Dumping me 4 mo ago because she didn't like commitment, engaged 1.5 mo after to dude she left me for, pregnant 1mo after that, he left 2 weeks after that, then trying to rope me in as step daddy.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-01T01:56:31+00:00

I wish you were the father

This reminds me of that Twitter chain where some hobag said "I wish we could choose our baby daddies" and some guy replied "someone else tell her, because I can't without hurting her feelings".

p3ngwin · 2021-08-01T01:52:06+00:00

"...i wish you were the father, i'd give anything to have had the chance to.."

errr, you DID have the chance when you were with him, THEN you broke-off and fucked another guy, NOW you say you wish you had the "chance" ?

the audacity of this bitch o.O

Joaquino7997 · 2021-08-01T01:48:18+00:00

You owe this woman nothing more than lifelong silent treatment.

slipkid223 · 2021-08-01T01:33:32+00:00

Run away! Run away! Run away!

Workchoices · 2021-08-01T01:50:41+00:00

Nothing you could say will hurt more than silence. Like she isn't even worth a response.

You will be out there living your best life and being a king, whilst she is changing a shitty kid with no support and wondering what could have been.

ifonlyeverybody · 2021-08-01T01:50:51+00:00

“No worries, baby. I am willing to step-up and be a step father to this unborn child.”

It was the best thing she heard, and then she woke up.

bgovern · 2021-08-01T04:12:36+00:00

I'd love one day to bare (sic) your child ...

1 Year Later: Not now honey, baby Chad is so young, it would be too soon.

3 Years Later: Not now honey, with a toddler how can we even find time for ourselves?

6 years later: Not now honey, we just got out of diapers and formula, I want to have fun as a 'family' before going back to baby stuff.

10 years later: Not now honey, it's just so tough trying to co-parent with his father, It would make things too complicated right now.

14 years later: Baby Chad is almost out of high school, we should wait, so we can give the new baby all our attention

16 years later: OK, I guess we can try, but I'm old now so it will be hard, and not as sexual as I used to be so I'm usually not in the mood during my fertility window.

18 Years Later: Whoops, I'm pregnant from Dad-Chad again after he nutted in me at Baby-Chad's graduation party.

FaeVandal · 2021-08-01T01:59:35+00:00

Let me decode that for you.

First off women never admit that they fucked up, never the full fuckup anyway. What does that mean here? Well bro she had been cheating on you for a good 6 months before she dumped your ass. Then she got the ring and decied to take another ride on the CC. Oops she got knocked up and the fiance found out and he dumped her ass.

You weren't enough to keep her off the CC then, the man she cheated on you for wasn't enough to keep her off the CC. Don't feel bad no one can turn a 304 into a housewife.

Now she needs a earning male to sign the birth certificate. Don't be that chump.

From the streets she cometh and to the streets she shall return.

User0x00G · 2021-08-01T02:04:35+00:00

Because a real friend should be willing to support a stranger's child for 18+ years out of appreciation to a girl who dumped him.

It sounds almost too preposterous to believe that she could seriously think you would fall for that. But, desperation does make them try for even the ridiculous.

ThenCheesecake5701 · 2021-08-01T01:58:21+00:00

Whoa, hold on here. This woman does not deserve derision. She just "is currently" pregnant. In other words, the Holy Spirit came upon her, and the power of the Almighty overshadowed her, and she "was found with child." It's a miracle! /whiteknightsarc

TheGuchie · 2021-08-01T02:32:14+00:00

"sorry, I don't fuck with single moms"

2021-08-01T02:08:32+00:00

The Lion, The Witch, and The Audacity of this Bitch!

SurfgodsSweatpants · 2021-08-01T01:41:30+00:00

"Nah, I'm good."

wonderboy_1 · 2021-08-01T01:46:54+00:00

What the fuck??? This chick straight up needs a shrink

_Oh_Be_Nice_ · 2021-08-01T02:32:34+00:00

BLOCK. AND. RUN. THE. FUCK. AWAY.

sicrm · 2021-08-01T02:49:41+00:00

he needs to make sure she doesn’t try to pin the baby on him.

soonershooter · 2021-08-01T02:24:59+00:00

No shame in that sluts game.....My guy needs to run away, move to another state, if necessary.

OwenWentFullMGTOW · 2021-08-01T03:37:14+00:00

Wouldn't it be funny if this guy spent months or years getting her hopes up, baiting her with implied promises of potentially being together someday while using her for his own attention/validation but ultimately never committing to her or her bastard child?

coloradocaniac · 2021-08-01T04:24:59+00:00

This reminds me of college.

