FDS haikus for your entertainment and viewing pleasure

MadamePotpourri · 2022-01-07T23:08:35+00:00

The scrote ponders life:

My house is filth, my dick limp

Why did she block me?

lansburysoda · 2022-01-07T23:22:57+00:00

Better alone than

Emotionally abused

By a loser scrote

\

Give me love, respect,

and loyalty—or else please

Go the fuck away

\

To me, love was warmth.

To him, a game to break me

down. I’m done playing.

\

Please threaten me with

Ice cream, cats, and Netflix films

My favorite things

\

RedPill men want to

Date us but they also hate

Us. Please explain why??

Platipus6 · 2022-01-08T00:49:37+00:00

Drained my energy

Parasite, freeloader, leech

Go eat some veggies.

Anonsubordinate · 2022-01-08T02:48:57+00:00

Your ass is not clean,

You're allergic to working,

What was I thinking?

vivid_spite · 2022-01-07T23:33:33+00:00

new year and birthday

hi's from dirty scrotey guys

block and delete bye

SupremeDearLeader · 2022-01-08T02:45:30+00:00

He has no money

And yet he wants ME to work

Begone P O S

barbedwiredaisycrown · 2022-01-08T03:06:06+00:00

Oh men, so easy.

I'm on to your little game.

It's always projection.

daisy_0720 · 2022-01-08T12:55:21+00:00

Champagne bubble baths

"You're going to die alone."

Sounds like a sweet deal!

FI-REfox · 2022-01-07T23:24:30+00:00

Saved for future pillow embroidery <3

barbedwiredaisycrown · 2022-01-08T03:14:22+00:00

POV: you're a scrote:

Hello (2 pm)

How dare that bitch not respond?!

Slut (1 min later)

daisy_0720 · 2022-01-08T08:27:22+00:00

Let's go for a walk?

No thanks, better things to do.

Go back to your nest.

DeclineNDash · 2022-01-08T04:23:58+00:00

Reciprocity. You get what you put in, sir. Don’t get caught lacking. 💅🏾

Dearest Pickmeisha. You should learn to love yourself. That scrote’s for the streets! 🚮

Individual-Truth7418 · 2022-01-08T02:20:35+00:00

Once upon a time

A scrote had literally only a dime

He hid who he was

and what he’s worth

It was almost like he had been jerking it

Since his own birth

Wiener went limp

As most scrote wieners do

What does he do now you ask?

He can only stare at his own poo

pm_me_waifu_haiku · 2022-01-08T07:50:45+00:00

The veil falls away,

Revealing low value - Leave!

I watch me blossom.

aurelia_86 · 2022-01-08T12:54:19+00:00

You talked a big game.

Instead you drove me insane.

On to better things.

yoursultana · 2022-01-08T00:49:07+00:00

I hear scrote giggles

Broke men should never laugh

Go to war and d*e

🧚‍♀️

edwardianemerald · 2022-01-07T22:52:02+00:00

Yes I am enough. We are enough now, always. Begone LVM!

I attract just good. Good things always on the way. Attract what I want.

DiosaCordilia · 2022-01-07T23:39:14+00:00

Broke boys don't deserve no pussy I know that's right 🤣

Rather be alone then feeling alone with a scrote hanging on you like a bag of stones.
I would rather binge watch the Hunger games 300 times on my own then breathing the same air as you. And I despise the Hunger games.
'What do you bring to the table?' I make the table, what's your point?
'If you leave I'm going to die' Please don't threaten me with a good time.
To him, I was an ego stroke. To me, he was a stroke itself.
Too high maintenance? You mean.. Too high for your broke stinky ass to maintain?
'Why do you expect so much of me? It's the small things that count!' Oh, like.. your penis?

Colour_riot · 2022-01-09T01:53:00+00:00

The scrote stops typing.

Deep cheeto breaths, angry tears

"But I'm perfect. Whore"

^ this is what I guess any male who is addicted to coming here to lurk and rage is probably like.

randomgirl34861 · 2022-01-08T17:51:11+00:00

🤢 Fat, bald, and picky 🤢

😵‍💫 How delusional and silly! 😵‍💫

♥️ We do not want them ♥️

ScaredTumbleweed · 2022-01-08T01:51:31+00:00

Stories on FDS

Like a mirror of my dating life

Dumb scrotes have no new tricks

\

Scrotes claim they want a ride or die

but will hate the one they’re with

Make it make sense

\

Ghosts of my pickmeisha past

No longer haunt me

FDS Queen ascendant

Talia_Sunrise · 2022-01-08T20:09:23+00:00

👑s are so clever.

I’m ☠️ and also impressed

By all your haikus.

The_Cat_Empress · 2022-01-08T17:09:06+00:00

👏👏👏👏

[applauding the Queens in the comments]

You're all fantastic!

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2022-01-08T21:30:38+00:00

The average scrote

Is the only real mote

In our dear God's Eye

Muffcakelord · 2022-01-10T02:36:14+00:00

You sleep in a nest

You think that wiping is gay

You are a clown fest

Muffcakelord · 2022-01-10T02:39:41+00:00

Let's go dutch this time

After all the pleasure's mine

Sike you really thought

Title	FDS haikus for your entertainment and viewing pleasure
Author	Myplummms
Upvotes	250
Comments	43
Date	January 7, 2022 10:25 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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