Another girl asking for everything, while contributing absolutely nothing.

Cursedwithknowing · 2021-03-20T13:32:31+00:00

I see cats...lots and lots of cats.

Seriously though, that is a long list of demands. The last on the list is a big red flag. Looks like she wants Chad to be alienated from his family and friends so she can control him.

TheChocolateBarsGuy · 2021-03-20T14:01:24+00:00

Damn she wants all that.

Does she know that black women are statistically the least desired ? This data is from dating apps.

She better look like a MODEL with a great personality to get a man like that.

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-03-20T13:26:55+00:00

LOL.... Not to be a misogynist but passing a basic fitness test is important to me. If she has her own teeth then I'm really impressed. That's what I use to look for anyways.. when I had a drive to look.

asdf333aza · 2021-03-20T13:36:37+00:00

My favorite part was how she is black woman looking for a white guy who subscribes to this kind of beta cuckold behavior.

They do exist. They're probably the types who subscribe to onlyfans, but she's not good looking enough to get those types of guys.

kaskntithies · 2021-03-20T13:40:21+00:00

Another FDS graduate.

NewYorkStorkExchange · 2021-03-20T14:04:57+00:00

"Is financially literate"

This has to be one of the stupidest ways I've ever seen one of these women try to dance around saying what they mean, "must be rich."

Gefan27 · 2021-03-20T15:03:17+00:00

Forty-two lines, and over three hundred words of demands.

Zero words about what she has to offer (unless you count that she's in a masters program which I don't because I read that as "am permanently crippled by debt").

You know who else is into long lists of demands?

Terrorists.

Don't negotiate with terrorists.

MachoToughGuy · 2021-03-20T13:34:33+00:00

Gee, I cant see why she's single, she wears wigs and weaves and does not always shave, there's nothing sexy like hairy legs and hairy armpits.

SecretAccountNo47 · 2021-03-20T14:40:04+00:00

She's a black girl looking for a white guy... then shits on white guys?

Bitch, we all know why you're looking for a white guy, and it rhymes with "You don't want to be deaten up."

sacandbaby · 2021-03-20T15:30:49+00:00

When I make 6 figures and run my own company, I am definitely looking for a short bl woman that wears wigs.

12inchbamboo · 2021-03-20T13:49:06+00:00

All these conditions for what? A used up hole.

What else does she bring to the table apart from the used hole?

Some women are really deluded.

yoitsericc · 2021-03-20T14:24:42+00:00

Many of the women on this thread are single mothers as evidenced by their post history.

What self respecting man with success like this would settle for a single mother?

Snarti · 2021-03-20T17:08:43+00:00

My list of what I am looking for in a woman:

Must be tall by universal woman standards: 5’6 without heels

C or D cup tits - prefer natural or well done implants

Long hair with the perfect amount of curl and bounce

Must live to serve me: sexually turned on when I am ready, demure but not standoffish.

Must be able to cook like a professional chef.

Doesn’t work, but is a trust-fund baby OR former model with a lot of cash and wants to spend it all on me.

Wants me to go out with my buddies frequently.

Wants the occasional threesome (MFF ONLY!).

Never nags. Emotionally able to understand that I need a lot of me time.

That’s not too much to ask, is it?

JerryNewton7 · 2021-03-20T13:34:07+00:00

LOL Translation on the last one: "Be ready to say goodbye for good to your friends and family if I don't like them" Is her name Meghan?

GrannyLesbian · 2021-03-20T17:05:13+00:00

She is in for a long miserable ride. Not even black men are choosing black women to marry. Most black men I have spoken to and seen have told me they have no interest in black women to start a family and they are marrying out to the point it causes major conflict within the black community.

White men just aren't going to want to ideal with that baggage when they can pick from any tree.

Nobody takes black women seriously in anything it's why they are last in dating and marriage. I've seen many a white man make a video explaining this as well that black women are chosen dead LAST.

Black women are not being chosen like that. I can't blame any black man I see for making his choice to marry out in 2021.