Years after it was too late to do anything, an acquaintance told me she'd always hoped I'd "come looking."

This from a gal who was always dating someone else, usually the same guy.

I don't break people up.

I guess that's what those who chase the bad boys don't get.

Good people don't hurt others or break others up.

And so, with this situation, I say this: you and only you could've made the decision to bare his child, mother-to-be. It's not his fault you chose stupidly.

SilkySullivan · 2021-08-01T01:51:44+00:00

Please bail me out.

Common_Objective_98 · 2021-08-01T02:49:44+00:00

I feel for the child , having a mother like that . I’m glad you didn’t get saddled with a woman like that

southerncraftgurl · 2021-08-01T01:45:52+00:00

Oh my holy God.

The-truth-hurts1 · 2021-08-01T01:49:47+00:00

Those comments are brutal! Prob going to have to join that sub now

BlackendLight · 2021-08-01T01:53:35+00:00

leave it on read

Pleasant_Hatter · 2021-08-01T02:23:48+00:00

Holy fuck, dude you dodged a bullet. Thank your lucky stars you aren't tied in up in this anymore.

PirateDocBrown · 2021-08-01T03:04:35+00:00

"Here's the address for an abortion clinic. Maybe you can get the daddy to help pay for it".

Natriumzyanid · 2021-08-01T01:58:00+00:00

The title says it all:

No subject

Like the other said: RUN LIKE THE WIND!

Blissbynature · 2021-08-01T02:25:53+00:00

"You didn't have to write all that. Just say ' Hey Exile, how you doing? I screwed up my life. Will you bail me out?'. And no, I won't. Good luck. Goodbye."

blocked

Or whatever. Glad you got out before the impregnation.

little-b-fatman · 2021-08-01T04:23:13+00:00

A fully operational death star is less of a trap than this

King_Ky1996 · 2021-08-01T02:21:31+00:00

I’ve read some shit in my life…. But this? This is next level

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-08-01T04:28:50+00:00

"For a blowjob I'll drive you to the Planned Parenthood; for anal I'll cover half the cost of the abortion."

InevitableOwl1 · 2021-08-01T06:41:51+00:00

I don’t want to ruffle feathers over a controversial issue but there is not a single suggestion at all that she end the pregnancy (or even give up the kid for adoption)

In the animal kingdom far worse would happen

I remember some people once gave Kevin Samuels loads of criticism because in a throwaway response (unusual for him) a single mom was being adamant that he tell her how she could secure a high value man. And he said give full custody of her kid to the baby daddy and exit their life - if that is what she really wanted

Predictably the reaction was horror and outrage. But he was realistically right. And even that might not have been enough

rpool179 · 2021-08-01T01:59:14+00:00

Gross 🤮

2021-08-01T04:51:40+00:00

Silence speaks volumes.

You’ll always be more desired if you say nothing.

Sub-Sero · 2021-08-01T09:21:41+00:00

Clearly from the context of the conversation OP has been trying to get her back, she felt guilty and put her cards on the table thinking she sufficiently roped him back in. Be glad she didn't play the wool over your eyes tactic of trying to tell you it's yours and the baby was born early, then convincing hospital staff to keep the child a few weeks in hospital or it will ruin her relationship. I guess he saw the light the second she said 'i'm pregnant and it's not yours', at least she was honest.

She still calls him a 'friend' instead of saying the love of her life or some other manipulative shit. You're friendzoned and you're the absolute last choice that she would settle for, the second some random Chad shows even any remote interest in her a year from now or a decade from now she'll toss your ass to the side like used up trash in a heartbeat.

Some men will quite pro quo, others will have to experience it before they realize the true nature of women.

Alpha Fux, Beta Bux!

Gtslmfao · 2021-08-01T03:26:59+00:00

I'm guessing this is an email because you blocked her on everything else

ugm616 · 2021-08-01T07:17:30+00:00

Ultimate revenge...

...Tell her that you'll only take her back if she has an abortion. When she does it, Ghost.

That should destroy her.

No-Cry-4771 · 2021-08-01T07:33:11+00:00

Stories like this bring a tear of joy to my eye. 🥲😂😂

DoctorFauciPHD · 2021-08-01T03:20:16+00:00

No Sale.

