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[–]plutunicFDS Disciple267 points268 points269 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
-- Jeff: an emotionally stunted, porn addicted, failure of a man
[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie68 points69 points70 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh, is that his self-description on tinder, you found? XD
[–]plutunicFDS Disciple25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
might as well be 😅
[–]JesusisKingisLordFDS STRATEGY COACH2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMBO 🔥
[–]Ms_TillyRuthless Strategist117 points118 points119 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Look, Drusilla. I don't have time for all this pointless chit chat. I'm on here to get off, and I'm in a hurry, so are you in or what?
The audacity and depravity never fails to shock me, although by now it shouldn't.
[–]jellyteasFDS Newbie190 points191 points192 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
This conversation gave me whiplash. Is this common place? Shoutout to all you ladies trying online dating.
[–]even_thrillerFDS Apprentice58 points59 points60 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep. Lots of LVM bullshit to weed through on any dating app. Its exhausting.
[–][deleted] 25 points26 points27 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes once a man asked me if he could tie me up for 3-4 hours, out of nowhere. When I declined he said "but please? you'll be inside the whole time?"
[–]ny-ladyFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Its why I only made it about three weeks. I found its an energy suck cause it was just a bunch of crap.
[–]phantom_0007FDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What does whiplash mean exactly?
[–]SigourneyReaverFDS Newbie24 points25 points26 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Whiplash is an injury to your neck from the inertia caused by a swift and violent change in direction.
[–]phantom_0007FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh Thanks
[–][deleted] 160 points161 points162 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Dear Jeff,
Yes, it is really weird.
You being "kinda horny" is nobody's responsibility but your own - turn that shit DOWN.
Your ability to communicate needs work.
Sincerely,
Humanity
[–]detectivejuiceeFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Is using imagination too hard for men nowadays?
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yes, their brains have melted from watching porn.
[–][deleted] 193 points194 points195 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
Blocked of course, reported, embarrassed across reddit non redacted
[–]freerollerskatesFDS Newbie112 points113 points114 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If he's sending that to someone that he's never put any effort into developing any form of trust with, then he has no expectation of privacy, so bollocks to him frankly.
[–]jetpatchAt-Risk Pick Me Youth60 points61 points62 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He says he doesn't want to beat around the bush but then ... he does.
That phrase in a new red flag. Freudian phrasing.
[–]SarcasmSlideFDS Disciple50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
In the old days these guys had to make an effort to expose themselves to strangers: put on a raincoat, go outside, get on the subway or lurk around on the street...hell. A man could spend all night waiting around in the shadows for the perfect victim to wander by. It must have been so frustrating, waiting for hours, desperately wanting to whip your dick out and aggressively jerk off in front of an unwilling participant. A guy would be lucky to get off once, maybe twice on a good night, before he had to make a run for it to avoid getting arrested.
Millennials are so fucking lazy.
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
As a millennial, you’re so fucking right...I see men my age (26) who show up to work 2 hours late, wearing basketball shorts and backwards caps, and fall asleep in meetings. Yet I can’t get my voice heard in a meeting when I bring real ideas to the table. The bar is on the ground.
[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
They should be fired and then give me a job, I need one. You can bet your ass I show up on time. With pastries.
[–]CSardothien_1FDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
One of them was let go last week. So I got a raise and promoted to his position. 💁🏼♀️ now I want pastries...
[–]raddy-set-goFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
When being like a dirty old man from half a century ago is a step up.......... 😬
[–]delicateearthbabeFDS Newbie43 points44 points45 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It's not really weird or anything"
Yes it is.
[–]throwaway23004345FDS Newbie106 points107 points108 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Even tho it’s gross, atleast he gave a heads up. This one guy sent me a dick pic on snap and wanted me to send a video back of me touching myself 🤢🤢. Oh and never speak to a man past 9, that’s horny hours.