The only thing I see black women in demand for on Tinder is quick sex and even most men are backing away from that as well due to stds

Celticpenguin85 · 2021-03-20T16:14:33+00:00

As soon as the guy is "direct and forthcoming with his emotions" she'll lose respect for him and complain to her friends about what a whiner he is.

peguy2000 · 2021-03-20T17:41:16+00:00

Shes a bald fat woman looking for top 0.001% man! And she doesnt even shave 😂😂

YesIamAJerkButRight · 2021-03-20T16:59:01+00:00

"...weaves to protect my hair"

😆😆😆😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂

NoRookieMistakes · 2021-03-20T17:09:41+00:00

This is what Chad's dick does to them. They overestimate their SMV because they touched Chad's dick once. What most of them dont realize is that men with a healthy libido will fuck at least half of the women, not because they want a relationship but because they prefer a wet pussy over using their own hand. The before/after Chad transformation of girls is insane.

bskeevy · 2021-03-20T14:47:42+00:00

If by some miracle she found a guy that actually met the other 22 criteria and could stand to be around her, the least she could do is “shave all the time“.

topshelf782 · 2021-03-20T13:45:49+00:00

Whoa whoa whoa... she isn’t contributing nothing. You get to be with her!/s

twoshovels · 2021-03-20T17:01:22+00:00

I love this sub if for no other reason than your guys comments!! You guys freaking crack me up to no end!!! You all freaking ROCK!!!!!

asdf333aza · 2021-03-20T17:27:29+00:00

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SarcasticRidley · 2021-03-20T21:13:05+00:00

1st line eliminates like 90% of possibilities.

2nd line eliminates another 60% of the remainder.

4th line eliminates like 50% of that remainder.

13th line, good luck with that.

19th line - wants a white guy and proceeds to slander white guys.

22nd line - a guy like that probably isn't looking for a woman like you. In fact, a guy like that probably has so much self confidence that he goes through a new woman every week.

23rd line is straight up abuser tactics.

This bitch literally wants the 1% of the 1% to go after her.

ghostsnnicesprites · 2021-03-20T17:14:29+00:00

‘at least a bachelors, but may change once she gets her masters’ lol... cant even take a veryyyy slight step down, huh? Entitled idiots smh

michael1962-01 · 2021-03-20T13:50:08+00:00

Ok. I check all. And above.

Is she

at least in the 3 of the miss world candidates of her country?
virgin?
1.75m alt least?
wealthy so she has not to work

The_Legend_Of_All · 2021-03-20T14:35:43+00:00

yeah, i dont think she's getting that

me_grimmlock · 2021-03-20T15:30:50+00:00

She better be super hot with this list

AntiSocialPartygoer · 2021-03-20T16:45:48+00:00

Black woman not wanting black man.
Internalized Racism 101

NeonSignsRain · 2021-03-20T16:50:51+00:00

Places job, height, salary, and education level far above moral character and values. Shocking. Truly shocking.

2021-03-20T15:43:16+00:00

Alas, her headstone will read “Ms.”

asdf333aza · 2021-03-20T17:21:28+00:00

Mods is there a way for me to automatically post "🤡🌍" when coming across this type of post. They've been appearing more frequently.

I guess the population of fat, unkempt, demanding bimbos is growing.

whoneedsdrugos · 2021-03-20T17:49:53+00:00

High iq, and holistic ? Dunno if those go that hand in hand. Also fuck women who have race requirements, I wonder how she’d feel if she met this dude she’s describing and he had a no blacks requirement !

Joaquino7997 · 2021-03-20T14:48:22+00:00

She wants more than a freaking mortgage payment! And since it's not in this post, I can only assume she's offering the benefactor (not boyfriend) absolutely nothing in return.

