Adult Toddler Wants "Chocwit Ice Cream." I Can't with This.

ManchurianCantaloupe · 2020-11-19T22:36:12+00:00

I would rather walk through five miles of scattered leggos than deal with that for even thirty seconds.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-11-19T22:48:47+00:00

My ex, who could literally kill a man with his bare hands in like .3 seconds (ex army special forces, and the reason I will never date another military man), started doing baby talk towards the end of our relationship and it was weird af. I want a husband, not a child. It’s like some weird regression that they didn’t grow up properly, which needs therapy.

RiasXgremoryX · 2020-11-19T22:53:19+00:00

Ew. Just.....no. It sounds like he's testing her and trying to introduce her to some kind of gross age regressive kink mess. 🤢🤮 soon he'll start pooping/pissing in diapers and wanting her to clean it up.

MadamLeFay · 2020-11-19T22:38:09+00:00

I tried to come up with some kind of funny, witty zinger about this and I'm totally empty. I re-read it and tried to picture being in her shoes. I'd send him home to his mommy and let her deal with it.

LevelTurbulent · 2020-11-19T22:50:55+00:00

I know what happened here. He got into BDSM and wants to be an adult baby. He's either currently cheating on her with grossouts who encourage this or he's looking for a grossout to cheat on her with.

Jiou112 · 2020-11-20T00:09:51+00:00

Had a man say toesies to me once on a first date.. now I know that's not in the handbook, and maybe even a little too picky, even for fds... but toesies? Ghosted and I'm not sorry.

DallasOMalley · 2020-11-19T23:43:54+00:00

I could never respect a man who calls a sandwich a "sammy".

That is all.

bye-raspberry · 2020-11-20T02:55:46+00:00

💀 The commenters on that post suggesting the op take him to the doctor because he might have a brain tumor rather than consider that maybe she's just married to someone insufferable

foxorhedgehog · 2020-11-19T23:02:36+00:00

Omg I was just reading this. My jaw hit the floor! I would have left the supermarket and kept going, straight over the horizon!

oneheadlight312 · 2020-11-20T00:15:57+00:00

I wound up in a dark place on Tik Tok where people role play as children. I don’t know how I got there but I badly want to leave. It’s so cringy and not cute.

This type of baby talk reminds me of baby Yoda memes which I truly despise.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-11-20T00:26:10+00:00

When your man has a childhood fetish. 🤮🤮🤮

Summerisle7 · 2020-11-19T22:42:25+00:00

Holy shit, sounds like early onset dementia. Wonder what baby talk language this guy will come up with for "divorce" "division of marital property" and "child support"

Adawritesrules · 2020-11-20T04:24:46+00:00

You guys though I was kidding or exaggerating when I said porn harms their brain, they revert to an older child/animal like state. They are all getting various levels of mental illness and paraphilia. This is no coincidence and it’s not an isolated incident. This is why men are flunking school, talking like children, failing to wipe their ass, developing pedophilia, etc etc. Some are affected more than others, but they are all affected.

royaldetour · 2020-11-19T23:31:10+00:00

Nothing grosser than a grown man acting like a child/toddler/baby. Like that mommy wife meme that gets posted here from time to time, it just completely and utterly icks me out. FOH with that nasty shit.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-11-20T00:29:53+00:00

Oh my fucking god. Is he trying to repel her on purpose? Someone might punch him one day.

Bubbly-Manufacturer · 2020-11-20T05:30:51+00:00

My ex would put on a baby voice sometimes. He’d say stuff like “take care of me mommy.” I hated being called mommy and he knew that. And he’d pout like a child and make these childlike grunting noises. I hated all of it. It was such a turn off. Like pls talk like a man.

Omfg and I forgot he collected ( action) figures. He’d literally whine like a child and say “buy meeee a figureeeee” over and over sometimes. Which I’d say no to bc the ones I did buy ended up thrown into a bin and put in the closet bc he’d get bored or a new version would come out.

melonmagellan · 2020-11-20T11:02:21+00:00

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AimiHanibal · 2020-11-20T06:37:51+00:00

My ex did this but with porn moaning noises.

light_workerx3 · 2020-11-20T04:38:27+00:00

Alright that's it!! Somebody put this child in his car seat and bring him to his mother ... How does he think that's acceptable?!

thinktwiceorelse · 2020-11-20T14:41:07+00:00

Oh, it reminds me of my ex, who when we were about to have sex, he always asked in a weird child voice: "Rubber?" We sometimes call a condom "a rubber" in my country, but he actually used the word for a rubber, but how children call it, hard to translate to English. But I think you can imagine. And he asked me to bring a condom, in that tone. Every fucking time. Yuck.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-11-20T09:35:18+00:00

that’s a guaranteed way to get your ass cussed out and your feelings hurt

vacantvivacity · 2020-11-22T21:07:47+00:00

Where’s the original post?

Title	Adult Toddler Wants "Chocwit Ice Cream." I Can't with This.
Author	melonmagellan
Upvotes	200
Comments	77
Date	November 19, 2020 10:27 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/jxcsr8/adult_toddler_wants_chocwit_ice_cream_i_cant_with/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/adult-toddler-wants-chocwit-ice-cream-i-cant-with.333417 https://theredarchive.com/post/333417

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