GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT ROB

dntevenknow · 2020-01-09T17:43:16+00:00

He wanted you to immediately proclaim “I’m not like the other girls! I will spend the entire relationship trying to prove it to you!”

littledepressedthot · 2020-01-09T16:21:23+00:00

"She looks like she's having fun and being happy, but I would rather have her miserable in a relationship with me" - Rob and every other insecure manlet

GuineveresGrace · 2020-01-09T14:55:33+00:00

Yessss! Also, I’m genuinely 5’9. I’ve turned up to so many dates where dudes have said ‘oh, I’m 5’9 or 5’10’ ... buddy, if you’re 5’9 that makes me 6’.

I don’t hold something that someone can’t control against them. It’s not their fault they didn’t grow. However, if they’re willing to lie about their height, what else are they going to lie about?

PicklesNBacon · 2020-01-09T18:11:56+00:00

I kid you not, I’ve gone on Hinge dates with guys who’s profiles say they are anywhere between 5’6-5’9 and they are no more than 5’4. I called a guy out on it during a date once and he showed me his profile right then and there - his said 5’4 on his app while mine said 5’7 on my app. I really think Hinge ups guys heights without them knowing so that they have a wider range of girls to match with...which is totally wrong

TotalOrganization3 · 2020-01-09T15:00:59+00:00

Epic. Rob can go fuck himself.

Drunkscrewup387 · 2020-01-09T18:00:05+00:00

When I was dating, guys loved the whole "Drinking and Partying" aspect, when the hell did that change?

the-cool-hedgehog · 2020-01-09T15:25:33+00:00

Slow clap!

Btw, was there a response? Or you immediately got blocked, as he went to his bedroom to cry himself to sleep?

MissAustraliana · 2020-01-09T17:07:11+00:00

I’m screaming. You ended him.

ResponsibleCharacter · 2020-01-09T18:41:08+00:00

This is glorious. Doing the lords work putting this creature in his place.

plutunic · 2020-01-09T14:49:52+00:00

lmaoooo savage

eatapeach18 · 2020-01-09T18:24:47+00:00

I want to say this is awesome buttt I also don't want to encourage wasting ANY time messaging these fools. #BlockDelete2020

paprikadundee · 2020-01-09T18:47:07+00:00

The height thing is so weird, because I truly don't care about a man's height. I was chatting with a guy I was dating, and he casually mentioned that he was exactly 6' tall.
I didn't even have to be on my tiptoes to hug this dude, and I'm 5'5". I laughed because I thought it was a joke, he did not laugh at all. Oops.

and to keep it on topic: fuck off, rob. You're a sad, strange little man.

me-but-better · 2020-01-09T14:07:36+00:00

You go girl

yazzy_1 · 2020-01-09T17:51:00+00:00

Go 👏🏼 off 👏🏼 sis 👏🏼

michela_9 · 2020-01-09T16:04:39+00:00

is she wrong, Rob?

HesterLePrynne · 2020-01-09T14:41:36+00:00

Yassss

Akuabafefe · 2020-01-09T17:52:06+00:00

SAVAGE!! SAVAGE!!

Itchy-Transportation · 2020-01-09T18:39:42+00:00

He got bodied💀💀

riotous486saturn · 2020-01-09T18:30:50+00:00

Get em Jade

kleszmich97 · 2020-01-09T20:32:38+00:00

sir this is a Wendy's

reijn · 2020-01-09T20:48:07+00:00

"haha"

You're a fucking loser, Rob.

Deadgirl1888 · 2020-01-09T20:48:55+00:00

What a loser why would you start a conversation like that?

themissdaydreamer · 2020-01-09T18:54:04+00:00

imagine being so unhappy and bitter with your life you feel the need and entiltlement to belittle strangers online because they wont bang you

Meccha_me_2 · 2020-01-09T15:51:13+00:00

RIP Rob

sparkles_goldentail · 2020-01-09T19:28:32+00:00

What an amazing response! What a jackoff! You had him spot on too Hahahaha !

Radtron3000 · 2020-01-09T23:35:15+00:00

F**k you, Rob

Shernandez9870 · 2020-01-09T17:33:44+00:00

RIP rob

2020-01-09T20:55:13+00:00

Damn. R.I.P Rob

sweatydeath · 2020-01-09T23:37:54+00:00

Great post! Your new flair has been assigned.

WyvernCharm · 2020-01-09T23:40:05+00:00

Oh snap! This should be crossposted on r/preyingmantis

I've never seen such a hot burn.

leftclicksq2 · 2020-01-10T01:10:22+00:00

Even though she was using it as a figure of speech, I had to laugh when she started the last text with, "I'm pegging you..."

Rob is probably the one who "spend[s] more time drinking/partying/on Insta than in a relationship". Projecting much, Rob?

psychacct · 2020-01-09T22:51:34+00:00

In a way, you were actually being nice to him. I would've just ghosted and he'd never know why he has no luck on dating apps.

jcp135 · 2020-01-09T23:13:48+00:00

rest in pepperoni rob

SoniaLovesYou · 2020-01-09T23:14:05+00:00

Rest in PIECES

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-01-09T23:47:59+00:00

Wow I totally fell in love with her.

nikkiruserious · 2020-01-10T00:05:25+00:00

I just feel off my seat in laughter....funniest shit ever. I think Rob thought you had a crystal ball.

kekiokolanee · 2020-01-10T00:33:42+00:00

Go get him queen!

claiiire7 · 2020-01-10T01:06:37+00:00

She fucking slaughtered him

caitshear · 2020-01-10T02:59:04+00:00

I’ve never been prouder of someone that wasn’t my child lol 😭

2020-06-29T04:29:45+00:00

I cackled. Good job queen.

Title	GOOD MORNING TO EVERYONE EXCEPT ROB
Author	eatapeach18
Upvotes	1599
Comments	81
Date	January 9, 2020 1:43 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/em9t96/good_morning_to_everyone_except_rob/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/good-morning-to-everyone-except-rob.258922 https://theredarchive.com/post/258922

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