[Q4M] Describe your ideal hoe phase

buffin-big-bowls · 2022-02-11T14:06:11+00:00

Cuddle with 200 women

sootlord · 2022-02-11T15:17:00+00:00

I'm scratching out "hoe phase" and replacing it with Decribe your ideal woman to hook up with.

Just a normal skinny girl with a nice face. Not a wannabe pornstar, stripper, or instathot.

M3taBuster · 2022-02-11T20:04:04+00:00

My ideal hoe phase is no hoe phase--and getting married to a good girl that hasn't had one either.

MotiMorphosys · 2022-02-11T14:40:51+00:00

TL;DR most important thing for me would be finding my passion so that I didn't miss the hoe phase after the 10 year hard stop rule you made.

So the hoe phase abruptly ends at 10 years? Why is that?

I would honestly hope that the hoe phase did something to prepare me for the end of it. So that I wouldn't want it to keep going when it for some reason was not allowed to keep going anymore.

Slyfer_Seven · 2022-02-11T16:18:24+00:00

I don't need hookers for a hoe phase, I would just travel around (probably hit all the racetracks/mountains I've wanted to drive/board on), party hard, and bed local chicks when the mood struck me

Basically a less confined/duty bound version of my military career...

-passepar2t- · 2022-02-11T16:53:29+00:00

I'm not writing your wank material, dude.

wtknight · 2022-02-11T14:07:32+00:00

I’d never want that. I’d spend the money on a relationship with actual feelings involved. Sexual pleasure without romantic feelings is inferior.

PMmeareasontolive · 2022-02-11T16:44:48+00:00

You know the thing is, when you glut too much you have no appetite. It's like how nudist camps are the least sexy places in the world. I swear that's why sexual repression exists; it's the carrot on the stick that keeps things humming. When you eat the same thing every day you get tired of it. But to the starving soul every bitter thing is sweet. Abundance and lack of it partly explains how women and men value sex differently.

Still it would be nice if things were tipped a little more to the center like in this hypothetical opposite world. My fantasy world would be one deeply submissive (meaning serving was her kink) girlfriend at a time, maybe 3 or 4 during the 10 year period. Since it's fantasy why not overlap them but in reality there isn't enough time in a day or week for that. It would be monogamous only in that we didn't play with others without the other, but together we'd probably experiment with others occasionally or more than occasionally in all sorts of ways. Maybe have a bit of a ho phase together.

Paying for hookers is a no for me. If I was truly desperate, maybe, but since we're imagining a fantasy ho phase (and make no mistake, this is phantasy), it wouldn't be populated with hookers.

StarHeadedCrab · 2022-02-22T14:23:28+00:00

Basically every time I've ever jerked off, I want to have been actually been doing the thing I was jerking off to. So if I jerk off to an MFFFF sex scene, in this fantasy world I'm having my own MFFFF sex, with me replacing the male talent. I assume that if it was Lesbian porn (which I'm quite fond of) I'm in an MFF threesome with the people in the scene, if it's a lesbian orgy I'm the only guy there and it's a reverse gangbang, if it's solo/celebrities I'm having sex with that person, and so on.

I still jerk off twice a day, and I jerked off up to 5x a day in my early 20s. So scheduling would probably be something like a lunchtime fuck and an evening fuck, and maybe other ones scheduled when people would usually do exercise or other hobbies. I managed to live close enough to work to have sex with my girlfriend on my lunch break a few times, and it was the best feeling. It would also be awesome to have "sex" as a workout option - maybe I would have stuck to it.

Not really interested in hookers. I want women to want me, genuinely. I know that porn stars have more in common with hookers in their sex scenes than them being authentic desire based sex. But that's me.