[–]ghygdryhchmmmmjjFDS Newbie56 points57 points58 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao horny hours
[–]byeclownFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol good advice, but the morning is horny hour too. And after they looked at porn. And while they're looking at porn. And when they're thinking about looking at porn. Truly gross 🤢
[–]One-Fifty_150FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So never a good time to speak to men. Gotcha
[–]byeclownFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
XD
[–]EquipoisonousFDS Newbie37 points38 points39 points 6 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Once a guy on OKC wanted to tell me about his hotwifing fetish and then told me I was a bigot when I said I wasn’t interested.
lol!
[–]stevebuscemispenisFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
His...his what?
[–]EquipoisonousFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
It’s like cuckolding. He wants his partners to have sex with with other men and gets off on hearing about it or watching it or something.
[–]stevebuscemispenisFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ugh
[–]coloneldjmustardFDS Newbie30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is there no hope for the future?!?! Sigh
[–]ny-ladyFDS Apprentice31 points32 points33 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I. Just. Cant. Even...
[–]shiwanginaithaniFDS Newbie54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The audacity wow
[–]jellyteasFDS Newbie42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
the cockacity 😔
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice53 points54 points55 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why pay a cam girl if he can find a pick me to do it for free?
Disgusting
[–]throwaway23004345FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ew a guy literally wanted me to do this once too
[–]twoXfeminist8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If this ever happens to any of you ladies, please do not hold back and tell them to stop being such cheap bastards and just pay a cam girl. Then post the reaction because this subreddit needs more LVM cringe material.
[–]psychsenseFDS Apprentice28 points29 points30 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They really don’t even look at us as human beings huh. What a loser.
[–]JOEYMAMI2015FDS Newbie22 points23 points24 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy moly it has gotten worse lol
[–]prettyexcitingnewsFDS Disciple19 points20 points21 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Speechless.
[–][deleted] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]WitchykoFDS Newbie33 points34 points35 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Seeing him with his headphones on ... is he a gamer guy? Would explain a lot.
[–]bitch_not_itFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
especially since also, he's 35!!!
[–]Radtron3000FDS Disciple12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"You exist for me"
[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omfg, insta block!!!
[–][deleted] 23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Someone rescue that poor dog!!!
[–][deleted] 10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
... So he’s admitting he can only get off to porn.
[–]ShieldMaidenLagerthaFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Too cheap to pay a cam girl....
[–]fair_child123FDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I’m still aghast that he doesn’t like music?!?! How do you not like ANY kind of music? He may be a sociopath
[–]raddy-set-goFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I once met a guy who didn’t like music or indeed any form of “culture” at all, literally had only one very specific interest. I remember being taken aback at the time but I’m sure I’ve heard of one or two more people since then who were similar in that they just didn’t like anything, not even actively disliking everything, although that too would be a red flag, just being completely indifferent. I’m not sure if it’s a sign of mental illness though but it is weird enough to give me pause.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I almost unmatched him just for that. Should have!
[–]hydrohydrangeasFDS Newbie6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Daily reminder to stay off the apps.
Oy. Sometimes I miss it, but then I see shit like this.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
What a fucking sad, slimy, loser.
[–]JesusisKingisLordFDS STRATEGY COACH1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ew WTF??!!
[–]jeanneeebeanneeeFDS Apprentice1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"It's not really weird or anything" OH, OKAY
[–]lolumadbr0FDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit wow.
[–]twoXfeminist1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
As a woman who loves rock, ofc I notice your music taste first. To be fair, men like this hardly surprise me anymore. 😂
Not gonna lie, I zoomed in on his little icon photo and laughed a little
[–]Lostmymojo84At-Risk Pick Me Youth1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Sat here open mouthed... bloody hell that takes a shit load of delusion to think it would work.
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[–]bitch_not_itFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
ok i see why your flair is pickmeisha lol
"It's not really weird..." 🤣🤣🤣 I have to disagree, Jeff. :)
[–]naenita_FDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
iT wOuLdNt bE cReEpY iF hE wAs aTtRaCtIvE
I wonder if his advances actually work? Like ever?
[–]bitch_not_itFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
why is he even alive? what a waste of perfectly good oxygen
“Sorry, I only date guys who play polka...
Something about those fast accordion player fingers gives me the chills...”
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