is he wants someone who will love and dote on him unconditionally, like a mother. he can have tantrums and treat her like shit like a rowdy teenager and she'll stay.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-07-21T15:08:35+00:00

The fact that he's a comedian makes it even worse. Idk, you can't get more LVM than this dude. Sarcasm and mommy issues is never attractive.

He's a child in a scrotes body waiting for his mother/significant other to take care of him.

AbbyDean1985 · 2021-07-21T14:48:37+00:00

Short, ugly and mommy issues. What a prize.

amysnectar · 2021-07-21T16:41:49+00:00

At least he's aware and upfront 🤷

Most men desperately want a mommy and are unable to admit.

Lylaeth · 2021-07-21T14:10:31+00:00

5’2 lmao

FunnyGreatFalcon · 2021-07-21T16:03:06+00:00

🤢🤮

Lazy-Design1979 · 2021-07-21T15:42:17+00:00

Nope. Pass.

madame_missmaam · 2021-07-21T16:13:33+00:00

He’s so gross.. I refuse to watch his “comedy”

arnezuara · 2021-07-21T14:39:24+00:00

I hope he’ll stay single forever 🤡

relationship_reddit · 2021-07-22T04:57:14+00:00

"I LOVE when women treat me like a child, but HATE when women treat me like a child."

Guarantee this same scrote is the type to whine about how women don't know what they want and are never satisfied.

Joohoneybee_002 · 2021-07-21T16:41:03+00:00

I actually gasped when I saw he was 5’2 😂 “Lil” indeed

Edit:Downvote me all you want lurkers, I love knowing I’ve triggered you so easily 🥰

welpnonameistaken · 2021-07-21T18:03:57+00:00

Yuck

DallasM19 · 2021-07-21T21:23:52+00:00

grimaces in horror

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-07-21T22:35:59+00:00

Even his Twitter handle gets on my nerves.

“Did Lil Duval make a big boom boom in his diaper?” 🤮

Bwolffff · 2021-07-21T18:01:59+00:00

It’s always the shortest guys too

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-07-21T18:55:11+00:00

lil duval?

I mean lil duval in more ways than one.

Ironsculpture · 2021-07-22T00:15:00+00:00

What the hell? This is sick and repulsive. How isn't he ashamed to say such weird things. That's not a man, that's an underdeveloped creature with a dick.

your_last_braincell · 2021-07-22T03:08:27+00:00

Ain’t nobody checking up on you 24/7, if you aren’t a minor and are above the age of 30. Please get lost with that bs 😐🥱

overthinker4444 · 2021-07-22T15:44:59+00:00

5’2? Always the toddlers💀🤣

Title	44 years old with mommy issues🤡 the jokes write themselves atp
Author	sagittariyaz
Upvotes	1096
Comments	57
Date	July 21, 2021 1:15 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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