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crazycraftylady · 2020-07-13T18:15:59+00:00

Ok I know this conversation is horrible but why can’t I stop laughing?? “or are you playing?” WHO SAYS THAT?!?

seraphinelysion · 2020-07-13T19:06:59+00:00

"Are those titties really that big or your playing"

Honestly I do not know what goes through the mind of males when they send repulsive messages like this. It's almost their sense of reasoning is clouded and that their penises make them say the stupidest, most revolting shit.

UnitedHoney · 2020-07-13T18:19:13+00:00

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Rough-Tree · 2020-07-13T19:29:39+00:00

Okay, usually I hate humoring a piece of shit with an exchange, but cheering on his ex is great.

cancerkidette · 2020-07-13T19:43:32+00:00

I feel like Y I K E S is the only appropriate response to that mess of a message.

Adela-Siobhan · 2020-07-13T18:30:11+00:00

Oh look, the skinny little kid is holding his great big ~~penis~~ gun all erect. Not compensating. Not compensating at all.

CeriseNoire · 2020-07-13T20:42:44+00:00

Yes genericbro, I am playin. This is a game. Welcome to Saw.

2020-07-13T18:38:35+00:00

Ok this ones pretty funny.

manisfestationqueen · 2020-07-13T21:48:17+00:00

Lol I hope someday years from now, when his prefrontal cortex fully develops. He thinks of this moment and cringes to himself. You're hilarious btw

the-cool-hedgehog · 2020-07-13T21:13:37+00:00

You're amazing. Ovations!

2020-07-13T20:52:41+00:00

Holding up a big gun in his profile, to make up for his shrimp dick

perkytitssolidshits · 2020-07-14T00:52:37+00:00

Hahaha love these. Makes me giggle. Some of you ladies have quick wit 🤣

Sea_Soil · 2020-07-13T20:46:05+00:00

Why am I not surprised he's holding a gun in his picture?

flimm_ · 2020-07-13T18:11:53+00:00

I wouldn’t have unmatched after he sent that first sexual comment. You already know the man’s LV, why hang on?

UnitedHoney · 2020-07-14T00:02:01+00:00

Update: he hasn’t replied back and my tits are not massive lmao.

GuineveresGrace · 2020-07-14T01:32:14+00:00

Looks like he had a questionable mustache to go along with that questionable behavior.

shirstorm · 2020-07-13T19:42:38+00:00

What the hell did he expect?

letsberealforamoment · 2020-07-13T23:45:20+00:00

Well done!

miwamus · 2020-07-14T01:32:59+00:00

God bless.

m00n5t0n3 · 2020-07-14T05:24:21+00:00

Omg "you don't get laid much?" SLAPS

warinmymind94 · 2020-07-14T06:02:18+00:00

Hahahha Sis you dropped your crown 👸 that was a great response now delete and block of you haven't already. Also yikes when he was instigating you had fake boobs/ catfishing

crazykitten27 · 2020-07-13T20:16:02+00:00

This is beautiful! That's the kind of quick wit I aspire to have one day! 😂

zombiessalad · 2020-07-14T03:04:39+00:00

Ugh this makes me miss trolling idiots like this on tinder

ChristmasPriestess · 2020-07-14T04:58:17+00:00

😂😂 Perfect response

Lavender_flow · 2020-07-14T08:29:24+00:00

Also his picture really tops of his scroteness.

CansonGranson · 2020-07-14T10:12:41+00:00

Hey it’s pretty funny. But mabey you should hide his profile pic for privacy purposes.

Wind_Holiday · 2020-07-14T12:56:25+00:00

It’s always men who just get out of relationships that end up being dogs smh

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-07-14T14:57:40+00:00

Is your ego that big or you just pretending to be a dick to make up for yours?

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Author	UnitedHoney
Upvotes	840
Comments	55
Date	July 13, 2020 6:07 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hqke15/_/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/712483 https://theredarchive.com/post/712483

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