Hy3w_mong0u5 · 2021-08-01T07:07:43+00:00

AF/BB on steroids right here!

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-08-01T05:39:51+00:00

That was painful to read. Not because of the content, but the lack of paragraph breaks and the rambling.

holymotherofbunnies · 2021-08-01T03:59:27+00:00

Thats a lot of damage.

BardfinnIsPedo1984 · 2021-08-01T16:35:08+00:00

8.6k votes - removed by moderators. LMAO. Simps sure are working overtime to maintain good PR for women.

skeletonshorror · 2021-08-01T02:26:18+00:00

The sweet smell of karma is my favorite perfume. 💀🔥

DS_1900 · 2021-08-01T02:37:18+00:00

Stay out of her world buddy, she had her chance.

funny_like_how · 2021-08-01T03:04:28+00:00

blocked

BanjoSlams · 2021-08-01T03:26:38+00:00

I hope you laughed at this as you deleted her number.

NoShitsGivenAtAll · 2021-08-01T05:40:24+00:00

Run, Forrest. Run!

DoTheSnoopyDance · 2021-08-01T13:26:56+00:00

Textbook. This guy was already in her before the breakup. Either in her literally or at least In her head when she broke up. She was monkey branching and when the branch broke, she tried grab the other guy on the way back down to keep from hitting the ground.

She thought this guy was a step up and she rolled the dice and the guy turned out to not be there for her to step on so she tried to (in her mind) step back down on the safety guy, who she expected to still be there as her backup.

Just wow.

2021-08-01T06:50:10+00:00

What an idiotic, insolent, incompetent cunt.

dachengchuan · 2021-08-01T06:51:20+00:00

she will do it again and again with every chad around ...

CholoJesus · 2021-08-01T12:34:52+00:00

That's disgustingly shameless.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-01T01:59:26+00:00

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bryonwart · 2021-08-01T04:40:00+00:00

Fuuuuuuuucccckkk her.

darrickeng · 2021-08-01T07:15:19+00:00

Running on, running on empty Running on, running blind Running on, running into the sun But I'm running behind

NickTesla2018 · 2021-08-01T13:36:40+00:00

That's Neo from The Matrix level dodging bullets. He was very lucky.

peguy2000 · 2021-08-01T15:33:26+00:00

100% she gonna make up some story about how shes a victim of narc abuse on narc self help forums. Theyre full with women like that.

ratcal · 2021-08-01T17:22:00+00:00

Most people say ignoring is the best response. No it's not. If this guy ignores her she will think that:

A: He is butthurt, what a loser.

or

B: She still has options to talk with him face to face.

The best option is to answer like a 15 year old teenager girl trying to do the most damage possible: HAHAHAHA EWW.

And then block.

linux_user__ · 2021-08-01T20:47:37+00:00

"i know you want to have a baby", "it's too soon to tell you" ,"think about you non stop" , "i care about you a lot"

Who the hell this bitch thinks she is, dump her and forget about her, and I say this with the most sincere and helpful way possible. I know these type of women, I had the chance to meet some. They don't care about you, you are nothing to them, and you are way too much a nice guy to fall for them. She is probably a very feminine, cuddling women who tries to seduce you really hard with her fake kindness and emotional pretenses. They are never serious, and if there is any good advice for young men out there is to avoid them. Doesn't matter how good they look, they will not be your dream wives I can guarantee you that, if not now, later on they will cheat and divorce you. It's just not worth it. These people should be ostracized by men, because they are extremely selfish but they hide this very well by sugarcoating it with their act. Don't fall for it, don't be naive. The only woman who is worth any kind of consideration about marrying is a woman who has self respect, dignity, modesty and is upfront and honest. Some more conservative guys might be turned off by women who are too opinionated, but I personally find outspoken but honest women, even if a bit annoying, more valuable than women who keep to themselves and you have no clue who you have married. It's better if you know the personality of your partner upfront and not have to find it out the hard way later on.

throwaway4291920 · 2021-08-02T00:46:38+00:00

I'm convinced that if women didn't have a visual indication that they were pregnant they would not tell boyfriends until the baby popped out in cases like this. The only reason they're "honest" is because its impossible to hide unless they're obese.

Aldabruzzo · 2021-08-02T15:55:07+00:00

"I ju$t think about you non$top and have been $ince we parted way$"

I broke up with you, then got engaged to Chad, he left me after I let him knock me up. Now I can't $top thinking about all those beta buck$ I broke up with! I mi$$ you!