Long story short, I don't see any man loving these demands or, as she calls them, 'vibesz.' I don't see any man signing up for this rodeo - much less a white man.

killseveryoneatonce · 2021-03-20T16:12:48+00:00

I’m not loving her “vibesz”

Sergey32321 · 2021-03-20T17:21:30+00:00

Guy like that is drowning in WHITE pussy, the chances of him settling are not 0%, they are in the negatives

Sintar07 · 2021-03-20T18:23:49+00:00

So she wants a highly successful white business owner who's also really into ghetto culture? That's already basically impossible without tacking on some of the others.

vtec__ · 2021-03-20T14:06:50+00:00

these people are ridiculous.

Zombeflandrs · 2021-03-20T17:05:47+00:00

A lot of women like this can benefit if they watched Kevin Samuels videos

Southerndude62 · 2021-03-20T15:23:49+00:00

The last paragraph translation: "I want him to hate his parents and siblings so that I can win any petty squabbles I have with them."

Sake99 · 2021-03-20T17:49:23+00:00

Again its a white guy that these thots needs to save them. It appears that the think that white guys are ultimate simps.

Toastyx3 · 2021-03-20T18:24:42+00:00

This woman talks about intelligence and education, yet has a goldfish brain. She mentions "treat women with respect" 3 or 4 times.

Also wtf is the requirement to be white? Bitch you're black and live in a world where racism still exists against POC and you're just making it worse with your racist bullshit.

2021-03-20T19:28:07+00:00

Okay, where do we start here? She doesn't shave, she wears weaves and wigs, and she wants a white guy. Why? Is it for money? Prestige?

Look, I have nothing against black women. I've dated a black woman and they can be really sexy. But, I'm not pulling a blond wig off to find a tight little Afro underneath. And, let's face it black women, unshaven legs on you ladies are what we call knaps. Don't want knappy leg hair. Shave that shit.

Now, I really don't mind if a woman doesn't shave her legs every day.... unless she's black because those knaps curl into circles.

Anyway, nice laundry list of demands. I got $100 that says she doesn't find that all under one hood. Not saying he isn't out there. Just saying that the guy she's describing won't want her. He's gonna be with that blond bombshell over at the beach.

GoldenTicketHolder · 2021-03-20T20:23:44+00:00

“Is financially literate.”

Well, we know her masters isn’t an MBA

reignoferror00 · 2021-03-20T14:58:11+00:00

Most of the qualities she says she's looking for would have the guy she's looking for ruling her out of the picture right off the bat.

If he has high self worth, self confidence, and self respect why would he want to be anywhere near her pathetic greedy needy ass?

Natpluralist · 2021-03-20T14:59:21+00:00

A lot about self respect, self sufficiency, knowing what is good for his finances...

Problem is - this kind of people likely avoid women with a laundry list of requirements barely providing anything they can offer.

MattyK414 · 2021-03-20T16:46:06+00:00

So what does he get? A hot and submissive 20-tear-old virgin whose parents are still together?

NBA_MSG · 2021-03-20T19:11:29+00:00

"I'm looking for a man that has all this but is somehow willing to settle for me"

UltimaterializerX · 2021-03-20T16:44:23+00:00

White guys who are even remotely close to that profile wouldn’t give that ratchet moron the time of day.

2021-03-20T20:06:02+00:00

Her: "I'm female"

Hundreds of thirsty guys: "Dick here" "Need some dick?" "Boob vajeen sex?"

Her: "Oh wow, I sure have my pick of the litter! I guess I can specify Mr. Universe, if this many creeps want me. I'm 300 lb. of beautiful sass, and at 40+ I've only gotten more attractive with age. Plus quality men love raising other guys' kids, it's just part of what makes them quality and part of the Mr. Universe package I'm ordering at the dealer."

MrINTJ22 · 2021-03-21T00:50:47+00:00

"he should be flawless"

"He MuSt lOvE my FlAwS" "i DoN't sHaVe aNd yOu hAvE tO lOvE mE"

What a fucking clown

Futureman999 · 2021-03-20T17:47:12+00:00

I have a lot of what she asked for, but I don't know shit or care about black culture. As the title says, I don't see anything she brings to the table except a list of demands. Is she a 110 lb model half my age with no tats who has only fucked like two guys?

Because even then..

