Don’t waste her time

R41nmaker · 2021-04-06T19:08:37+00:00

Single mom, tatted up and morbidly obese. Yet, unfortunately, she will get hundreds of matches. Not the type of matches she is looking for (due to her low SMV) but matches nonetheless.

🤡 🌎

warlocc_ · 2021-04-06T19:10:44+00:00

A single mother with a tit tattoo that says "mayhem". I don't think we even need to know more than that to run the other way.

Sake99 · 2021-04-06T19:05:28+00:00

One night stand?.... Why would a guy commits suicide by getting under you?

ltde5150 · 2021-04-06T19:56:17+00:00

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Zombeflandrs · 2021-04-06T19:14:32+00:00

Good thing her gunt is big enough to support the weight of her giant tits. Poor girl would have back problems otherwise!

Lifty_Pete · 2021-04-06T20:00:04+00:00

Is this her Halloween costume?...the Pacific Ocean

SCCock · 2021-04-06T19:11:18+00:00

Be honest?!?

She can't handle the truth!

Joh_Ghurt · 2021-04-06T19:08:04+00:00

I guess she doesn't like honesty and prefers vanity-sizing. However I agree, better not waste her time.

Snoo33176 · 2021-04-06T19:26:10+00:00

The odds of me wasting her time are equal to the odds of me setting a new record on the Nurburgring in my Toyota.

I-am-the-lul · 2021-04-06T19:56:55+00:00

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Old_snowboarder · 2021-04-06T19:51:33+00:00

She hasn't got time to waste because most of her waking moments are spent eating and also her life expectancy is likely to be on the below average side of things as she over-eats herself into an early grave.

I also very much suspect that if you were honest with her you'd not be at all popular.

reignoferror00 · 2021-04-06T21:08:14+00:00

Be honest? As much as I can appreciate bigger girls that is one big stomach roll too much even for me. When you have to physically pick up your stomach to get to your groin area, you're dating/relationship life should be a lower priority and your weight/health a more immediate concern.

Thatshygurl · 2021-04-06T19:37:50+00:00

Not even saying this to be rude, but actually curious. Is the tear on her outfit by design or because she’s too big for it?

MrPaddocksBumpstock · 2021-04-06T19:10:41+00:00

Pe-no-loddy, pe-bo-loddy. Little bitty head on a big ol’ body

DoctorMars81 · 2021-04-06T20:49:48+00:00

It doesn't matter to a man if you're a great cook if you just end up eating all of what you're cooking.

She'd probably eat the man too.

th3r3dpill · 2021-04-06T20:36:45+00:00

The chewing gum girl from Willy Wonka has had a rough life

michael1962-01 · 2021-04-06T19:39:24+00:00

Dr. Nowzaradon - a new case......

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-06T20:28:53+00:00

Be real. Be honest. Always...swipe left.

Emervila · 2021-04-06T19:36:02+00:00

That's why office depot was out of ink, took galons on her. Takes almost a week to complete a ONS there.

fear_based_identity · 2021-04-06T21:05:13+00:00

If my front butt doesnt reel you in, the fact that you get to raise another guys creampie will.

justmeteee · 2021-04-06T21:11:27+00:00

She really doesn’t want people to be honest. She’s not gonna like what they tell her

Machomuk89 · 2021-04-06T21:11:24+00:00

if she's such a great cook, why is she so obviously eating fast food 3x a day?

Shiny_Snorlax_1961 · 2021-04-06T21:07:50+00:00

If you take her out for dinner make sure it is a buffet. Otherwise you may end up bankrupt.

dread_pirate_wesley · 2021-04-06T21:32:57+00:00

Violet's turning violet!

me_grimmlock · 2021-04-06T21:56:29+00:00

She’s mayhem at the buffet 😄

Wildhouse83 · 2021-04-06T20:28:33+00:00

Do not waste my time because this is what I already do in tattoo studios and fast food restaurants.

Buchwild · 2021-04-06T21:14:56+00:00

Y'all need to quit posting dating profiles from FDS users, it's immature. /S

AmbitiousHornet · 2021-04-06T21:20:18+00:00

Thar she blows! Man the harpoon boats!

2021-04-06T21:30:33+00:00

Great cook. Don't waste my thyme.

Fixed that for her.

Euphoric-Cycle1688 · 2021-04-06T21:44:54+00:00

BBW is the abbreviation of livestock?

Bombolone99 · 2021-04-06T21:53:12+00:00

Maybe don’t baste her time?

incarnate1 · 2021-04-06T21:34:07+00:00

She views exercise and healthy cooking also a waste of time.

coloradocaniac · 2021-04-06T21:34:26+00:00

"BBW. Great Cook."

Sky is blue. Film at 11.

Unfair-Note-3499 · 2021-04-06T21:42:11+00:00

MFW my brain starts playing that OompaLoompa trumpet melody

Winnardairshows · 2021-04-06T21:49:48+00:00

Grimace is loose.

ElectricLizard99 · 2021-04-06T22:25:40+00:00

The blue whale is the largest animal on Earth.