What I'd ideally want is that I'd have a bunch of women in my orbit who enjoyed sex with me, and we'd be able to make it happen on short notice. I'd say maybe there'd be 6 or 7 porn stars at a time I'd jerk off to regularly, but then plenty of other random ones. So some kind of core polyamorous sect - I watch a lot of MFF and MFFF porn so I hope they're into each other. But I'd also somehow be attractive and confident enough to hook up with girls on apps, or who I meet at parties and bars. I know I can't will people into wanting sex, but I would at least love to have had a finely tuned "this girl is looking for someone to fuck" radar in this fantasy. From my experience with redpill, which I hate, I think that's the least toxic part of it (identifying the women who actually do want casual sex and positioning yourself well to be the guy they're looking for). But no idea how to actually do it.The (onlyfans advertising) redditor u/nextdoorvixen's husband seems to be living that kind of lifestyle (or pretending to for onlyfans $). The idealised swinger lifestyle would be kind of like this, and I'm not a jealous man, but actual swinger/polyamory blogs seem really boring and drama filled.If you're looking for sexual fantasies I'm quite vanilla - probably the most unconventional thing I'd want to try is kind of pseudo-wrestling sex. I watch a lot of lesbian porn like that, and would be into kind of evenly matched sexual rough play. But its unlikely IRL because I'm 6'2'', heavy (not bragging - I'm just fat), and straight. I really don't like the dominance/cruelty side of rough sex. I might want to try public sex in various locales (shit, one of my fantasies is having sex in a nightclub toilet, which seems both common and completely unattainable for me)

I don't think it needs to be hoe a "phase". It's not incompatible with having an open relationship. In fact one of my fantasies is my romantic partner bringing friends home, or girls telling other girls about me (in a positive way) leading to more sex.

But that isn't compatible with my IRL zero sex drive monogamous SO, who I love very much. So yeah I guess a hoe phase? Pure fantasy? I think I'd lobby harder to go open if I wasn't so terrified of being single again, and if the probability I'd just be an incel again wasn't so high.

Anyway, hope this post helps with what you're looking for.

danny119512 · 2022-02-11T14:10:14+00:00

Pimp my sloot gf to be able to afford more hookers and go to countries that have the cheapest hookers

MalePsychopath · 2022-02-11T17:41:15+00:00

My sloot girlfriend has a rich dad who bought us a yacht and we’re traveling the world with. Of course, her dad pays for everything.

I want to take 10 hot insta bimbos on the trip with us. But I’ll need more than 1k a month for that. The really hot bitches are expensive.
They all need clean STD tests and be on birth control.

They will all be my slaves in a r/freeuse way. There will be orgies, threesomes and they should also fuck each other.
My sloot gf will have a special status among them. She’ll sometimes dominate them while I watch.

And lots of BDSM stuff because nobody can hear you scream miles away from the coast. 😏

decoy88 · 2022-02-11T16:09:03+00:00

Everything listed in this video.

Mobrowncheeks · 2022-02-11T16:13:17+00:00

A hoe phase? The only time I actually “ hoe around” is when there’s not a woman around that I find appealing enough to not see other peoples. I really don’t have time for sex parties and brothels , I’ve got communities I’m a part of and a career to work on

countbogdan · 2022-02-11T17:06:21+00:00

Ideal (hoe) life: Sex every day with my wife(only woman I have been with). Quite wild if you ask me.😳

No-Remove4548 · 2022-02-11T17:13:42+00:00

Number doesnt matter. A good hoe phase is the one you finish without any std. and absolutely no hookers.

Own-Boat-5374 · 2022-02-11T17:22:42+00:00

Can i just keep the money

Sad_Top1743 · 2022-02-11T17:23:12+00:00

Create a call center and have them do marketing for me.

The_Meep_Lord · 2022-02-11T19:16:43+00:00

Like one or two attractive women that are my type.

I prefer ltrs.

Deidara-katsu · 2022-02-11T19:29:46+00:00

Ok, women from all different races, 9 & 10s only I’d probably do a lot of role playing, some of my favorite pornstars too, Lana, jada, Roxy Melanie, teamna etc

1962_beta-simp · 2022-02-11T19:48:50+00:00

1k? Redneck valley street girls? 1k is a lot in Bangkok or Mexico. But USA?

szclimber · 2022-02-11T20:23:20+00:00

I don't consider hookers a hoe phase... ideally it would have been during my 20s and women were messaging me and trying to get with me every weekend.

edgyny · 2022-02-11T21:17:18+00:00

idk since you're saying it's mandatory I guess "ideal" would be doing a bunch of internships that move around to different countries (at least 6mos each location but no more than 1.5yrs) and different languages the $1k girl stipend is spent having fun with locals and various different types of women (personalities etc) but all with nice smiles who for whatever reason manage to fall into my lap and we do fun things and weekend trips and vacations in nature until we're both sort of done with each other and drift apart.

midwesternMD · 2022-02-11T22:12:17+00:00

If I’ve got a slut GF (interpreted as horny and willing to engage in threesomes and moresomes), I’d probably figure out if our life goals were compatible, and if so, I’d think about whether she’s marriage material. And I’d probably do the threesomes and moresomes with her.

