Scrote Bingo

lifesok · 2021-06-08T16:23:51+00:00

Who else is playing Black Out? 🙋🏻‍♀️

straightouttashtetl · 2021-06-08T16:25:29+00:00

My girl friends from sixth grade used to say they were "fluent in sarcasm" as a quirk. 😂

barbedwiredaisycrown · 2021-06-08T17:22:10+00:00

DAE here just dump the first time any of these comes up? No blackouts or bingos for me one strike you're out 💅 and my bingo card is the size of a tablecloth.

MorthaP · 2021-06-08T18:08:40+00:00

'you are so EMOTIoNaL I am more RaTioNAL and LogiCAL'

alraqsfidawalqamar · 2021-06-08T18:53:46+00:00

“You’re not like other girls” 🤢🤡💩

MadamLeFay · 2021-06-08T16:32:36+00:00

These cards keep getting bigger and bigger... it's looking like a demented trip through Candy Land now!

GiraffeLibrarian · 2021-06-08T16:29:34+00:00

Black out version? We will all win, within minutes.

MilkMadeMe · 2021-06-08T18:07:59+00:00

Lol porn as the free space! 😝 DUH.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-06-08T17:25:03+00:00

I would love to get drunk with all of you and play this haha 🥂

LordDunderhead · 2021-06-08T16:56:52+00:00

AHAHA excellent use of emojis! Shrimp dick for the "hates condoms" field yesss 🍤🤏

😂😂

curiousandbashful · 2021-06-08T18:36:23+00:00

A sheltered friend wants to know what "pied" means. She grew up in the hella conservative US Midwest 🙄

keepcalmandFREAKOUT · 2021-06-09T00:45:42+00:00

Eats only junk food, doesn't cook. Dislikes vegetables and advanced tastes. No skin care.

NotMyRealName814 · 2021-06-09T01:09:27+00:00

That's great but it's missing a "MeN aRe ViSuAl" square.

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2021-06-08T19:26:43+00:00

I enjoy the emojis

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-06-08T22:36:50+00:00

Scrotes have such particular sexual tastes and overwhelming desires to do it with as many women as possible, while simultaneously lacking the erectile ability and sexual skillset to please even one woman in bed. Ridiculous.

sdb56 · 2021-06-08T17:00:50+00:00

Emojis here a work of art

HotTrouble0 · 2021-06-08T19:46:07+00:00

Absolutely adore it 😂

SpiritualPlan5 · 2021-06-08T19:35:25+00:00

We should add “owes back child support” and maybe even “doesn’t drive”.

Condom-Ad-Don-Draper · 2021-06-08T20:47:11+00:00

Omg I got a bingo!

Far_from_deceived · 2021-06-09T09:43:15+00:00

Thanks a lot for that! You just made me laugh so much. The emojis are amazing too 😂😂😂

The age gap one, with the granpas emojis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

JaneJohns666 · 2021-06-08T21:39:44+00:00

I was talking to a guy today who thinks that it's fine for an adult to live with the parents. He said he could always have sex with a ~~pickme~~ girl at her place or one of his homies. My argument was that an adequate woman with healthy self-esteem won't go for it. He replied, "So, the woman who sees you only as a resource for a child and whose clock is ticking is an adequate girl, and a girl who's happy to bring you over for sex is bad-bad? OK. I gotcha )" He tried to sound sarcastic.

LadyGrimes · 2021-06-09T08:46:20+00:00

Shit, with this you could score a bingo just from looking at some scrote's reddit history LOL

CristilioElectro · 2021-06-08T17:58:24+00:00

Men (read: scrotes) who play video games and watch anime ARE A BIG TURN OFF FOR ME.

andwhenwillitbegin · 2021-06-08T20:45:00+00:00

This is brilliant! Great job. I have already linked it to two friends who I hope will join this subreddit.

Also “passive aggressive when you don’t immediately reply to them”

namasdating · 2021-06-08T22:08:34+00:00

BINGO! LOVE this.

hiphopanonymous98 · 2021-06-09T00:37:55+00:00

Wait... what is PIED?

breadandbunny · 2021-06-09T00:52:23+00:00

Almost all these perfectly describe my ex. So glad to be done with that fuckery.

shockingupdate · 2021-06-09T06:44:28+00:00

got a four-way bingo, hell yeah!

reddishfish13 · 2021-06-08T16:35:34+00:00

The best I can say is that I've never dated someone unemployed. Guess that makes me a 💰⛏️

Western_Percentage81 · 2021-06-08T17:05:18+00:00

What is PIED?

hiphopanonymous98 · 2021-06-09T00:38:00+00:00

Wait... what is PIED?

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-06-09T22:25:28+00:00

Laughing so hard at these emoticons! 🤣

Wiggy_Bop · 2021-06-09T19:42:29+00:00

I’ll admit. I yell. But only if I’m really pushed to the limit with BS.

Clueless-Crab · 2021-06-09T18:08:27+00:00

I personally don’t mind coffee or walk dates occasionally but if it means he’s just that broke 🙅🏼‍♀️

Title	Scrote Bingo
Author	notyourmomsacct
Upvotes	866
Comments	81
Date	June 8, 2021 4:21 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nv7zb4/scrote_bingo/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/scrote-bingo.783831 https://theredarchive.com/post/783831

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