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sassylittlespoon · 2020-08-25T18:44:04+00:00

It’s sad when 4chan gets it right 😬

myousername · 2020-08-25T18:04:15+00:00

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WildTenderness · 2020-08-25T18:29:51+00:00

I agree with the post, but the comments - y’all shower twice a day? Am I just gross for once a day?

Edit: FYI I’m a woman lol. Didn’t even think about how this would sound like a man writing this (whoops). I was just curious if in general most people showered twice a day (like if women usually showered twice a day so they expected men to as well?)

BaffledBazaar · 2020-08-25T19:29:18+00:00

And wear sunscreen.

button-up · 2020-08-25T18:41:45+00:00

It’s not the Jews... 😂😂😂 edit: I’m so glad no one around me has ever blamed anything on the Jews. I cannot imagine, I hope this is a joke. 😐😶

pickmieshaexorcist · 2020-08-25T20:23:42+00:00

How is this such a hard concept?? They’d never go for some greasy-haired woman with stinky breath/pits/groin and stained clothing, no matter how beautiful the soul was.

WildTenderness · 2020-08-25T19:20:17+00:00

They shouldn't complain anyways because this is literally the bare minimum. There is so much more nuance to a relationship. If the only things they bring to the table is basic hygiene, they need a reality check.

Half_Halt · 2020-08-25T22:07:15+00:00

There was a thread recently on a dating sub where the guy stated he had underwear & socks that were 10+yo. He didn't see a need to replace them because they were in "good shape". And a bunch of other men jumped in to agree. Idgaf. There's no way Hanes boxers older than my preteen are going to be in "great shape". Replace your damn clothes.

SayNad · 2020-08-26T04:40:04+00:00

shower once a day

If you live in a tropical countries (like Southeast Asia and I guess Hawaii) - the minimum is twice a day, non-negotiable. We are very particular about this thing, because you are bound to sweat all day and if you don't shower twice, you hella stink. I've lost count how many times I get headache from smelling non-showering body odor in public (and I am sorry, mostly from foreigners visiting for a short time). Just please shower twice, the shower is nice, it is hot and the water is cool, we will love you.

outside-perception · 2020-08-25T18:43:30+00:00

Lmao and everyone who's like "nah b it's just you" is a cryptojew to them

manisfestationqueen · 2020-08-26T00:04:01+00:00

My boss told me I'm getting white hairs, I told him at least I have hair... He's balding of course 😘

honeybeeroll · 2020-08-25T23:44:44+00:00

Never fails to amaze me the sheer # of stories on relationship subs about unhygienic men.

I only saw this once IRL, a long time ago I had a friend who was seeing this guy, we went to his dorm, and it stank like BO. I think like 4 guys lived there, except it was winter break, so no one else was there. Meaning it smelled worse probably when they were all there. Thankfully she dropped him from her life not long after that.

Otherwise worst I've run into guys who are okay with clutter, but not dirty. And this was never anyone I dated. And their personal hygenie is fine! Did this just become a thing starting w/ millennial and late gen X men, where taking care of your body is "gay"?? My dad is a grouchy old boomer but hes out here with his 6 bucks a bottle lavender scented Cremo shave cream lol.

starsheepie · 2020-08-26T07:28:04+00:00

I've actually spoken to quite a few of my female friends & we've established that we literally taught many of our ex BFs how to do these things. They didn't know how often to brush their teeth, do laundry, when to replace clothes, how to use deodorant, etc. It's ridiculous how little men seem to know about hygiene. IDK if it's the failure of their parents or what.

Aurore11 · 2020-08-25T23:31:39+00:00

And to all this I'd add: if you don't even approach women.

I know men have to deal with the possibility of rejection and it probably doesn't feel good, but it just is what it is. Women are less likely to make the first move so if you want something to happen with a girl you like, you better be the one to approach her first. If it doesn't work - sorry, it sucked, move on.

Even women don't have the luxury to be completely passive, stay at home and act antisocial, yet have men approach them - so neither do you.

Pasdepromesses · 2020-08-25T19:38:19+00:00

Men have literally no excuse.

I was in the hospital after a neurosurgery and couldn’t move for 48 hours. My mom did my mascara (yes, I can be a bit extra sometimes).

cheezburgerali · 2020-08-26T03:41:11+00:00

God, this is so true. How is it that I’m shallow or a bitch or a “girl like that” for liking men who dress well and are tall but men feel completely entitled to whatever their petty little “type” is (which, most of the time, is completely influenced by whatever dumb-ass video game or song or movie made them believe the thoughts in their heads are original) no matter what they look like, smell like, act like...and then act like victims of our “cruelty”. Clean up bro. Have some pride. We’re not evil your dick just smells.

ProfessionalExpert7 · 2020-08-26T07:43:30+00:00

This.

Eva4ever28 · 2020-08-26T00:49:32+00:00

I’m so sick of men complaining they don’t get women on OLD. Fucking try.

bbtexy · 2020-08-25T18:46:37+00:00

Yes!! Extremes are so easy, though. Metrosexuals are super annoying, too!😂🥴

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Author	donut_eater
Upvotes	1096
Comments	77
Date	August 25, 2020 5:56 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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