Basically if I had all the time and energy in the world, I’d have sex on a regular basis and try to experiment sexually. A regular basis of probably 3-5 nights/wk would be enough for me, even though I know I’m capable of more than that. If one woman can do that, then I’d only care to try a handful of other women. Otherwise, I’d sleep with as many different women as I’d necessary to keep up with that kind of pace. Assuming no restrictions on time, travel/work, ease of meeting women, etc. But that’s a huuuge set of assumptions.

soft_cloud_ · 2022-02-11T22:36:50+00:00

Travel and make money with some hoes along the way. What will be more memorable? 50 countries or 50 hoes? I choose the meaningful experiences.

FrothySolutions · 2022-02-11T22:43:55+00:00

1k a month? So sex once a month, is that it? Prostitutes are expensive. I don't think that 1k could bring me group sex and sure as shit wouldn't get me anywhere near a boat.

But I don't want these things. I want a ho phase, but it's not something money can buy. Not 1k's worth of money.

Drive-By-Cuckers · 2022-02-12T18:33:00+00:00

Why would I want to sleep with prostitutes as my ideal hoe phase? I’m in my hoe phase right now and it’s completely free my only expenses are my drug habit alcohol and wawa

Mark_Freed · 2022-02-12T19:18:19+00:00

Well playing along with the premise…

I’d travel to every country and within every country, sample every culture. Date the girls for a few weeks, get the GFE, spend money on them, have a nice fun fling, make memories and move on.

Not sure I could last 10 years. Maybe if I take a few years of break inbetween.

I have tons of fetishes I want to try but I don’t want to describe them here. But there is a lot of stuff I’d do. I’m not sure if I could enjoy them with hookers, but with the information I have…. If the girls were hot enough I think I would enjoy it.

Some stuff I’d try which I don’t mind sharing would be

Public sex risking someone seeing,

Outer space or antigravity sex in a plane when it’s falling

Blow job when driving

Multiple girls for sure

Power and control stuff, toys, roleplay…

If my plans to start a family fail. I might try the hoe life and lose myself to hedonism. I don’t think it’s something we should keep as our first option.

But if you have money, don’t have any girl you like desiring you back…. Then it’s worth a try for sure.

But yeah, a lot of this is not as great as we might think it will be in our heads. In practice it’s a mixed bag. From what I’ve heard sometimes you find great hookers and you are pleasantly surprised but most of the time it’s underwhelming.

All this sex, It won’t fill that hole inside you. It’s just like drugs, shopping, or any other escapism. So I’d rather focus effort on finding meaning in life in other ways.

dysonRing · 2022-02-11T16:23:37+00:00

A hoe phase implies negative connotations, If a man is banging attractive women constantly it is a stud phase, feminists do not make good arguments as to why this is a double standard.

A woman can have a stud phase as well, if she is trying to only fuck asexual men or something, or other women. Easy sex is not worthy of that stud label.

ahandtoyourdarknessx · 2022-02-11T14:38:10+00:00

I just want a pet that I can keep in a kennel and she calls me daddy. Also she doesn’t get too jealous when she sees me with other women.

I’m a simple man, it doesn’t take much to make me happy, just obedience and submission

Khidorahian · 2022-02-11T15:26:37+00:00

Honestly, try and simulate a giant creature, which can record and eat up to 15 girls and pass them through a digestive system.

PlayfulLawyer · 2022-02-11T15:41:07+00:00

Well I had an unofficial hoe phase, and I still sort of have, one since my marriage is not monogamous and when me and my girlfriend broke up when she graduated in 2010 and I met my wife during the early stages of the pandemic that even goes to 10 years so this actually just kind of works out.

And honestly I wouldn't change that much, maybe fuck a few more women than I did but I'm not into hyper promiscuity , I believe in having fun and being safe about it but I'm not into the Wilt Chamberlain shit, what I've always preferred is flings with somebody that I have good sexual chemistry with, so whether that's a really passionate week or a really hot and heavy couple of months and then we go our separate ways, that's what I like.

