Men if you were women, what kind of women do you want to be?

majani · 2020-11-08T21:52:16+00:00

I'd just do AF/BB. That shit works. Don't hate the player, hate the game.

CraptainToad · 2020-11-08T23:12:55+00:00

OF

Not for the money but because I know on the inside that I'm a hoe

SonicBackScratcher · 2020-11-08T23:21:28+00:00

Assuming I'm straight I'd be a slut. Find a guy into that and slut it up together.

Hoopy223 · 2020-11-08T18:55:52+00:00

I’d probably be a lazy chubby Reddit gamer girl.

bearpi728 · 2020-11-08T18:44:59+00:00

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YoureAThreeLARPing · 2020-11-09T01:07:25+00:00

I’d be on OnlyFans selling my cooch to desperados in India. Making them bankrupt their families for a hint of my bobs and vagene.

Iron-Giant169 · 2020-11-09T03:47:09+00:00

Fuck hot guys while I’m young, then hopefully marry some rich dude and take half his money if he’s ugly. Ya know, the usual.

SkookumTree · 2020-11-09T04:46:23+00:00

A huge bitch. I'd be an abrasive, caring queer bitch that liked working out.

Expensive-Guitar3609 · 2020-11-09T01:21:51+00:00

Probably much the same as I am now. A philosophy nerd with an interest in physical fitness, videogames, metal and punk rock.

Sid_Insidious · 2020-11-09T02:09:24+00:00

I don't know? What's my SMV?

And I am naturally skin and bones and a B cup or am I born destined to be the size of a small car and live my life from one diet to the next?

And will I be feminine or some short purple-haired butch-face man hater named Zoe?

It really depends, because like men, not all women are created equal.

cloudydays84 · 2020-11-08T18:47:27+00:00

I'd probably be more or less the same as I am now but a woman.

2020-11-09T02:25:11+00:00

i would be a pretty princess that giggles into their closed fists. I'd also be trad and have friends..

psypD · 2020-11-09T02:44:36+00:00

A morbidly obese , diabetic and alcoholic one.

Doctor99268 · 2020-11-09T03:39:44+00:00

A stay at home with a husband that has a high libido, no kids. Infinite sex, and a place to live and eat without working and some luxuries. Win win.

PurplePlatypusBear20 · 2020-11-09T14:22:18+00:00

So ya'll are saying that you want ugly rich guys to spoil you?

bearpi728 · 2020-11-08T18:37:13+00:00

If I was a woman I would find pre-dental23 and then give him the best fuck of his life

HUSLIME · 2020-11-08T21:33:50+00:00

Its hard to say. I would have female instincts and societal/social expectations which would probably prevent me from doing things I'm thinking I would do or want to be.

LegitSprouds · 2020-11-10T06:12:05+00:00

Exactly the same way i am now. Solitary and within my own head 24/7 with 0 fucks given and no romantic interest.

HOLYREGIME · 2020-11-08T18:44:30+00:00

A high quality slut with an only fans playing life on easy mode.

Feet pics $20.

Haywood_Jablomie42 · 2020-11-08T22:06:55+00:00

I'd be the same. Lots of hobbies, a huge nerd, work out frequently, etc. The only difference would be I wouldn't ever have to worry about bills, I'd get easy promotions, and I'd have unlimited sex partners on demand.

monopoly_life · 2020-11-08T19:38:17+00:00

the top sugar baby of the century.

Notsonewguy7 · 2020-11-08T21:18:31+00:00

The female equivalent of me.

dondon98 · 2020-11-08T21:37:05+00:00

Hmmm the kind of woman I'd want to be? Probably an art hoe or a literati type creative with an onlyfans. Considering I'm damn near that already just a less successful version because I am an below average looking man LMFAO.

Not sure if the attention would end up turning me off towards all of that though, its nice being able to ignore unwanted attention as a man.

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2020-11-09T00:10:40+00:00

I honestly wouldn't want to.

Pontifex_Lucious-II · 2020-11-09T00:31:21+00:00

Hoe.

100% hoe. And would monetize my looks in whatever way possible

TheBookOfSeil · 2020-11-09T00:51:46+00:00

I’d want to be like one of the women from that Futurama episode with the giant Amazonians that wanted Snu Snu.

WilliamWyattD · 2020-11-09T05:20:41+00:00

An impossible question to really answer since it would depend on whether I kept my personality.

But if it is just a wide-open wish, then I suppose we can assume that we'd have the personality to match the job.

I'd want to be a smart and attractive woman married to a successful and attractive man. I'd like to have a lot of kids and my husband the resources to support them. I'd grow into a matriarch of a large clan. As much as I respect religion, God doesn't exist. So we'd have to be a family with fairly traditional values without the support of religion--a tough ask, but possible.

