He doesn’t own a vacuum and he doesn’t own a drain snake! Don’t clean up for him, your not his mom, just RUN! 😦

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-04-10T21:46:27+00:00

I would have walked into that house and turned my ass right back around. Please don’t give access to your body to men who cannot function like adults.

You do not need his moldy dick cheese fermenting inside your vagina.

lansburysoda · 2021-04-10T21:26:47+00:00

Hope she got picked 😪

Mcccy · 2021-04-10T21:28:21+00:00

It'll be a cold day in hell when I'll clean up after a man.

I don't care if he's a relative or a boyfriend, does he has two working hands and eyes? Then be can clean his own mess like we all do

pretty_kill · 2021-04-10T21:40:25+00:00

Sis wtf you are not a maid. He probably didn’t even buy your dinner.

MadamLeFay · 2021-04-10T21:52:54+00:00

I can't believe he lives like that and she let him put his dirty dick in her...

immortallogic · 2021-04-10T21:59:57+00:00

Lol she's literally wearing a dog collar... Whyyy women >.<

Notspecificc · 2021-04-10T23:01:48+00:00

NOT EVEN IN MY WORST PICK ME DAYS. Good fucking god—dignity who?

And you know these guys all probably trash her to their friends.

notbasic4karen · 2021-04-11T00:28:37+00:00

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unbelyevable · 2021-04-10T21:29:17+00:00

I can tell you right now, just like those Facebook chain mails, this "tradition" will die with me. Period.

Also, WTF IS IN THE DRAIN?!

HappyNovel · 2021-04-10T22:35:04+00:00

That’s a broken human being right there.

AriaLuz · 2021-04-10T22:43:56+00:00

I’m sorry I would never sleep with a man with such an unkempt house. I wouldn’t make it in the door because she said it stunk. I’m too sensitive to smells for that shit.

neonred1 · 2021-04-10T22:38:27+00:00

she chose to be a bangmaid? Girl..

Magnolia_Mirage · 2021-04-11T08:31:05+00:00

damaged people who were probably neglected as children are under the mistaken impression that serving others will make them love you. You're constantly on your toes, walking on eggshells, trying to prove your worth to others, without even stopping to ask if they do the same for you. In reality to make someone like you, get them to do small favors for you and thank them. People like the feeling of being needed, being appreciated, serving a purpose. Ofc it only works if that person likes you in the first place, otherwise they will have no satisfactio from being appreciated by you.

cannabis_ferox · 2021-04-10T22:14:11+00:00

What in the actual fuck kind of “tradition” is this?

2021-04-10T23:03:44+00:00

#help is about right....

Salt_Satisfaction · 2021-04-11T01:11:24+00:00

I once had a nightmare where I did this. I'm not kidding.

afterglow88 · 2021-04-11T05:59:25+00:00

Holy fuckity fuck fuck, this is so cringey and a big fat reminder of my pickme days. This was 150% me all the way. Proudly cleaning up to show that I can take care of him and the place.

I’m glad that’s all in the past.. but FUCK.

suncolor · 2021-04-11T04:05:51+00:00

Who publicizes this kind of thing to the Internet? Girl... stop... it’s not as cute as you think it is.

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-04-10T21:54:17+00:00

Fake and wack. Also, barf.

Heather619 · 2021-04-11T02:24:41+00:00

Lmaooo even if you despise vacuuming, you can get a knock-off Roomba on Amazon for like $70

breadandbunny · 2021-04-11T06:51:42+00:00

Why would anyone do this for random guys? What is she doing?

eveloe · 2021-04-11T11:07:30+00:00

I mean at this point, isn’t this a great reason to add a Facetime call to the vetting process?

Like “hey how are you doing? Show me your bathtub”

Alybank · 2021-04-11T01:57:37+00:00

I really hope this is a joke 😬

jaqjaqz · 2021-04-11T08:50:44+00:00

My lazy-ass could never. NEVER. Only for myself, my cat and future kids will I put in this much effort. You don't owe them shit

islandmaiden · 2021-04-11T13:09:05+00:00

After this, men will be contacting her to both have sex AND have their house cleaned. And as other women here pointed out, she's wearing a collar AND a leash, this definitely is her kink. This woman just set us back 100 years 🤦🏻‍♀️

deudeo · 2021-04-11T14:44:26+00:00

After dating a guy who literally didn’t own hangers, I can’t do this type of shit. I’m not your mom or your maid.

throwaway32132134 · 2021-04-11T17:24:48+00:00

✨ Continuing the tradition of cleaning a guy's house after I sleep with him ✨

LMFAO 😂💀

bleda_princezna · 2021-04-11T20:14:59+00:00

This is so sad to see. Seeing the state of that place, I wish she would have noped the hell out.

2021-04-12T05:13:30+00:00

I would leave as soon as I walked in and noticed he didn't clean.

Like wtf. Is the bar so low he doesn't even have to clean to get you over? Lowest effort.

Title	He doesn’t own a vacuum and he doesn’t own a drain snake! Don’t clean up for him, your not his mom, just RUN! 😦
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	253
Comments	52
Date	April 10, 2021 9:23 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/moddmu/he_doesnt_own_a_vacuum_and_he_doesnt_own_a_drain/
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