The girl I've been seeing for the past year has always been pretty good to me. She's 21 now, she is a pretty attractive girl that has made me the center of her world. She is so sweet and innocent; she's never used a dildo, never looks at porn, doesn't masturbate, cooks for me, bj's whenever I want, and she suffers through anal just to make me happy. She hates watching porn because it's disgusting, and she gets upset when I invariably put on some softcore stuff while flipping through the channels on the TV. She doesn't want a baby right now and she would get an abortion if she became pregnant and that's what I wanted.
She's such an angel. She left her phone in my car last night and I decided to see what information I could glean from it, as a reminder of what a good girl she is. She doesn't use a password because 'she has nothing to hide'. I didn't find anything interesting.. until I opened up her browser. Lo and behold, a pregnant woman getting DPed on pornhub. Surely she accidentally clicked on that link. The rest of her history says otherwise. It is filled with countless searches for such innocent material as "anal machine fucking", "shemale teens", "monster cock anal", "teen gangbang", and so on. Most innocent of all are the searches for "pregnant teen anal", "pregnant teen gangbang", "teen gets pregnant", etc. Surely that is just a fantasy, and she has no intention of getting pregnant.
Of course that's why her clit has no sensitivity whatsoever. She plays with it like a construction worker plays with a jackhammer, while she imagines her baby getting punched in the face and the back of the head at the same time by baseball bat dicks.
Wait, what am I saying? She said porn is gross. She can't stand watching that stuff. Somebody must have stole her phone and looked all that stuff up. It doesn't have a password, afterall.
Edit: Any ideas on how to fuck with her?
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