I'd probably want to have had a college education, and perhaps a Masters pursued later in life after the children had grown. I'm not sure I'd ever have worked a job, except maybe for a bit after college. Most jobs suck, and those that don't tend to be all encompassing passions that get in the way of family. I'd choose family.

Still, I'd be able to find various ways to engage and reward my intellect. And more and more of them as I aged and the children grew old enough. Perhaps I'd be an author or writer later in life. Perhaps even a politician on my own. Women can't have everything at the same time, but they can have a bit of everything over a lifetime, especially with money. Money makes everything easier.

Scripting-is-a-crime · 2020-11-09T05:59:39+00:00

I'm gonna be loaded, same thing as now but I feel that it will be easier for me to network through FWBs since guys are hornier.

I'm a bit of a hustler but I wouldn't do onlyfans, too much negative attention- will block of some career paths but I'd definetly sugar. Find some well connected man, screw him and meeting up with some influential people seems like an easier route than how I connect now.

Basically me now but with ass and tiddies. Ass, tiddies, ass-ass-tiddies.

Swoonikit · 2020-11-09T07:47:04+00:00

I have gender dysphoria. So I have a fairly good idea... Not much different. But biologically I'd obviously exhibit gendered behavior, like more empathy and emotions, less stoicism, etc. Probably really motherly but nerdy. I guess having the insight that I have as a man I would probably be way more sympathetic to men's plight. Because being an average male is pretty fucking terrible the more I read and experience the more that impression is reinforced. I often wonder if I was born male with this understanding I would try to spread more positivity in the "manosphere" and among ostracized males. That sounds cliché and retarded but whatever

throw-away-1709 · 2020-11-09T13:44:46+00:00

I'd go for a gender conversion OP.

NotGoingoutofMW · 2020-11-09T14:07:28+00:00

I would be a fitness influencer as side job/hobby. If it's getting big enough to make a living of that i would do that. Bikini Class bodybuilding would also align with that. Wouldn't also harm my career in Human resources since that field is biased against guys like nothing else.

Impressive-Spot-1191 · 2020-11-09T14:08:58+00:00

all the women in my family are stacy-lite but my family's fairly conservative so i think id probably just chill and study and settle down and only ride the CC a little bit

nah who am i kidding cc til i slam into that fuckin wall

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md8716 · 2020-11-09T15:56:21+00:00

I would probably be more attractive as a girl than I am as a guy. I would probably be a lot more graceful, and probably would have went more boho in my personality development, than grounded and realistic.

I'd also probably be a SAHM gymrat part time yoga instructor mommy blogger in Atlanta with 3+ kids, married to a black professional dude in Atlanta, Houston, or Nashville.

343_peaches_and_tea · 2020-11-10T12:42:10+00:00

I mean, I'd probably want to be the same person but a woman?

Obviously society treats you differently so I'd have to get used to that. I'm bisex now, my wife is bisex also. I'd want to still be married to her.

Prior to her I would probably have had a similar relationship history. Mostly LTR with a few online flings. One ONS that really wasn't enjoyable to help me realize I hate ONSs :P. I think I would have liked to have had more FWB relationships in the past but that's more a personal regret issue for being in a LTR when I was younger for too long.

Obviously having a child would be different. We'd perhaps have to carry one each? I think it would be a good life experience to be pregnant once.

I would probably wear dresses more often. Dresses are pretty awesome and it's a shame they're not as socially accepted for men to wear them.

It'd be terrible having a period every month. I think that's the biggest thing I don't envy. Also having to be the one expected to be on birth control.

On sexual harassment + sexual assault. I dunno. I've been sexually assaulted before anyways,not sure if it changes much =/

(on AF/BB. Fuck that. If the choice is between guys who are great in bed but lack empathy or a dead bedroom with a regular guy, I'd pick neither.

Luckily the world isn't actually made of 'alphas' and 'betas' and there are smart, self assured folks who aren't just out to get a quick lay. I'd much rather date those people)

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Oh final note. In terms of dating strategy. I'd probably be more assertive that most women and approach men. Yes it won't work for a good proportion of the population, but the ones who I'd find attractive and would be receptive to being approached are high value IMO. The kind of cuties that hang around in r/RoleReversal

abaxeron · 2020-11-10T20:09:14+00:00

Since "female me" would be fundamentally another person, I'm not in the position to decide this for her.

Copperstoner · 2020-11-11T08:41:44+00:00

Basically with the same character as now, with that I’m able to go places and I’m independent.