DillonTheFatUglyMale · 2021-08-01T04:28:28+00:00

GreyJedi56 · 2021-08-01T11:30:06+00:00

Block

Paradoxical_Hexis · 2021-08-01T12:08:44+00:00

It's 5am and I'm already done with reddit. You sure she's not a dude? The balls of this woman.

2021-08-01T12:41:39+00:00

💀💀💀💀

Thanks for the laugher man

waveformcollapse · 2021-08-01T13:19:57+00:00

the grammar and spelling physically hurts my eyes.

blade_imaginato1 · 2021-08-01T13:48:35+00:00

Get a paternity test though. She's the type of person to put your name on the birth certificate.

amightyusername · 2021-08-01T14:57:48+00:00

Is this a messaging app or a note-taking app? I'm a bit confused but I gotta say the whole thing is quite comedic 🤣😭. These women wouldn't have an ounce of shame even if their lives depended on it. Lady, keep walking!

She's pregnant with a child and also want to bear another man's child willy-nilly. Didn't she learn anything?

Upset-Creme-3429 · 2021-08-01T20:54:42+00:00

Dam shame dont fall for this crap and then have to pay for a child that belongs to the bad boy.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-01T21:21:39+00:00

Women are always the victim.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-08-01T21:40:50+00:00

This epic! Bailout, dual mating strategy, dumping the nice guy to ride the CC, epiphany phase, WAATGM, all rolled up into one post.

THEGOD_PARTICLE · 2021-08-01T21:51:39+00:00

I would ask her to have an abortion and then dump her again

ScottyHoliday · 2021-08-01T22:48:41+00:00

Lol, she's pouring it on thick. Poor silly thing.

xkulp8 · 2021-08-01T22:53:38+00:00

Delete. Block. Get new phone with new number because old phone was "dropped in the toilet". Use old phone as target practice.

incarnate1 · 2021-08-02T20:06:26+00:00

Classic case of actions >>>> words

Tgunner192 · 2021-08-05T04:30:24+00:00

I wish you were the father with all my heart, and I'd give anything to have had the chance to

Perhaps she needs to go to her local library. They have a book there that explains where babies come from. The book explains that "wishing he was the father" doesn't work and as it turns out, you don't have "give anything" for the chance to make it happen.

Have her go to the library, read the book and get back to us with what she discovers.

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-08-01T01:55:46+00:00

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BlindMaestro · 2021-08-01T06:32:32+00:00

She’s trying to con her ex back into a relationship a d yet is unwilling to proofread or fix her spelling and grammar.

2021-08-01T08:00:50+00:00

This is so empty abd screams desperation

SpearWeasel · 2021-08-01T14:01:11+00:00

Hope you had luggage packed for that guilt trip!…lol.

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-08-01T14:54:40+00:00

Just leave her on read

DrDog09 · 2021-08-01T15:22:56+00:00

Damn, that is faster than speed dating. Takes a lot of gall to hope for a crawl back at that stage.

The bast*** in me would arrange a date, then laugh, chuckle, chortle the whole time I was there. Am not much for revenge at this level but attending would be better than comedy club.

sexytimeinseattle · 2021-08-01T19:27:14+00:00

poor kid.

are kids just accessories to a woman's life, now?

brofanities · 2021-08-03T16:14:19+00:00

"If you help raise this assholes kid I will maybe, one day, if I'm feeling generous, let you knock my dumb ass up also."

DaleyMcPaley · 2021-08-04T10:53:22+00:00

"I understand if you don't want nothing to do with me"

Thank you for your understanding.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-08-04T14:32:47+00:00

Fucking hell....we are witnessing a masterclass on manipulation.

Dagenius1 · 2021-08-04T20:49:43+00:00

Wow..all I can say is wow. I will say that she has gall to try to reengage that dude

DownTheRabbitHole411 · 2021-08-29T00:59:12+00:00

How sweet is it when life is all the revenge you need heh? lol

Sit back, make money, better yourself and you'll always be better than bending the knee to a woman like that. SMH

Profitglutton · 2021-09-01T05:48:56+00:00

Came back to this to say if she has so much regret about what she did why doesn’t she just get an abortion before it’s too late? That was she won’t have to complicate things with all this other fluff and nonsense.

2021-09-21T02:14:08+00:00

Dodging bullets like Neo.

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BLOCK. AND. RUN. THE. FUCK. AWAY.