Repeat after me ladies: WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ?

Gold Digger, Materialistic

Yes, I do love the finer things in life but NVM are not one of them. A HVM can provide and make a woman feel secure in his presence. I have bought partners expensive gifts and vice versa. I have bought myself multiple rings and earrings with real stones. I bought myself thousand dollar vacations. WHY? Because I love myself, and I wanted to. If YOU can't love me as much or more than I love myself than WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ? Cheap men are for the trash.🚮

Make me a Sammich, bitch

Cooking is a life skill not something only women do. I am making gourmet meals in my kitchen because I like to eat well. People that I love benefit from my talents. If women knowing how to cook is a requirement for you because you like to eat well maybe you should just learn how to cook. Google it. WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ?

Don't clean

You do chores wrong so we stop asking you to do them. You think because it worked on your pickme mom it will work on us. Well your mama can keep you. I keep a spotless house and like it that way. I'm not coming home to a pile of your dishes or smelly cum socks. WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ?

You're Boring

You don't make interesting conversation. I am not going to lower myself by pretending to be the CoolGirltm to have a shot at some boring scrote who doesn't want to date, and whose hobbies include porn, video games, misogyny, and penny pinching. I am dying of boredom just writing this. I have all the companionship I need from my family and friends. WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ?

Bad Sex

When you death gripped your dick into erectile dysfunction. When you're fucking selfish, lazy, and you have no desire to even try improving. When you are degenerate and abusive during sex but wrap it up with "its my kink". When you just don't care about my sexual pleasure and how to make me cum, well that's why they made vibrators. SOOO WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ?

Fugly

You don't look attractive. You don't groom. You have terrible hygiene and you still have the nerve to demand blow jobs with your nasty crusty cheese dick! Hell no! S-H-O-W-E-R. And to top it off, you’re a swamp creature from the Dorito dust lagoon that nit picks beautiful goddesses that you wouldnt even get a chance to be near. WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ?

Shitty Fathers

When you neglect your parental duties because the poor pickme wife will do it, adding to her work load and daily stress. When you take her for granted. When you promise you will do something and never do. When you don't do your part because "you go to work" so you're tired, or you're stressed" wah what a little bitch. You don't care that she goes to work too, plus doing all the above to make up for the slack. WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ? D-I-V-O-R-C-E

And to conclude....

When all you bring to the table is STIs, wasted time, and second hand embarrassment.

NO VALUE MEN, WHAT 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 I 👏🏻NEED 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 FOR 👏🏻 ?

Tdlr: Nothing, shut the fuck up, y’all are worthless 🚮