And with dating also the same as now: Dating and fucking: the best I can get and want. But more towards what red pillers would call AF, the rest would be just for fun and nothing else.

Mr_Cleen · 2020-11-14T20:17:02+00:00

E-girl. Hell, if people would pay me to see my hairy ass I’d start an onlyfans rn🤷🏻‍♂️

bearpi728 · 2020-11-08T19:12:38+00:00

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lycheenme · 2020-11-08T19:43:42+00:00

if i'm passionate about something then i'd follow my dreams and pursue a career in it but i'd try to be a good wife and mother regardless, i'd also look after my health (good diet, good sleep, working out multiple times per week, meditating daily etc)

geometersbane · 2020-11-08T18:42:44+00:00

I'll take any version of a woman not bound by the shackles of the FSM.

YouSaidChicken · 2020-11-08T19:30:37+00:00

I don’t know, spending so much time being adored and worshipped for merely existing, would “kind” matter?

passepar2t · 2020-11-08T20:50:42+00:00

I don't want to be a woman because I don't have gender dysphoria.

acron5n5 · 2020-11-08T19:15:52+00:00

Rich model, actress or pop diva.

Barely-moral · 2020-11-08T21:17:14+00:00

I would dedicate all the time and effort usually dedicated to career or a job into becoming a better and more attractive partner. I would use any option available to me to put myself in the kind of enviroment in which I am more likely to meet the kind of man I want.

Then I would vet like my life depends on it because my life actually depends on it.

Then I will bet on being a SAHM because that is exactly the life I want and if I was a woman that path would be viable for me.

Most women don't care about being good partners, at least not as much as they care about their jobs/careers and the time they spend on them is the proof.

A woman that actually dedicates her time and efforts into being a good partner would be so far above her competition that she might as well not have any.

About the risk of the man leaving me. I did enough to reduce said risk at that point. Is not hard to find a man that is willing to support the right woman nor it is hard to find a man that recognizes and values a unique chance in life when they see it.

JohnDoe9564 · 2020-11-08T21:26:41+00:00

Sex worker

801735 · 2020-11-09T00:37:52+00:00

I don't know what kind of woman I'd want to be, but I know the moment I realized I was a woman, I'd likely play with my boobs and finger myself for a while then spend the rest of the day trying to learn to drive.

welcometothejl · 2020-11-08T18:52:43+00:00

I'd be one of those chicks who sells their dirty underwear to strangers in order to pay for college. I'd graduate with no debt so once I got a job I would instantly be building equity, half of which I would invest, and he other half would go towards bills and savings.

bearpi728 · 2020-11-08T19:02:23+00:00

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Aaod · 2020-11-08T21:16:00+00:00

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John_Oakman · 2020-11-08T18:48:11+00:00

Assuming that I literally have meta knowledge of sorts*, then being a cam whore in all likelihood until my looks fade, then seek out a man who sees marriage as a sort of duty to be done with no expectation of fun.

*because otherwise I'll probably end up being a emotional wreck and shut-in and see myself as 'ruined forever' after the first relationship didn't pan out, or never pursuing a relationship of any kind to begin with because the virgin purity mentality of social pressure would keep my sense of self worth hostage.

bearpi728 · 2020-11-08T22:05:27+00:00

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Workaholiconew · 2020-11-10T00:01:34+00:00

I would use my family good genes and my natural determination to get my dreams, since I was a child, a farm in the middle of nowhere in a economically stable country.

I would probably just find husband in the countryside of New Zealand, Denmark or Canada with a big farm and live with him a peaceful and quiet life by the age 25.

After that, I have no idea what I would do, as I would have finished all my dreams (as a male) without the decades of hardwork it would have taken me. I would be safe, sound and perfect.

Maybe I would write a book or some shit... but it would be too easy to publish or get it out...

fuck... I don't know what I would do. My life would be so easy if I put any effort in it... I now understand why women usually don't put effort into anything. What is the point of life if everything you can imagine gets to you in the minimal of efforts or are almost impossible? fuck.

YoureAThreeLARPing · 2020-11-09T01:22:17+00:00

I’d take advantage of affirmative action to get a degree in a highly competitive field, graduate and then never pursue a career in the field, thereby robbing a more qualified man of his rightful place in a job that could support his family.

In other words, I’d just be a normal female grad.

BROWN-TOILET-PAPER · 2020-11-09T14:46:01+00:00

If I was hot, I'd post myself on the internet in various ways and make a living being hot. I don't want to think what I'd do if I wasn't hot. What do not hot chicks do? Gossip? Eat? idk

*Downvoting is against the rules, and definitely not hot chick energy

Title	Men if you were women, what kind of women do you want to be?
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