Assault disguised as "mischief" is a slippery slope. You will find yourself fake-laughing because you don't want to be seen as humorless. This "mischievous" man who thinks he can casually assault you will smash wedding cake all over you on the big day, throwing all the effort put into the wedding cake, dress, hair, and makeup down the drain...

Now for the story that prompted this post:

I was walking with a male classmate that I had to work with for a group project. We passed a water fountain and I felt like going to touch the water real quick. I sat on the ledge of the fountain, dipped my hand in then got up saying the water is a bit cold. Dude tells me that he thought about pushing me into the fountain even though I'm carrying a backpack with school supplies, laptop, phone, and airpods. Then he said "I know you wouldn't have killed me. It's been a while since I've done something mischievous."

He saw me as a literal pushover😡 I would love some input from FDSers because clearly I'm doing something wrong if this scrote thought he could assault me without consequences.

Edit: I had to fake-laugh in the moment but inside I was livid. Can't turn my back for one second to admire a water fountain.