I hate that this is even on my camera roll.

redbirdflies · 2020-08-16T01:18:32+00:00

Dude looks like he sleeps in a nest and combs his hair with potato chips

upgrading2Queen · 2020-08-16T01:17:51+00:00

I’m scared

randomdazee · 2020-08-16T01:27:20+00:00

He also answered the question “which award should you be nominated for?” With “flirtest person” - yes, spelled like that. 🤮🤮🤮

Cookie_Duchess · 2020-08-16T03:06:27+00:00

One of the many reasons why I abruptly quit OLD was because I kept seeing some variation of this Cousin Itt looking boy popping up and it would literally make me nauseous. I realized nothing is worth the feeling of swiping through 100 nausea inducing scrotes like this one just to find one "Eh maybe if I squint? Well at least he's tall!" in the bunch.

Typo*

TheLegendOfMiu · 2020-08-16T01:17:29+00:00

at times LMAO

WildTenderness · 2020-08-16T01:18:14+00:00

I cackled

How do these people actually exist? 😭

OrchidLion · 2020-08-16T04:35:53+00:00

Looks like he lives in his mom's basement and play dungeons and dragons while eating Cheetos

riseaboveagain · 2020-08-16T05:03:22+00:00

Yikes! Too busy pervin on porn in his parents basement to be bothered to emerge into the sunlight for a shampoo and a hair cut

minty-coral · 2020-08-16T05:53:40+00:00

Why is he so proud. Why is he so confident. I’d love half the confidence of a LVM.

strangerinthealps_ · 2020-08-16T08:34:33+00:00

Any time a guy says “I can be a huge perv” it inevitably translates to “I will make unfunny, immature sexual comments out of context and/or at completely inappropriate times. I call breasts ‘boobies’ and I proudly own several t-shirts with ‘witty’ slogans on them, like ‘Save the Boobies.’ Physically I’m here, but spiritually I’m in the fifth grade.”

Just, nah.

daisy_0720 · 2020-08-16T06:38:17+00:00

Lmao you know this guy would rate himself an 8/10 as well.

He has that dead-eyed look from watching too much porn.

suspended_animation_ · 2020-08-16T05:27:39+00:00

"I can be a huge perv..." SAY NO MORE! 🤢🤮

irmmbrmyaccount · 2020-08-16T03:27:01+00:00

At least he's honest... about the first part.

christmasforoutlaws · 2020-08-16T01:49:06+00:00

This honest to God looks like my ex

hikurangi2019 · 2020-08-16T06:08:59+00:00

Where do y’all find these profiles???? I’ve never seen anything this bad in New Zealand. I’ve only ever seen regular fuck boys and guys with an inflated ego, nothing like this?????? This is unreal 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

Novemberinthechair · 2020-08-16T08:48:39+00:00

No. Just no. A female version of this doesn't even exist.

Orphanedpinkpetals · 2020-08-16T03:51:22+00:00

What right does he have

ModernDayOracle · 2020-08-16T09:14:47+00:00

My kink is you washing your hair, Gimli

Sabina33211 · 2020-08-16T16:37:44+00:00

Sad thing is there is a BUNCH of men like this on dating apps who literally lack self awareness or i dont even know what. Then there is the 40+ years old man lying about their age and trying to date 20-25 yr old women. Oh and the famous cheaters who dont even hide the fact they are married and are looking for something "casual".

Then u try to set your preferences to lesbian and u get a bunch of men trying to convert or catfish you.

And men say the dating game is rigged against them. Lmao because oh no she put only 6"1 tall guys after being messaged by alot of creeps asking for feet pictures or sent dick pics without permission.

Also alot of men will just message Hey or Whats up? But if a woman does it noo u have to entertain me and type something funny and clever!

Tbh alot of men have way too inflated egos. Only thing women want from u is too be kind self aware and not creepy, have basic hygiene and a job.

sadlibrarian · 2020-08-16T11:48:43+00:00

Just threw up in my mouth

glazedhamster · 2020-08-16T13:58:37+00:00

This is OLD? By the pic I would have thought it was the sex offender registry. Yikes.

Salt_Satisfaction · 2020-08-16T15:22:39+00:00

"Sweet and polite... at times"

throw2422 · 2020-08-16T08:55:10+00:00

Disgusting

sorshii · 2020-08-16T11:04:54+00:00

Ew... that's my only comment. Gross

2020-08-16T14:19:15+00:00

Translation: I pretend to be a genuine and caring guy to get in your pants, I have a porn/anime/camgirl addiction and I jerk off to pictures of your friends on Facebook

BlackWidow960 · 2020-08-16T01:33:50+00:00

Bet my paycheck that he also owns a fedora and will list to you all the reasons why he’s a “nice guy”...

Title	I hate that this is even on my camera roll.
Author	randomdazee
Upvotes	221
Comments	46
Date	August 16, 2020 1:02 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iajbpp/i_hate_that_this_is_even_on_my_camera_roll/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/i-hate-that-this-is-even-on-my-camera-roll.68236 https://theredarchive.com/post/68236

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