From a potential date before we’d even gone out once: Sure you were joking...testing the waters then backtracking, gaslighting and when neither worked hitting me with the oh so classic angry tirade of abuse 👌

Maisiebr · 2020-07-03T14:53:13+00:00

Schrödinger's douchebag: he is either joking or not, depending on the reaction. I hate that choking is so normalized.

elementalvirago · 2020-07-03T15:22:19+00:00

"I wish I was there with you so I could rip your nuts off. Kidding! I would never do it. 😂 WhAt YoU cAn'T tAkE a JoKe??"

applestorm · 2020-07-03T15:44:34+00:00

He's not joking sis. He wants and will choke you if you let him.

Block and delete.

Bovvsette · 2020-07-03T15:29:31+00:00

What kind of lame ”joke” is that? And then men think they're so funny, but their alleged humor is this. Testing if he can cross someone's boundaries. What's the punch line? Explain this ”joke” to me, it's probably hilarious, but I forgot to laugh.

buttofdog · 2020-07-03T16:22:52+00:00

Wtf with men wanting to choke new acquaintances? It's such a red flag indicating a porn-sick male. Gaslighting is disgusting too. You respect yourself and don't agree on such offers - you're the bad one with no sense of HuMoR.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-07-03T16:43:13+00:00

Tale as old as time. Say something inappropriate. Get called out. Claim it was just a joke and then act like the woman is CrAzY for not having a sense of humor.

buttercup_010 · 2020-07-03T15:32:32+00:00

I’m so glad that these losers reveal themseves

burpleseaurchin · 2020-07-03T16:37:50+00:00

Men can manage to joke about terrible things and laugh because all of those terrible things are largely theoretical to them. They've never had to consider that stuff seriously, and then on top of that they're low empathy. In fact, thanks to porn their theoretical view of choking, hitting, and general violence against women is romanticized .

PinkElephant20 · 2020-07-03T15:32:01+00:00

Only if I could choke you back...with a rope..oh..hahha..I am jokkkkking...while you hang from a tree! Ha-ha

alife404 · 2020-07-03T14:53:36+00:00

Ask him to explain the joke! He wouldn't know what to say then lol

Jasmineof-Agrabah · 2020-07-03T15:54:22+00:00

Block, block, block

cremeblushers · 2020-07-03T17:37:15+00:00

I have to say the one good thing about men being blatant crazies and sex addicted misogynists, is that it’s blatant. Seeing their true colors and getting rid of them from the jump is great.

Kristeninmyskin · 2020-07-03T15:47:43+00:00

“I’ve got a joke for you...hey, hold this mirror a second”

FluffandRainclouds · 2020-07-03T17:03:22+00:00

"I don't need to :)"

How magnanimous of him. What a lucky girl. 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

SomethinDifferential · 2020-07-03T16:08:13+00:00

Why’d he keep saying hey?

sterne_arctique · 2020-07-03T16:54:31+00:00

“Classic”, I thought.

Then realizing that this is a classic made me depressed.

yggiwtmiih · 2020-07-03T18:02:26+00:00

Don't tell him what he's doing wrong with this sort of shit, it takes away red flags for the next woman he will inevitably try this on. Block them without a word.

butterflyhatch · 2020-07-03T17:32:20+00:00

Disgusting. Also I really do hate this BDSM choking thing. It is actually strangling. Choking happens internally (i.e. choking on food). Strangling is external - where a men uses BDSM as a guise to put his hands on a woman when all BDSM is legitimate abuse and violence.

I wonder if the term choking is used just because it places distance from the perpetrator and removes responsibility in their head.

Lavender_flow · 2020-07-03T17:18:04+00:00

Pornsick scrote detected

enharmonia · 2020-07-03T17:42:51+00:00

That's not a joke, that's a straight up threat

juliet-elia · 2020-07-03T23:09:30+00:00

Damn bruh you got the whole squad laughing

Trying to be sexy with his sadism shit. Choking isn't normal or healthy in bed, I don't care what bdsm convention people went to.

It annoys me that everyone yells " Why do you care whats going on in my bedroom" Noone gives a single fuck but right now people are actively advocating that shit online and selling necklaces and shirts/sweaters that say "choke me"... Yall that shit isn't normal. And it's starting to get shoved into our faces. Can't stay on tiktok longer than a minute without it coming up smh

rinabean · 2020-07-03T22:29:50+00:00

It's all just jokes and just kinks for the people who aren't actually being choked, isn't it?

Glad he showed you his true colours so early.

turquoise-cinder · 2020-07-03T21:27:05+00:00

I wish I was there to shove a lubed up aluminum baseball bat up your ass

jucamonole · 2020-07-03T23:10:09+00:00

Oh my, if this doesn’t reek of abuser, I do not know what does.

“So I could choke you”? I cannot even...

purasangria · 2020-07-04T03:16:34+00:00

Porn addict... Block, delete.

pigeon-bird · 2020-07-03T17:53:00+00:00

So scary!!!!!

cellard00r18 · 2020-07-03T21:20:01+00:00

Damn he could have at least TRIED to phrase it sexier if he’s gonna go there. Why men gotta go an ruin a conversation with sex🙄

2020-07-03T21:24:06+00:00

"hahaha"

lanaisg0d · 2020-07-03T22:21:42+00:00

Please don’t go out with him

Xylanthius · 2020-07-03T22:38:03+00:00

You got mad because I joke to you. Me Tarzan. Me no learn talk. pp make derp. Me strong. Haha. Me joke. Lol

DudeQueen · 2020-07-04T00:34:53+00:00

Many a truth is said in jest.

Salt_Satisfaction · 2020-07-04T11:55:01+00:00

Ugh 🙄

prettyexcitingnews · 2020-07-04T16:06:39+00:00

Yeah man, that’s clearly a joke. You are a fucking comedian bro. Fuck off.

jackrussellenergy · 2020-07-03T16:28:50+00:00

This guy needs to go back to 1st grade to learn some manners...and grammar

ImPiqued1111111 · 2020-07-04T20:39:00+00:00

He thinks he's so hilarious it warranted four laugh emojis.

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