S/ she requires no conversation🥰 no effort❤️‍🔥I get to game while having a girlfriend who reads instead of having a relationship w her😽

vbych76 · 2022-02-16T02:56:16+00:00

I pissed my pants a little at "she never makes me feel dumb, which was an issue in my previous relationships". 😂 😂 😂

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-02-16T02:43:33+00:00

Ooh this was my marriage. Doing things alone together. At six months in they're still in the honeymoon phase but just wait until something needs doing or planning. I planned basically every trip, move, and the whole damn wedding from my laptop sitting next to him while he gamed. Turns out life is way easier when you just do these things by yourself.

ETA it could be anyone next to him and he'd love them because they leave him alone. It isn't even about what she does for him, it's what she doesn't even ask of him.

Jandi18 · 2022-02-16T02:55:27+00:00

In a few years when they have kids(if want kids), She will join that mom sub( we all know that sub) and talk about how he does nothing but game all day and doesn’t "help" with the baby or domestic chores.

And he will whine about dead bedroom because his partner is too tired from doing all the chores and parenting to perform bedroom duties. He will come back to Reddit and say "my wife doesn’t sleep with me anymore, I’m not happy but there is this hot co worker that really understands me"

We know this book, we’ve read it.

Edit: Thanks for the award! 🥳🥳

FUBARfromLSA · 2022-02-16T02:41:42+00:00

I mean, he’s in love with his projection of her, not of her. He doesn’t even know who she is except looking at the author of her book.

bleda_princezna · 2022-02-16T06:38:55+00:00

I'm a bookworm, this shit wouldn't fly with me. Ex of mine tried to do this to me. I also didn't blow up his phone, I didn't beg him to change, argue or yell.

I just dumped his ass. I don't see the point of having the gf "status" if I'm not treated like a gf. He can do whatever he wants, without me.

naturopathicfantasti · 2022-02-16T03:13:30+00:00

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Jandi18 · 2022-02-16T03:18:23+00:00

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MofoMadame · 2022-02-16T07:21:44+00:00

I tried that.

Bastard couldn't leave me alone to my book, he wanted me to watch him play his game.

Pathetic.

naturopathicfantasti · 2022-02-16T02:37:30+00:00

This is real, not a joke and comments are praising how sweet and amazing this relationship is.

aquietsword · 2022-02-16T05:24:46+00:00

Really hope she figures out what a useless man looks like before she ends up committing to this one.

jenaemare · 2022-02-16T07:37:15+00:00

We sat in silence on the couch enjoying our different hobbies

🤢

This is scrotese for 'I don't care enough about my gf to spend quality time with her in a meaningful way, so I keep her around as decoration because that's how I see women!'

It's things like these that make me so, so glad to be out of the dating scene.

SakuraGirl88 · 2022-02-16T03:04:20+00:00

"How excited she gets when taking her to target or barnes and noble?" Is she 4? She'll think this is cute now. But hopefully she'll come to her senses and realizes that she deserves better than this cheapo loser 😒

Edited for more snark.

CheetahEnergy · 2022-02-16T04:11:08+00:00

Love that he has minimized his girlfriend (a unique, complex human) to being a “bookworm” and telling others to date “other bookworms cause its the best!”, like that is what defines her. It’s actually so insulting to the girlfriend that this is what he thinks of her. Sad

Novemberinthechair · 2022-02-16T12:43:27+00:00

Does anyone else think gamers this devout are unfuckable?

themissdaydreamer · 2022-02-16T10:44:54+00:00

That's the kind of relationship you expect from teenagers who are dating for the first time and are peniless so their idea of "date" is hanging on each other's houses. Seeing people in ther late 20's and early 30's doing this lazy dynamic is awful. Do they even like each other? Part of me wishes this girl found someone better, but they don't really sound that different.

whatsausername1000 · 2022-02-16T14:07:52+00:00

this is a freshman in high school relationship

saint-jezebel · 2022-02-16T13:08:05+00:00

M30. “… she will bring books out her kindle to read when we’re hanging out it my room…”. Nothing too dude here folks. Good night.

xfelugirlx · 2022-02-16T14:44:16+00:00

That is sad girl i don’t know what are you saying. He just love bare minimum and that you are quiet/ shy so you are just avalaible to fuck and shut your mouth when he plays 24/7

2022-02-16T12:26:41+00:00

Fragile Scrote.

Eleonora0 · 2022-02-16T15:54:46+00:00

This is so patronizing wtf

Title	S/ she requires no conversation🥰 no effort❤️‍🔥I get to game while having a girlfriend who reads instead of having a relationship w her😽
Author	naturopathicfantasti
Upvotes	276
Comments	53
Date	February 16, 2022 2:36 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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