Rob141414 · 2021-03-20T14:59:40+00:00

She is truly for the streets..

WATASHI_NO_CRESTA · 2021-03-20T16:45:00+00:00

HVM: 666 chad and his life should be a never ending sacrifice for my benefit while expecting nothing in return.

Chuck0017 · 2021-03-20T16:56:33+00:00

If he has his own sense of self worth, he ain't looking for you honey

iwannabeastonedhippy · 2021-03-20T16:16:34+00:00

Seriously you can make your Prince Charming on the Sims 4 and date him/fuck him with WickedWhims

40moreyears · 2021-03-20T17:04:53+00:00

The second to last point negates all the others. Who gives a shit what you want a man to be like? He has his own sense of self worth so he is he isn’t interested in checking her boxes.

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-03-20T18:24:21+00:00

All we know what she brings to the table?

She doesn't shave all the time
She wears weaves (as a black woman)

These two facts are most likely to be a negative for a guy that takes care of himself, is successful and has his own style. Specially the weave thing is going to be a big turn-off.

GtiRph2017 · 2021-03-20T22:06:37+00:00

I’m sure my Nubian brothers are gnashing their teeth at missing out on this...🙄😂🤣

wowexobyte · 2021-03-20T22:30:34+00:00

if he has his own sense of self worth then he knows to not date her lmao

thebabylonbull · 2021-03-21T00:31:38+00:00

FDS....where you can be fat, and have your cake and eat it too....lots and lots of cake.

Futuredanish · 2021-03-21T02:51:23+00:00

The hottest woman on earth with these demands would be alone forever.

imdaad_khan · 2021-03-20T17:41:12+00:00

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Did she off herself?

DyingMisfit · 2021-03-20T19:00:10+00:00

Racist liberated feminist...

neoj8888 · 2021-03-20T19:17:01+00:00

Bill Burr is already taken. I think she’d have an easier time finding a unicorn.

RealMcGonzo · 2021-03-20T20:23:48+00:00

She forgot "Likes plus sized, strong-willed, sarcastic women with tattoos who swear."

Balefirez · 2021-03-20T21:02:55+00:00

This is absolutely insane. There might be one, maybe 2 men in the entire world who fit this bill. However, I can guarantee that they will want nothing to do with her based on this list alone. Having to chose between this entitled creature and any woman who doesn’t have a laundry list wouldn’t even require a second thought. You know this type of behavior wouldn’t stop after dating/marriage. She is going to die alone.

Slygore · 2021-03-20T21:51:23+00:00

I'm out. Not familiar with vibez

DitheringDilettante · 2021-03-20T23:08:59+00:00

Is she seriously asking about IQ? Who the hell even takes an IQ test these days? Not to mention that request for someone with a six-figure salary, yikes.

shoeshine_stan · 2021-03-21T08:55:35+00:00

stand up for me

and lose your family

isn’t a great deal?

for this large piece of veal?

I wear wigs

and I don’t shave

while you make them figures six

shut up and be brave

LOVE MY VIBESZZZ, INGRATE!

rallyechallenger · 2021-03-20T15:47:31+00:00

Is this a for a job & this is the requirements lol u can lie but u will def b tested lol! What happen to love me for me lol not what I got lol is the bare minimum to much to ask for lol could of just said working man with chivalry lol

allHibbityBibbity · 2021-03-20T17:01:37+00:00

Build A Bear is still a thing, right?

coloradocaniac · 2021-03-20T17:17:13+00:00

Writes the War and Peace of dating profiles. Comes off as being too simplistic to fathom Dr Seuss.

just_the_nme · 2021-03-20T18:06:26+00:00

Wants him to have his own sense of self-worth. Do these women not realize that's why they can't get these dudes.

They know they're own value and these women don't go with that

Deep_Ease4268 · 2021-03-20T19:03:02+00:00

Only 23 demands? This is easy street boys!

One-Move · 2021-03-20T19:32:36+00:00

hahaha. hehehehe. hohohoho. ыыыыыы. הההההה. 哈哈哈哈哈哈. 하하하하하하. ههههههههههههههه

bobbiscotti · 2021-03-20T23:15:18+00:00

The casual racism against her own race really sells it. At least she’s aware that it is unicorn odds.

