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[–]lifesokFDS Newbie 169 points170 points171 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Who else is playing Black Out? 🙋🏻♀️
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Meeeeee
[–]catlady4uFDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yup, this card is almost full 😂🤡💀
[–]2340000Ruthless Strategist 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got 9 off the board!
[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I got 10. Relieved to see that my experiences have been so universal and I’m not alone.
[–]straightouttashtetlFDS Newbie 114 points115 points116 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
My girl friends from sixth grade used to say they were "fluent in sarcasm" as a quirk. 😂
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 48 points49 points50 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Past me is guilty of it as well 😓
[–]straightouttashtetlFDS Newbie 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't blame you at all. My NLOG phase was the form of a metalhead who wrote reviews for two companies. While the journalism bit was cool, the sexism there is just as bad as anywhere else. Any guy using the fluent in sarcasm line past high school is a 🚩🚩🚩
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
My NVX and LV dad say that all the time. And I have learned since then thankfully. I was bullied by women a lot so that led to my NLOG phase.
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Apprentice 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I used to say that back when I was a Cool Girl Who Was Not Like Other Girls... oy vey.
[–]fireforestfairyFDS Apprentice 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Except these LVM are truly "fluent in sarcasm".
[–]barbedwiredaisycrownFDS Newbie 71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link
DAE here just dump the first time any of these comes up? No blackouts or bingos for me one strike you're out 💅 and my bingo card is the size of a tablecloth.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 36 points37 points38 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
I will in the future if I decide to date again, but past me wasn’t as educated on men’s BS
[–]barbedwiredaisycrownFDS Newbie 34 points35 points36 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh I hope you didn't take my comment as criticism at your lack of knowledge! We all learn and grow here. 👑
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Oh, no just sharing. I’m glad we can all learn together. I’m glad you haven’t had to suffer through too much LVM behavior!
[–]barbedwiredaisycrownFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Unfortunately when you learn men ain't shit at a young age that shit sticks with you and it helps you avoid red flags but it's a lesson I wouldn't wish on anyone.
I'm glad you're here! I see every additional queen on this sub as another potential fountain of untapped knowledge so I look forward to more of your posts! 💛
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you!
[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Heck yeah, Sis! 👍🏼
[–]MorthaPFDS Newbie 71 points72 points73 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
'you are so EMOTIoNaL I am more RaTioNAL and LogiCAL'
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 13 points14 points15 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ooh, also a great one
[–]AmethistStarsFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg so much yes to that phrase! I would have put it in there over the anime one.
[–]InaneObservationsFDS Newbie 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Balanced with "you need to listen to all my problems for 2 hours every day like a licensed psychotherapist, but also be a ray of sunshine 24/7 because nobody wants to listen to how you had period cramps and a hard day at work"
[–]alraqsfidawalqamarFDS Newbie 59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
“You’re not like other girls” 🤢🤡💩
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ooh, a classic
[–]MadamLeFayFDS Apprentice 53 points54 points55 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
These cards keep getting bigger and bigger... it's looking like a demented trip through Candy Land now!
[–]GiraffeLibrarianFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Black out version? We will all win, within minutes.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We all win, but we also all lose 😂
[–]MilkMadeMeFDS Newbie 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Lol porn as the free space! 😝 DUH.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Had to do it 😂
[–]Lemon_bars_addictionFDS Disciple 38 points39 points40 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I would love to get drunk with all of you and play this haha 🥂
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yesssssssss 🍷
[–]LordDunderheadFDS Apprentice 86 points87 points88 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
AHAHA excellent use of emojis! Shrimp dick for the "hates condoms" field yesss 🍤🤏
😂😂
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you! I used some artistic liberties
[–]curiousandbashfulFDS Newbie 27 points28 points29 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
A sheltered friend wants to know what "pied" means. She grew up in the hella conservative US Midwest 🙄
[–]thatjimmyloveFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah what does it mean lol
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 37 points38 points39 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porn induced erectile disfunction 😂
[–]KwamaKween 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pornography Induced Erectile Dysfunction
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Porn induced erectile disfunction :)
[–]brasscup 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thank you I had no idea either. I also had to look up the shrimp emoji (and previously, eggplant), both of which I previously made me want Chinese food.
(Not sheltered, just old)
[–]keepcalmandFREAKOUTFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Eats only junk food, doesn't cook. Dislikes vegetables and advanced tastes. No skin care.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
✅✅✅✅✅
[–]NotMyRealName814FDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That's great but it's missing a "MeN aRe ViSuAl" square.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You’re right. Sadly there’s only 25 spaces 😂
[–]coolestgirlyouevermeFDS Apprentice 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I enjoy the emojis
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you 👏
[–]janeaustenfan99FDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Scrotes have such particular sexual tastes and overwhelming desires to do it with as many women as possible, while simultaneously lacking the erectile ability and sexual skillset to please even one woman in bed. Ridiculous.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
For real
[–]sdb56 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Emojis here a work of art
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Thank you 🎨
[–]HotTrouble0FDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely adore it 😂
[–]SpiritualPlan5FDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
We should add “owes back child support” and maybe even “doesn’t drive”.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 9 points10 points11 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definitely good ones
[–]Condom-Ad-Don-DraperFDS Newbie 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Omg I got a bingo!
Hey, me too!
[–]Far_from_deceivedFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Thanks a lot for that! You just made me laugh so much. The emojis are amazing too 😂😂😂
The age gap one, with the granpas emojis 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I couldn’t resist 😂
[–]JaneJohns666 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I was talking to a guy today who thinks that it's fine for an adult to live with the parents. He said he could always have sex with a pickme girl at her place or one of his homies. My argument was that an adequate woman with healthy self-esteem won't go for it. He replied, "So, the woman who sees you only as a resource for a child and whose clock is ticking is an adequate girl, and a girl who's happy to bring you over for sex is bad-bad? OK. I gotcha )" He tried to sound sarcastic.
You hurt his fee-fees
[–]LadyGrimesFDS Disciple 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shit, with this you could score a bingo just from looking at some scrote's reddit history LOL
[–]CristilioElectro 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Men (read: scrotes) who play video games and watch anime ARE A BIG TURN OFF FOR ME.
[–]Far_from_deceivedFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Let’s say they are not men. They are children in the body of an adult.
[–]andwhenwillitbeginFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This is brilliant! Great job. I have already linked it to two friends who I hope will join this subreddit.
Also “passive aggressive when you don’t immediately reply to them”
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh, definitely a good one
[–]namasdatingFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
BINGO! LOVE this.
Thanks!
[–]hiphopanonymous98FDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Wait... what is PIED?
Porn induced erectile disfunction
[–]breadandbunnyFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Almost all these perfectly describe my ex. So glad to be done with that fuckery.
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same 😓
[–]shockingupdateFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
got a four-way bingo, hell yeah!
[–]reddishfish13 6 points7 points8 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The best I can say is that I've never dated someone unemployed. Guess that makes me a 💰⛏️
The only one I haven’t had is an age gap relationship 😓
[–]Western_Percentage81 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
What is PIED?
[–]notyourmomsacctThrowaway Account[S] 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]JaelismyhomegirlFDS Newbie 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Laughing so hard at these emoticons! 🤣
Thank you 😂
[–]Wiggy_BopFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’ll admit. I yell. But only if I’m really pushed to the limit with BS.
[–]Clueless-CrabFDS Newbie -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I personally don’t mind coffee or walk dates occasionally but if it means he’s just that broke 🙅🏼♀️
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