Another man (aggressively) shocked that asking for an open relationship leads to his wife getting great sex.

upgrading2Queen · 2020-07-23T20:01:56+00:00

Wow, he really said “Sometimes I feel I could just punch my wife in the face”. Guess seeing another man give your wife something (an orgasm) you obviously couldn’t that mad. He should divorce her because she deserves way better than him.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-07-23T20:14:12+00:00

I am SHOCKED that this what happens when he gets what he thinks he wanted. $20 bucks says he purposefully chose a not-great looking dude thinking that his wife either wouldn’t enjoy it or wouldn’t go through with it and he’d still get to fuck the wife and live out his every porn-addicted fantasy. I hope it reminded her that she could do better and she leaves him and finds someone who doesn’t want to step out on the marriage.

Pasdepromesses · 2020-07-23T20:21:42+00:00

[deleted]

seraphinelysion · 2020-07-23T20:36:00+00:00

Imagine your ego being so fragile that you want to punch your wife for enjoying something you pressured her into doing

pickmieshaexorcist · 2020-07-23T20:17:33+00:00

I’m actually afraid for the wife. This guy is a hypocritical psycho who wants to hurt her.

minniepar · 2020-07-23T21:04:26+00:00

he chose an ugly ish dude on purpose 100%

‘shocked and dismayed’ that this man was better/larger? he wanted his wife to hate every minute of it...

minty-coral · 2020-07-23T21:59:35+00:00

I read one post on a subreddit from a man who had convinced his wife to start swinging. They “swung” with other couples for a few years, both getting laid equally, before he began to view his wife “differently” for having slept with other man (despite him sleeping with just as many other women.) he was open with his wife and they closed the relationship immediately. Even so, he couldn’t view his wife “the same” and not only wanted a divorce but was seeking advice on how to transfer assets, money, etc so that he would have a leg up in the divorce (which he was going to surprise his wife with!) 🤮😑

redbirdflies · 2020-07-23T20:48:48+00:00

This sounds like it was written by a porn sick scrote with a hot wife fetish. Total troll.

Men asking for advice don’t go into explicit details like this without an agenda.

Wkndwhorechata · 2020-07-23T22:56:25+00:00

DEAR HUSBAND, please consider how she must feel! How can she ever look at you the same way as well? SHE GOT DICKED DOWN REAL GOOD by a stranger. 😈

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-07-24T03:20:33+00:00

So he purposefully chose an old fat ugly balding man for his wife. Then got screwed by fate. Now he wants to punch her. We all know this average couple had a hot women and this old fatty. Guess he never considered why a fit attractive woman would be with a fat old balding dude 👌👏😂

TheOGJammies · 2020-07-23T20:40:18+00:00

Lmaooooo every time

2020-07-23T20:37:54+00:00

what a fuckin loser

2020-07-23T21:14:23+00:00

Do stupid things, win stupid prizes

crazykitten27 · 2020-07-24T01:14:01+00:00

Let's be honest the real victim here is the other man's wife! You know she left that experience unsatisfied!

Pasdepromesses · 2020-07-23T20:44:34+00:00

I read the response of Prudence and I loved it!

Verysoftbun · 2020-07-23T22:50:41+00:00

This just says he was hoping the experience would be bad for her, and thus humiliating that she went along with it. He needs to divorce. Christ.

HELP_MANBABIESGOTME · 2020-07-23T22:09:22+00:00

The hilarious thing is a lot of actual swinger couples (where neither is coerced, and have a happy marriage but enjoy swinging) are Gods at sex. This fat balding man probably knows how to please a woman 100x better than this scrote. Regardless of dick size. I bet it had little to do with that, big dicks dont magically give orgasms.

The other man's wife probably left miffed and unsatisfied.

This entire scenario is probably fanfiction but still. Too funny

Summerisle7 · 2020-07-23T21:41:57+00:00

This is probably fake but still made me laugh so hard

sisterofnarcissus · 2020-07-23T21:29:02+00:00

Probably the dude just knew what to do with a woman in bed! Big penis is just not enough.

_Atalanta_ · 2020-07-23T20:49:47+00:00

Hahahaa FOOLS!!

PanItWitMe · 2020-07-23T23:08:17+00:00

I laughed out loud at this guy.

Hipster-Aurora · 2020-07-23T23:17:32+00:00

this cannot be real

Oooof.

malibooyeah · 2020-07-24T00:58:34+00:00

What a stupid stupid man.

PomegranatePrincess8 · 2020-07-24T02:42:19+00:00

What a fucking looser.

TERFSareawesome · 2020-07-24T07:44:35+00:00

Love to see men just casually discussing punching a woman in the face, which could probably cause her death in most cases, given the difference in physical strength between men and women.

Wow. The misogyny and hatred of women JUMPED OUT

m00nflam3 · 2020-07-24T07:31:39+00:00

Lol don't play in the sandbox with your friends if you're gonna be a spoil sport

PsychologicalBeat2 · 2020-07-24T14:45:17+00:00

here, you dropped your CLOWN SHOES

ChristianGirl93 · 2020-07-24T16:19:26+00:00

Hol-hol hold up! Did he actually want her to NOT enjoy it? The actual F*ck? Not even close to I took my bf to a spa day and he didn’t enjoy it but took him to play video games with a friend and he enjoyed it so I want to break up- men would go livid for that story but this just gets overlooked? Nah, sis

milkduds41 · 2020-07-24T08:06:07+00:00

Fragile masculinity

kgerlean · 2020-07-24T15:19:10+00:00

This was a letter written into Slate.com’s Dear Prudence a few years ago and Emily Yoffe lit into him with her witty reply. I’ve read it multiple times because it brings me joy. Ya love to see it. Here is the response from 2011:

“Dear Outgunned, Next time you consider swinging, choose your new partners more carefully. You’re looking for an advertisement that says something like, “She’s svelte, stacked, and sexy. He’s fat, bald, hung like a gnat, and suffering from erectile dysfunction.” How sweet for your wife, whom you coerced into this, that the male member of your “ordinary couple” ended up being an oversized piston. Perhaps you watched her having the best sex of her life while neglecting your own duties. Possibly your wife was putting on something of a show just to yank your chain. Now you want to divorce her, after first giving her a sucker punch. If you feel you’re actually a danger to your wife, you need to tell her and move out for her safety. You sound like quite a prize, and since you’ve obviously been behaving abominably since your encounter, I hope your wife has already tied up the services of the best divorce lawyer in town. However, if both of you want to salvage your marriage, you need the help of a mental health professional. You’ve fallen into an obsessive spiral that’s destroying you. You need medication, or meditation, or some intervention to get your thoughts back on track. Whether or not your wife is willing to rebuild your marriage, you owe her an apology. Tell her that you made a dreadful mistake and you hate that you pressured her to have sex with another man. Then take a look at Aesop’s fable about the tortoise and the eagle, which is a nice summary of the consequences of getting what you wished for.”

ChocoBananza · 2020-07-24T16:06:44+00:00

I love love LOVE these stories 🥰. Hope she dumps him first!

Title	Another man (aggressively) shocked that asking for an open relationship leads to his wife getting great sex.
Author	Neorago
Upvotes	394
Comments	62
Date	July 23, 2020 7:56 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hwmtby/another_man_aggressively_shocked_that_asking_for/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/another-man-aggressively-shocked-that-asking-for.717628 https://theredarchive.com/post/717628

Comments