Devilsgun · 2021-03-21T02:39:48+00:00

In trade, you might get access to my wrecked sorta-wet hole at times, if I feeeeeeeel like it.

You Go (fuck yourself) Queen!

Dreams_Digitally · 2021-03-21T04:08:42+00:00

Masters in what? MLM?

DrDog09 · 2021-03-22T03:25:54+00:00

Lets take that second demand -- "Has high EQ and IQ."

Sadly humans as a species possessing both traits is extremely rare. Those with high IQ usually have middle to low EQ. Principal reason being they bore easily which gets translated to impatience with lesser mortals. Not that they don't care either. Its the perception.

kidruhil · 2021-03-20T14:34:05+00:00

"May change when I get my masters" lol no. Is 1000% guaranteed to change as she earns her masters.

Credit where credit is due, her last 3 points actually allow for the man to have his own self worth and independence so I think this one's way more reasonable than most of the absolute trainwrecks we see posted on here.

kyledontcare · 2021-03-20T22:50:32+00:00

Undoubtedly written by a Psych major.

Enzo95 · 2021-03-21T01:53:35+00:00

Is white - I'm black

loooooool

Hackars · 2021-03-21T04:08:18+00:00

Why bother listing all those demands if you are just going to falter and forget about them in the presence of Chad?

Martellus732 · 2021-03-21T17:44:53+00:00

She's wants whitey because she thinks her prestige will go up among other black women.

Also, the reality is, the type of dude described in the OP would almost never look at the black women dating pool.

Churchill_MK_VII · 2021-03-21T19:46:23+00:00

Is also racist by BLM standards

tomasdincau · 2021-03-22T14:54:48+00:00

I was like “alright, alright” until she said she wants the man to look like a god but then doesn’t want him to care if she looks bad, e.g. shaving, wigs. That’s some double standards right there.

TheNoNonsenseMofo · 2021-03-22T18:38:02+00:00

How does one actually LOVE someone's Vibesz?

ViciousDextroShade · 2021-03-24T02:08:07+00:00

Tall, fit white guys who make 6 figures almost never date black women, and on those rare occasions that they do it is the top tier black women like Ciara or Halle Berry not your typical Lizzo look-alike.

Fancy-Ad657 · 2021-05-06T00:47:42+00:00

lol, women thinking their value increases when they get a better degree.

I rather have the nice sweet girl from the supermarket that always smiles at me then this creature with her insane standards.

Ow and I run my own business.

Dab_It_Up · 2021-03-21T04:05:02+00:00

At least half of these points could be condensed into other ones

loneliness-inc · 2021-03-20T20:31:14+00:00

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mdotnelson007 · 2021-03-20T22:52:30+00:00

Doesn't smoke weed? Bitch.

loneliness-inc · 2021-03-21T00:17:10+00:00

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ana_mendez · 2021-03-21T04:08:58+00:00

I see a Nice Lady? Isn't that a subreddit yet?

TheExist3r · 2021-03-21T04:30:08+00:00

wait a sec, all this time i was under the impresssion that she was describing her lover. only now do i realise lmao

mustangfrank · 2021-03-21T18:29:47+00:00

I almost made the cut, but I blew weed in college and was in a Frat.

road_laya · 2021-03-23T06:25:06+00:00

"Hey, that's a long list"

clicks it

"It never ends!"

SoFastMuchFurious · 2021-04-03T00:00:35+00:00

Can I accuse her of fetishizing my white skin now?

SampleNo7 · 2021-03-20T21:47:24+00:00

I mean, is this really that unreasonable? I’ve seen some crazy ones. This one sort of seems like what all our lists of our “preferred partner” would look like if we wrote them out.

Title	Another girl asking for everything, while contributing absolutely nothing.
Author	asdf333aza
Upvotes	768
Comments	281
Date	March 20, 2021 1:19 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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