LOL

Splatzy19 · 2020-12-12T20:57:28+00:00

Idea for not-for-profit: Young men who complain that condoms are 'uncomfortable' watch me get my Implanon replaced.

Maude2010 · 2020-12-12T21:23:35+00:00

Try an endometrial biopsy, you coward.

lucretiamott1 · 2020-12-13T01:11:44+00:00

The dreaded "okay scoot down a little farther, open up your knees" (ugh god no please no)

quarterlyavocado · 2020-12-12T20:46:28+00:00

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sushidecarne · 2020-12-13T03:49:47+00:00

lemme present you the TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUND EXAM

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2020-12-12T21:15:59+00:00

Wait until he gets a prostate exam. His booty hole will be screaming (evil laugh)

favoritesound · 2020-12-13T05:03:07+00:00

Wait til he’s old enough to warrant prostate exams. Just kidding a lot of men are too insecure in their sexually and postpone that for years.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2020-12-13T09:17:48+00:00

... when they call an ambulance if they scrape their knees. Men are on a different level, we gotta admit!

My ex got up and left me after I scratched him after he tried engaging with me in violent/rough sex. I had bruises on my buttocks and thighs and he couldn't understand that I could be "passionate" as well. He continued to blame me but months after tried to get in contact again. Nah.

My friends called it bull the first time. He's a guy who sleeps in swamps and eats bugs for a living (military recon) and he broke up over some scratches? Nah, guy was cheating and he didn't want the other girl to notice. Or was I the other girl? Felt like a clown for a couple of days when I still gave him the benefit of the doubt. What an idiot I was! 🤦🤦🤦

ferociouslycurious · 2020-12-12T23:50:13+00:00

I see your pap smear and raise you a colposcopy.

spoiledsweet · 2020-12-13T04:15:35+00:00

Nasal swabs are weird ngl

viell · 2020-12-12T23:10:30+00:00

In fairness I was also traumatised by the nasal swab, the nurse shoved it in my nose really far with no warning, I started to cry 😅

gugalgirl · 2020-12-13T01:26:29+00:00

As someone who just got an IUD two days ago, I am laughing loudly and extendedly at this.

LateShop · 2020-12-13T17:28:31+00:00

I'll take a daily nasal swab over the menstrual cramps I've had in the past. Hands down.

Pain so bad I couldn't walk. I vomited incessantly till my digestive system was cleared out, and even then I would dry-heave. And pain so bad I started wailing because of it. Also, add a side of hormone-induced IBS cramping.

Men are weak.

lessabe · 2020-12-13T04:53:23+00:00

Try getting a nasal swab during labor 🙃

fairywakes · 2020-12-13T22:37:03+00:00

“Invasive” what a clown! He should really have an NP or an OP swab done!

junjunjenn · 2020-12-13T06:23:32+00:00

Yeah... the COVID brain swabs are way worse than Pap smears.

Title	LOL
Author	iLikeGooodboys
Upvotes	3659
Comments	58
Date	December 12, 2020 8:20 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kbw4qt/lol/
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