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[–]crazycraftyladyFDS Newbie277 points278 points279 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
Ok I know this conversation is horrible but why can’t I stop laughing?? “or are you playing?” WHO SAYS THAT?!?
[–]rrrrrrrrrreallyFDS Newbie324 points325 points326 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
"Yes Hayden. You guessed it. You got me. My breasts are actually an elaborate prank. This is the new Punk'd."
Then you open your top and reveal that your well-endowed chest was really Ashton Kutcher, curled up in the fetal position. He climbs out of your shirt and points at the cameras excitedly.
[–]ItsYesMaam2uFDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I'M DEAD, bwahahaaha. QUEEN.
Also, username checks out.
[–]Classic-Mud60350 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
When you said Hayden I immediately thought of doom lol
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Girl, i dont know what was going through his head
[–]cirrus_cloudRuthless Strategist32 points33 points34 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Your response to him was perfect! Block and NEXT! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
[–]TheSatanicVeganFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"Yes, I have inserts PLUS a push up bra on. Why you ask?"
[–]LateNightLattes01FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol two push up bras and did contouring make up!
[–][deleted] 129 points130 points131 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
"Are those titties really that big or your playing"
Honestly I do not know what goes through the mind of males when they send repulsive messages like this. It's almost their sense of reasoning is clouded and that their penises make them say the stupidest, most revolting shit.
[–]seraphinelysionFDS Apprentice82 points83 points84 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I think he was hoping for a, "Yes, they are real! You wanna see?" reaction.
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 88 points89 points90 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If I ever say that, you’ll know I hit rock bottom
[–]--wellDAM--FDS Apprentice24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too much porn.
[–]PaintedThreadFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The only way he would get a reply like that is if he were talking to a bot and even the bot won't bother with his goofy self without a fee.
[–]oddcharmFDS Newbie62 points63 points64 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So many dudes would never have the balls to say this bullshit in person. It’s pretty sad how brave they get behind a keyboard lmao
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 26 points27 points28 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit, I’ll be ready to do the same thing face to face. So no difference for me
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[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 162 points163 points164 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
He replied saying “oh shit ok” and I ended with “I know she’s happier now. good luck bud”
I hope he does self reflection but, we know, he’s a male so 🤷🏾♀️
[–]Caedere01FDS Newbie109 points110 points111 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Stop, he's already dead!
[–]--wellDAM--FDS Apprentice19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That xy disability
[–]Rough-TreeFDS Newbie57 points58 points59 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Okay, usually I hate humoring a piece of shit with an exchange, but cheering on his ex is great.
[–]cancerkidetteFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I feel like Y I K E S is the only appropriate response to that mess of a message.
[–]Adela-SiobhanFDS Newbie67 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh look, the skinny little kid is holding his great big penis gun all erect. Not compensating. Not compensating at all.
[–]CeriseNoireFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes genericbro, I am playin. This is a game. Welcome to Saw.
[–][deleted] 20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ok this ones pretty funny.
[–]manisfestationqueenFDS Apprentice18 points19 points20 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I hope someday years from now, when his prefrontal cortex fully develops. He thinks of this moment and cringes to himself. You're hilarious btw
[–]the-cool-hedgehogFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You're amazing. Ovations!
[–][deleted] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holding up a big gun in his profile, to make up for his shrimp dick
[–]perkytitssolidshitsFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahaha love these. Makes me giggle. Some of you ladies have quick wit 🤣
[–]Sea_SoilFDS Newbie17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why am I not surprised he's holding a gun in his picture?
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I live in the south. If it ain’t a gun, it’s a fish
[–]shade-of-daisyFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That made me realize....I'm in Canada. So many pics with fish!!! I dont think I've seen an OLD without one now, complete with a gym pic.
[–]flimm_FDS Newbie46 points47 points48 points 6 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
I wouldn’t have unmatched after he sent that first sexual comment. You already know the man’s LV, why hang on?
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 118 points119 points120 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I love breaking down men’s ego after they sexually objectified me. To each their own
[–]namharsFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They honest to god don't care what you say to them
[–]chateauduchatFDS Newbie48 points49 points50 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
I get that but also I don’t see the problem typing a short reply to put a man in his place and then blocking him out 🤔
[–]flimm_FDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I have done this at times when the guys negged me. I just worry that LVM will wise up from these encounters and adapt to their next victim :(
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 41 points42 points43 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
True, I wouldn’t want that. But then again, you’re expecting LVM to think pass their dicks to adapt
[–]terribletimingtodayFDS Apprentice24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They do anyway. Even with no reply they'll refine the approach until they see results. That's how these really disordered men end up slowly working their way to marriage and LTR with women. They have a mix of their own behavior modifications alongside refining their choice in victim who will be more compliant due to her own unresolved issues. (This is why codependency and lack of boundaries is doubly toxic and needs resolution! )
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Update: he hasn’t replied back and my tits are not massive lmao.
[–]Capable_OkraFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So..... You WERE playin!!! 🤔🤔🤯
[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m not some weird bra size. I’m literally a D cup. That’s not massive lmao
[–]GuineveresGraceFDS Apprentice3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Looks like he had a questionable mustache to go along with that questionable behavior.
[–]shirstorm2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What the hell did he expect?
[–]letsberealforamomentRuthless Strategist2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Well done!
[–]miwamusFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
God bless.
[–]m00n5t0n3FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg "you don't get laid much?" SLAPS
[–]warinmymind94FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hahahha Sis you dropped your crown 👸 that was a great response now delete and block of you haven't already. Also yikes when he was instigating you had fake boobs/ catfishing
[–]crazykitten27FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is beautiful! That's the kind of quick wit I aspire to have one day! 😂
[–]zombiessaladFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh this makes me miss trolling idiots like this on tinder
[–]ChristmasPriestessFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂 Perfect response
[–]Lavender_flowFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also his picture really tops of his scroteness.
[–]CansonGranson0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey it’s pretty funny. But mabey you should hide his profile pic for privacy purposes.
[–]Wind_HolidayThrowaway Account0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It’s always men who just get out of relationships that end up being dogs smh
[–]ChristianGirl93FDS Apprentice0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is your ego that big or you just pretending to be a dick to make up for yours?
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[–]TheSatanicVeganFDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]UnitedHoneyFDS Newbie[S] 88 points89 points90 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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