Unless he waxes his butthole, men are not allowed to complain about "impossible male beauty standards"

FrequentPoetry · 2021-03-17T20:27:58+00:00

how do i delete someone elses post

thebonecarrier · 2021-03-17T21:28:23+00:00

My ex was physically incapable of growing chest hair and could only manage mild goatee and cheek patches. But below the waist he was fucking Sasquatch. Worst of both worlds 😩

yfunk3 · 2021-03-17T22:17:48+00:00

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Virgomermaid94 · 2021-03-17T21:08:46+00:00

I’ve always hated that women are supposed to look like hairless dolphins, when I was growing up I had to shave every morning to wear shorts or my mom would say something but my brothers walked around shirtless with a full gorilla suit on 🙄🙄🙄

we are Italian/Irish with allot of body hair. so gorilla suit is very accurate description

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-03-17T23:13:47+00:00

Black bear in the woods. Also no TP and only 7 in 1 shampoo/shower gel. Navy towels/ sheets. Manspreads until jeans rip and said hairy ass is visible from a mile away.

Beard smells like poop.

Secret HPV carrier. Probably had ringworm as well... You know, from all the raw meat.

It's manly©

Also when they say: women should shave, it's unhygienic.

Please crawl away to the cave in the ground. And never come back!

GoddessIxtab · 2021-03-17T20:08:25+00:00

Nice to be reminded of my gag reflex.. 🤢

pearlspaghetti · 2021-03-17T20:55:20+00:00

Lmao. I won’t lie, I find hair on men attractive. But it’s next level when men hair-shame women when some of their ass cracks look like shag carpets glued between two hot dog buns.

yfunk3 · 2021-03-17T22:21:27+00:00

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MadamLeFay · 2021-03-17T20:12:06+00:00

Holy Hell, I thought those were enlarged testicles for a second there... or are they???

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-03-17T19:58:52+00:00

Flashbacks

velocifero18 · 2021-03-18T00:26:47+00:00

My partner is middle eastern and has a lot of hair which he does groom a lot of himself, but he loves when I have hair too. I will never go back to a guy who wants his girlfriend smooth from the eyelashes down!

Magnolia_Mirage · 2021-03-18T03:03:33+00:00

I'm too much of a lesbian for this post

n3rdgir7 · 2021-03-18T04:14:19+00:00

Proof in one picture that sexual orientation isn't a choice.

Also, waxing isn't even enough to be unfair beauty standards. When all men become expected to laser that off, then you can talk to me about equally unfair stanards

berryberrykicks · 2021-03-18T02:07:17+00:00

I thought I was the only one that hated facial hair.

Facial hair is unhygienic. I don't want to kiss a hairy face where food and sweat gets in it. It makes the guy look unkempt and it makes men look decades older than they actually are. If he has a rat's nest on his face, he probably has rat's nests below his waist 🤢

Also, a lot men grow facial hair to hide their recessive chin and make it seem like they have a sharp jawline

darling89 · 2021-03-17T19:49:15+00:00

🤢🤮🤮🤮 Gross!

heavenandhow · 2021-03-18T03:41:33+00:00

My ex from years ago had a beard and a hair ass. He also would forget the flush the toilet. And would wipe his snotty boogers on the shower wall... I hate that man

2021-03-17T20:32:35+00:00

this is fucking true, we all know it!

aquietsword · 2021-03-18T07:16:22+00:00

Can someone file an official complaint with the authorities in charge of evolution? Because men still having ape ass is a real problem.

FrequentPoetry · 2021-03-17T21:10:32+00:00

how do i delete someone elses post

jasmine-blossom · 2021-03-17T23:56:12+00:00

Omfg I should not have gone on this post or read the comments. I am thanking the goddess right now that my boyfriend with the lovely full beard is almost completely hairless on the rest of his body!!! 😵

Hmtnsw · 2021-03-18T02:39:18+00:00

Dude I'm talking to isn't very hairy and I told him why I like not very hairy men.

The "hair sticking out of your ass crack" line was one of them. LMMAAAOOOO

This meme is so spot on on how I feel about beards/hairy men.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-03-18T07:01:25+00:00

Pass the bleach please

relationship_reddit · 2021-03-18T15:40:04+00:00

I just hate this. Super hairy men gross me out. Most men aren't in shape either so they're just some soft, saggy, hairy mess.

Title	Unless he waxes his butthole, men are not allowed to complain about "impossible male beauty standards"
Author	[deleted]
Upvotes	395
Comments	66
Date	March 17, 2021 7:41 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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