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-04-06T22:30:39+00:00

Fun fact: This woman's stomach has a volume equal to an average household microwave, but it can hold thrice as many Hungry Man TV dinners!

2021-04-06T23:25:25+00:00

Chad and Tyrone need to buy a bigger mattress 😂

King_Ky1996 · 2021-04-06T23:38:33+00:00

She built like a bag of laundry

RampantRyanLion · 2021-04-07T01:50:35+00:00

Be real and be honest. Honesty you are really morbidly obese.

2021-04-07T11:46:40+00:00

Sad reality check: she gets a million times more matches than the bottom 80% of men.

sharedisaster · 2021-04-07T13:47:26+00:00

I’ll give her credit - she’s putting her body out there without trying to deceive with angles, cropping, photoshop.

SwiftStrik3 · 2021-04-06T20:42:56+00:00

Wearing that should be a war crime

MattyK414 · 2021-04-06T21:18:59+00:00

This is what I picture when I hear, "Marriage can work! My grandparents were married for 70 years!"

Vonnie111 · 2021-04-06T21:33:58+00:00

You fellas never disappoint w the comments .. 👌🏽

WysDaWolf · 2021-04-06T21:44:18+00:00

Guys, we can't waste her time.

That clout building in her arteries is going to take her out sooner than later.

cybersphere9 · 2021-04-06T21:45:41+00:00

She wants honesty. What's her SMV?

joe603 · 2021-04-06T22:06:35+00:00

Major FUPA

nefrina · 2021-04-06T22:33:03+00:00

don't waste her time, she would rather spend it eating.

Repulsive-Wishbone56 · 2021-04-06T22:44:03+00:00

We, as a society, really need to institute a WEIGHT LIMIT for stretchy yoga type pants.

Dandeeasalion · 2021-04-07T04:24:24+00:00

Shouldnt have clicked this while I was eating

ntvirtue · 2021-04-06T21:33:09+00:00

Lookithat FUPA !

Forest_Figuroa · 2021-04-06T22:58:25+00:00

She literally has mayhem written on her.

ironmanqaray · 2021-04-06T22:59:18+00:00

What a fuckin joke

Jeviok · 2021-04-06T23:02:30+00:00

Don't waste her time because the clock is ticking for a heart attack.

melon_labia · 2021-04-06T23:14:55+00:00

Red flag Olympics hall of famer here

2021-04-06T23:25:00+00:00

she's wasting her own time on this planet by eating herself into an early grave

TheRiseAndFall · 2021-04-06T23:29:37+00:00

Is the the chick that played The Penguin in that one Batman movie? I'd say she aged pretty well since then. Didn't lose any weight but no wrinkles!

FormerBTfan · 2021-04-06T23:41:22+00:00

Oh dear Jesus I can never un see that. I would choose death if that land whale was my only option in life. Time to vomit 🤢🤢🤢

One-Move · 2021-04-06T23:47:06+00:00

Honest and real, sure! Honey your are disgustingly fat, the trashy tattoos and you children make you undateable, 🤨 AAhhhh, not that kind of honesty, I see.

troomer50 · 2021-04-06T23:52:22+00:00

Great cook

She better be.

withrowsprings · 2021-04-06T23:54:07+00:00

Things she might not waste... Food.

Melek_Taus666 · 2021-04-06T23:54:25+00:00

Swipe her if you dare

jws755 · 2021-04-06T23:56:57+00:00

Boob tatts = instant pass.

NickTesla2018 · 2021-04-06T23:57:36+00:00

Pookie? Ray Ray? She's all yours.

Shrimptonpalace232 · 2021-04-07T00:08:32+00:00

She looks like a sad blueberry.

VirgilDweller · 2021-04-07T00:12:52+00:00

Great cook? How? Does put sticks of butter in the microwave for 30 seconds before she eats them?

Alturius · 2021-04-07T00:28:45+00:00

I won't waste my time! Look at her waist line!

usehername6969 · 2021-04-07T00:39:36+00:00

34? Is that her target BMI?

colder-beef · 2021-04-07T00:47:56+00:00

She looks like the girl in Willy Wonka who turned into a giant blueberry.

Stranglehold316 · 2021-04-07T00:49:05+00:00

I wouldn't even consider a woman with a gunt.

Nope....

1Supersnapper · 2021-04-07T01:05:38+00:00

I’ve never seen a wad of chewed bubble gum on tinder.

Natuasi · 2021-04-07T01:35:30+00:00

Well I honestly believe you need to lose some serious weight and stop acting so entitled.

GrannyLesbian · 2021-04-07T01:46:28+00:00

No. Just no.

Stop. Seriously. Who on here is the troll?

No way a female like this has demands like a terrorist from Die Hard

king_of_the_potato_p · 2021-04-07T01:47:03+00:00

Well of course you can't waste her time, if she doesn't get to the trough quick you miss out.

kapriece · 2021-04-07T02:27:21+00:00

Damn it I'll say it. This is the one kid who turned into a blueberry on Willie Wonka and the Chocolate factory. I guess they got hit in the recession.

