Pickme Poodle 🐩🥴 goes on walkies!! 🐶😩💦

gutsandgorey · 2021-05-09T02:09:29+00:00

Yah...going on a walk with your BOYFRIEND sounds lovely. Going on a walk with a stranger that expects to bang you afterward...no thanks.

EclecticBarbarella · 2021-05-09T00:34:45+00:00

I mean I like walking too but it’s not a first date

Zurflu · 2021-05-09T00:59:23+00:00

"A walk is a low effort, often unsafe idea for a first date." = "If you like walking and holding hands with your boyfriend you have low standards"?

What a reach. Sounds like a man tbh.

wonkyeyes8877 · 2021-05-09T02:44:07+00:00

Some dude asking to take you on a walk as a date is NOT the same as going on a walk with your boyfriend. Fucking idiot.

Bbqchilifries · 2021-05-09T03:13:52+00:00

My ex used to take me on rides on his motorcycle. He bought me a really cool pink helmet.. Got me my own scooter when we did that.. Got to tour the city on the regular. I miss that part so much.

He would also save up every year for the county fair. Enough so that I could go on unlimited rides, eat as much garbage as I want and do all the games. Got himself a bunch of Dramamine so he could go on the rides with me. Had extra painkiller on him in case my endometriosis ramped up during.

Walks. Pfft.

creamtart_ · 2021-05-09T01:26:52+00:00

Aww cute! The pick me is trying so hard to get her sweet hit of male approval. I love spotting them in the wild, so fascinating to observe up close!

C’mon lads, don’t leave her hanging! Tell her how she’s “sooooo easy going”! How “low maintenance” she is! How she’s “not like other girls”!

Remind her that she has absolutely zero value to you since she doesn’t see the value in herself, so she’s the easiest target to exploit. Keep her self-esteem nice and low so she’s grateful for any crumb of your attention!

LevellingUpTime · 2021-05-09T03:32:22+00:00

Purposely missing the point completely. I also love walking with my boyfriend, we do it several times a week and we love finding new routes and just being in each other's presence. But if he tried to skip out on our actual date night because we "already went on a walk" I'd be pissed.

A walk is not a date. It's definitely not first date material but it's not even thousandth date material. Anyone who thinks a walk can replace a date is low effort, and probably lazy, unambitious and unmotivated in other aspects of their lives. You can make a walk part of the date, like at the end you can walk along the beach after dinner to keep talking, but it's not THE date. And I'm so tired of scrotes and pickmes trying to normalize it, keep shaming them ladies

spinsterchachkies · 2021-05-09T02:33:46+00:00

She’s talking about walks in a relationship here, not a walk for a first date. Playing dumb

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-05-09T01:20:14+00:00

Did she get the validating chill girl points she was looking for?

cremebruleecakes · 2021-05-09T00:58:35+00:00

They're so deep in denial that they get sooo defensive instead of acknowledging how half-assed they're being treated in the relationship and actually wants better.

Technical_Moth248 · 2021-05-09T01:40:37+00:00

No one ever said you're never allowed to walk/hike with your partner? It's not a first date (tbh I'd never really consider it a date), there's no real effort put in and you really shouldn't be going out in the woods or something with a man you don't know well.

Ngl this kind of reads like a man, but it definitely could be a pickmeisha because they do love to get defensive of their poor treatment 🙄

Protoetype · 2021-05-09T04:32:48+00:00

It's sweet that he likes to simply stroll and hold your hand? He'd be happy on a stroll holding a burrito too, happier probably.

Smart-Platypus6762 · 2021-05-09T04:32:52+00:00

I go on walks with my boyfriend all the time, but we also go on vacation, go to dinner, etc. I wouldn’t go on a walk with a stranger as a first date. She is intentionally missing the point.

lolmemberberries · 2021-05-09T03:21:08+00:00

It's one thing to go on a walk with someone you have an established romantic relationship with, it's an entirely different thing to go on a walk with someone you don't actually know. A walk is not a date.

bpdweep · 2021-05-09T04:41:31+00:00

I always post little bits of advice to my ladies on my private instagram story and my most recent bit was, “And always remember ladies! A walk is not a date. You are not a dog. 😊”

Pasdepromesses · 2021-05-09T00:57:46+00:00

Poor girl. When I see comments like this I’m starting to doubt if the ignorant are truly blessed.

Can you imagine your boyfriend convincing you that holding hands and taking a stroll is an actual activity, not to mention somehow cute?! Girl, holding hands in public is the fucking bare minimum.

Pickmeishas are really confused about what real dates are. Eating fastfood in cars, taking a stroll without an eventful destination, hanging out at someone’s home without a plan. That’s the kind of things that I’d do with my SO on one of the rare days that we’d not have a dinner or a date planned.

sassyheather · 2021-05-09T01:24:18+00:00

I think it’s pretty funny how this pickme chooses to love low effort shit. I choose to love high effort and have a HVM who looks like a model and acts like everything I ever wanted in a man. Yet she could theoretically be whining about how I am an incel. Whereas I don’t care since I’m too busy having sex with orgasms (probably unlike her) and being spoiled by my boyfriend with proper dates.

starpuppery · 2021-05-09T03:36:06+00:00

maybe we'll see her here in future

GodILoveTheEnglish · 2021-05-09T05:00:41+00:00

SCOOBY SNACKS 💀

Charming-Bee-2337 · 2021-05-09T02:26:14+00:00

Ive always said walk dates are fine when your already in an established relationship. But on the first dates when your not official its just low effort and shows hes not invested in you.

Lol no idea why my flair changed, Ive never disagreed with anything on this sub 🤷‍♀️😬

carmen_sandiegos_hat · 2021-05-09T02:36:42+00:00

Walk dates are anxiety-inducing for me. I hate my surroundings changing so much (people moving, bushes making weird noises) especially with a stranger around. I have no comfort. At dinner, nothing really changes and since my focus is on the guy, I am not on edge.

Pickmeisha girl is really setting her life up for disappointment.

FDS-GFY · 2021-05-09T07:44:52+00:00

Dear pick meisha,

Someday you will understand. We will be here.

Til then please take care of you.

Love, FDS

Title	Pickme Poodle 🐩🥴 goes on walkies!! 🐶😩💦
Author	AcadiaLeather5071
Upvotes	173
Comments	45
Date	May 9, 2021 12:28 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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