Men : "wat do u bring to the table" Also, men :

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2020-12-29T09:28:55+00:00

He also needs burping after every meal, frequent diaper checks, tummy-time on his playmat and a story at bedtime. Please apply - his mom needs a break.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2020-12-29T13:17:45+00:00

Short men prefer short women. So if he says he's looking for a woman 5'5" or shorter, that means he's 5'6" and really insecure about it.

Source: short woman who gets hit on by every short man + every average sized man with a short-inferiority complex.

Splatzy19 · 2020-12-29T11:12:04+00:00

I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.

PhoenixRisingAsap · 2020-12-29T09:16:51+00:00

Pretty sure some woman will swipe right on this dude wanting to change him.

sleepykittn · 2020-12-29T09:05:24+00:00

"Im a king" "Applicants"

Hes a narcissist🤡..

QQueenie · 2020-12-29T14:38:39+00:00

This dude is also posting in some other sub complaining that he never gets any tinder matches and women have it soooo easy on dating apps.

janetheautomaton · 2020-12-29T09:30:22+00:00

It's like negging downloaded Tinder.

I would never say a woman was asking for it, but if you swipe right on this guy you are certainly leaving a door open.

wishnebulaex · 2020-12-29T09:10:29+00:00

"I'm a king"... From shitty land, where you buy your own drink. He expects to be treated like a king while treats the date as a peasant.

You know I stumbled upon a sub from my country and latin america in general, now kiddos/young men believe that women are gold diggers and they should be treated as the red pill says.

Thank God I'm not a teenager anymore.

k_sugarplum · 2020-12-29T12:07:06+00:00

Midget, broke, narcissist. And yet feels entitled to hold auditions?! 🤣

Edit: punctuation

lluviaazul · 2020-12-29T14:44:15+00:00

What kind of women would want any this...? Like serious. Is this for real

2020-12-29T14:56:04+00:00

"Women have so many options in online dating"

allitime · 2020-12-29T15:14:01+00:00

"Roy > Jim" I'm cackling

Pornruinedsociety · 2020-12-29T09:26:42+00:00

I want to apply! I really hope I get picked! Pick me...chose me.. love me!

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2020-12-29T11:44:06+00:00

This is so delusional I almost suspect that it's fake lol.

boiledgatorade_ · 2020-12-29T15:30:41+00:00

Roy > Jim really tells us all we need to know!

Shefthegooddog · 2020-12-29T15:32:14+00:00

This must be satire?

Lunarfalcon025 · 2020-12-29T16:52:06+00:00

Thank God I’m 5’7 lmao

SpringJonesOcean · 2020-12-29T15:49:36+00:00

Is this satire????

BlackWidow960 · 2020-12-29T16:41:07+00:00

I think or well actually I know I threw up a little reading about this “king” 🤮

Champagne_bitch · 2020-12-29T12:58:58+00:00

Where should I sign up to meet this king? 😍😍

Champagne_bitch · 2020-12-29T13:14:55+00:00

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Gambit12345 · 2020-12-29T15:20:22+00:00

I’d love to see a satire FDS version of this😆

fireforestfairy · 2020-12-29T16:30:55+00:00

At least he's honest about wanting his SO to be free housekeepers. So many LVM lie about this intention and pretend to be HVM.

ShoshannaDreyfus · 2020-12-29T14:32:28+00:00

Man their obsession with being below 5'5 is fucking WEIRD. I get it's because they're probably short but I'm 5'5 and no one would ever call me tall. That is the average height in my country

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2020-12-29T11:22:04+00:00

I hope this is satire

nonchalance77 · 2020-12-29T17:59:06+00:00

I hope he gets zero

Equal-Ear2312 · 2020-12-29T18:29:43+00:00

They stole our question. We should always ask men what they bring to the table. If they can't get over this question then the convo ends there.

Waste-Win · 2020-12-29T21:19:27+00:00

Ok, why on earth would ANY woman in this world (in her rigth mind) would like to be his bangmaid?? talk about the audacy, the poor loser hasn't realise yet that is not that he brings nothing to the table the issue is that having him in your life is a burden.

commiefairy · 2020-12-30T01:41:51+00:00

you can't trust someone who prefers Roy over Jim

dingledangleboys · 2020-12-29T18:42:19+00:00

🤢🤮

emtoots · 2020-12-29T18:45:04+00:00

APPLICANTS!! 🤮🤮🤮

climbergal928 · 2020-12-30T00:16:31+00:00

I think he seeks a prostitute

petitpoupee · 2020-12-29T18:39:58+00:00

Someone who already prefers Roy over Jim should get blocked and reported

Half_Halt · 2020-12-30T02:23:26+00:00

But, but! I love dudes with tattoo sleeves wearing old tank tops! Stop kink-shaming me!

leadmemories · 2020-12-30T03:09:43+00:00

available for booty calls 24/7 lmfao

whenthingsconsidered · 2020-12-30T05:40:31+00:00

I am confused. I am genuinely curious what men like him expect to gain from this kind of profile. Even the record-breaking pathetic queen of pickmeishtown would not swipe right. Is it the two seconds of "haha I am a KING because I write that on my OLD profile, and women will drool over me for my delusion" that may help him mend his infirmed ego?

esthermaniii · 2020-12-30T07:52:27+00:00

This is hands down the worst tinder bio I’ve ever read

janeaustenfan99 · 2020-12-30T08:03:42+00:00

And this is another example of why women can’t be too available smh

autumnxo92 · 2020-12-29T19:10:50+00:00

Does this approach actually work for any man who isn't a Brad Pitt-circa-1998 lookalike?

Title	Men : "wat do u bring to the table" Also, men :
Author	Champagne_bitch
Upvotes	400
Comments	83
Date	December 29, 2020 8:56 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kmas2i/men_wat_do_u_bring_to_the_table_also_men/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/men-wat-do-u-bring-to-the-table-also-men.748581 https://theredarchive.com/post/748581

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