There would definitely be some traveling, bring that my mother is German we did some traveling over there and I had a couple really good Flings, during the times I would travel for work, I remember the days we were in Japan our host I'll say was this gorgeous little petite thing that us around Tokyo, that was such a beautiful time, and we never went back

But yeah mix of older women and younger women, maybe traveling to some of the countries I haven't been yet like New Zealand, China, Egypt, etc., maybe being able to fuck a few more women that caught my eye and possibly some celebrities lol, but to make it ideal I wouldn't change that much

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2022-02-11T17:32:07+00:00

I’d get 200 women, we would all learn ninjitsu, and go to McDonald’s and complain about how long it takes to get our food because there are 201 of us and the manager would be like “Please calm down!!”. But then we would attack like a bunch of ninja monkeys and make off with a bunch of mcchickens. That’s my kink.

Deidara-katsu · 2022-02-11T19:27:43+00:00

The point of a hoe phase is to bang as many ppl as possible, so I don’t get what else you want me to do?

JALopo1 · 2022-02-11T19:37:00+00:00

You just want us to write smut for you admit it

risingsun8995 · 2022-03-07T16:21:51+00:00

Lol quantity doesn't mean quality and the threshold is pushed for it becomes bland like awe man some ice cream kewl 23 days later of more ice cream like damn aight and I'ma be real financing sex isn't excited one bit I like the primal hunt of it lol had quite a few chicks I was like man I got to get an then they there like get after it 😂😂😅 actually ion even want to fuck just for you to offer it bbut making it exclusive increases the excitement of it and I like to makes movies not a TikTok clip but only for those who deserve it or hold a special place lol I've been a hoe but not more for a few reasons starting with I was undervaluing the quality of dick I would present most ain't willing to admit 😏🤫 you ain't slanging that shit like you think lol unless you get up to wash your dick (jimmied up or not fucki g wash you shit)n take a piss an the strewn mass of hair and oddly positioned randomly twitching limbs studderin girberish remain in the position they was in til 5 min of you being back in the room and then starry eyes look at you in a way that says if you ask pretty soon for the endorphins your dick released in me I will grant anything unreasonable lol that usually stops when the paranoia sets in like fuck how many chicks has he turnt out lime this 😂 best thing is when females hear how oh he put that hammer down like Thor and they try then say it wasn't that great like nah honey your not that great your hg was applicable for the platinum package you were provided the basic package lol 😭 "bitch you said he ate that pussy like a zombie on bath salts had your toes throwing blood an crip before he slide you the dick he ain't even spit ony shit" lol thems the breaks yuh females get sandbagged to not just dudes 😂 holler back to shit so wack had to stop from sticking her in the back of the head so I just shit and left that shit 🤣😂😅 but long story short be more exclusive and various scenarios as well to because hers the deal that will get to you is you fucked them 200. That's cool but you got one you really into but guess what they put your reach cause they hear d you for the streets

risingsun8995 · 2022-03-07T16:40:18+00:00

Lol y'all dry talking shit you got to mix it up savage with a rose you know look them dead in the eyes and tell them how beautiful they are then grab em by the throat an spit in they mouth ... You get me lol but I mean it depends on what you trying to get some my greatest hits by quick wasn't broadcast for shit lol at the risk of being hated by all men trade secret in highschool I figured the analogy still great if not a little brash all girls are like safes a little the the left a little to the right and bam opened right up lol alot left open but homies will pass the bro the combination you get me but reality confidence and humor does alot more then people think 😂🤣 they throwinh shade at you to the girls an friends thinking you wack not knowing about them unreleased tracks where homie who so wack or a clown was gravity and held it down and turn around when they pressed him to get bussed down and didn't make a sound lol but shit you got all that make it Interesting start filming or run a tab out challenge see how many you can lay down before your heart thumping in your ears and sweat dripping off you like you just got off the set of let it burn I mean sex for fun is cool but after a while you realize most these bitches all feel the same on the Inside emotional investment makes sex better and if you love them but still have fantasies let em know they may surprise you when they say let's take interviews lol and reality is today people scandalous and don't know loyalty so they gonna do what they gonna do just hope how you get the win or they like something within lol shit 🤷🏻‍♂️ may the best dick win lol

Simple-Craft-9577 · 2022-02-11T16:25:07+00:00

I’d get 200 of those women and make a human centipede out of them. Then do the last one Doggy style and claim that I did 200 women at once.

Title	[Q4M] Describe your ideal hoe phase
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