CisgenderPig · 2021-04-07T02:56:51+00:00

Looks like a fuckin' California Raisin.

GoneWithTheZen · 2021-04-07T03:00:16+00:00

You put your fupa in, you take your fupa out, you put your fupa in and shake it all about!

Melek_Taus666 · 2021-04-07T03:13:22+00:00

Imagine this jumping on a trampoline it would be quite an eyesore plus she'd probably break it

redveinlover · 2021-04-07T03:24:25+00:00

Don’t waste her gunt’s time

tokixdoki · 2021-04-07T03:30:24+00:00

is that the style or did she tear my laundry bag?

SylvestorTalone · 2021-04-07T04:12:27+00:00

She needs it for eating.

Herr_Direktor_ · 2021-04-07T04:57:22+00:00

Oh I wont

Dunkman83 · 2021-04-07T06:54:53+00:00

she looks like the.penguin from batman

mohd_sm81 · 2021-04-07T08:31:11+00:00

she has one leg from a different body... asymmetric

UltimateShame · 2021-04-07T09:38:32+00:00

She seems to be a great eater as well.

i_accidently_reddit · 2021-04-07T09:51:57+00:00

To be fair, she only has a couple weeks until the next heart attack, seeing just how obese she is, so her time is mighty precious!

teslacars · 2021-04-07T10:07:57+00:00

It takes the guy 2 hours to find her snatch.

n8ivco1 · 2021-04-07T10:21:01+00:00

Webbles Wobble but they don't fall down Take this thing down with no mercy and let her sisters know this is now the new reality.

meerita · 2021-04-07T11:37:03+00:00

Since when land whales 🐳 get tattooed?

datreddittho346 · 2021-04-07T12:07:28+00:00

is her shirt tearing?

ChadTheImpailer · 2021-04-07T14:43:41+00:00

When females make it socially acceptable for men to wear the BBM tag she'll find her match.

Aaron_Hungwell · 2021-04-07T14:48:13+00:00

When you have a gunt, you're not 'BBW' - you're just fat.

BetterHimThanMe · 2021-04-07T15:02:05+00:00

Man the harpoons!!!

Brynn_and_black_cats · 2021-04-07T15:59:43+00:00

I mean, if you’re large like that, why are you trying to wear spandex? At least wear clothes that fit you nicely.

DrDog09 · 2021-04-07T19:10:48+00:00

A candidate for Pillsbury Dough Girl?

me-dgaf · 2021-04-07T22:00:00+00:00

who the eff would want to touch that.

Are guys that desperate?

Superlift247 · 2021-04-08T00:11:41+00:00

I can believe she's great at home cooking since it seems like she's been eating a lot of it.

mustangfrank · 2021-04-08T00:49:29+00:00

This one hurt my eyes.

Gaiinahat · 2021-04-08T03:08:02+00:00

Don't stand in front of her, that shirt's about to have a blowout.

"NEWSFLASH: Innocent Bystander Killed By Two Torpedoes And A Wrecking Ball. Details at 11..."

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-08T03:15:21+00:00

She's so damaged that she ate 2 ppl and inked herself like a gang member. This woman has had more sperm in her than a sperm bank. She's been a slump buster for sure, her whole life. I would venture to say she was a sex worker at some point.

mustangfrank · 2021-04-08T13:01:47+00:00

This one makes me laugh every time.

animalmother2017 · 2021-04-09T01:33:03+00:00

I believe her when she says she’s a good cook though.

exiledinVegas · 2021-04-09T06:12:42+00:00

At least she isn't photoshopping....

Frayjais · 2021-04-10T02:25:00+00:00

What's wrong with a bigger girl wanting to find love?

Saiyan_-_Pride · 2021-04-12T11:54:45+00:00

This whole BBW thing disgusts me. Like society is ready to accept women as they are and anyone who has preferences in the kind of women they like is an A*hole.

Whereas when it comes to men, 6ft tall bearded, big Penis etc or else you're a manlet.

Easy-Coconut-33 · 2021-04-20T03:01:59+00:00

I tried to fuck a fat chick. Didn't cum. I had to fake an orgasm so it would be over.

Getting light ptsd just thinking about it.

WPWPM · 2021-06-16T10:51:23+00:00

Repulsive 🤮

Sacrilego_666 · 2021-04-06T21:22:07+00:00

Bloody Big Whale?

Devilsgun · 2021-04-07T00:02:55+00:00

Well call me Fin and tell me it's Adventure Time 'cause I know I can't handle these luuuuumps... Ohmyglob

I will believe her when she says she's a great cook though. I too am a great cook and have the morbid obesity to prove it, so that rings true. However I am into one nights stands and wasting my time, really. Honestly.

ohsoreddithaspornhuh · 2021-04-07T16:46:14+00:00

Y'all insecure fucks never been with a big girl and it shows 😂 grow up

Don’t waste her time

Comments

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Title	Don’t waste her time
Author	EarlyEndTimes
Upvotes	466
Comments	225
Date	April 6, 2021 7:00 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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