What the actual...Delusional

Inez_Honeyfox · 2020-04-08T23:55:10+00:00

If mashed potatoes took human form

Saitschik · 2020-04-09T00:06:09+00:00

😂😂😂😂

I came across this "26" year old treasure recently, lmao

https://imgur.com/9mkyP56

Present_Pumpkin · 2020-04-09T00:08:38+00:00

Does he even want to swaps nudes with himself!

Soulsalts · 2020-04-09T00:17:05+00:00

How, how did they get this stupid!?

dilligent_squatter · 2020-04-09T04:05:02+00:00

Simmer down lumpy, no one believes you’re 36.🤣

Novemberinthechair · 2020-04-09T01:25:22+00:00

He'd not 36.

--wellDAM-- · 2020-04-09T02:14:11+00:00

These asshats think everything is pornhub.

mythicalnebula · 2020-04-09T00:31:57+00:00

He looks like a thumb

aclumsygirl · 2020-04-09T00:07:40+00:00

I'd rather be staked out over an anthill naked than get a dick pic from that shiny lump of pig fat.

glazedhamster · 2020-04-09T00:49:27+00:00

His oddly-shaped head makes it look like he got hit with a frying pan. Which would explain why he's dumb enough to think this will work.

cherthemusical · 2020-04-09T05:48:12+00:00

If you took a sharpie and drew a face on a toe you get this.

randomgirlimok · 2020-04-09T06:53:14+00:00

I’m looking for a free cam girl bc I am broke

Saitschik · 2020-04-09T00:13:48+00:00

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FDSFemmeFatale · 2020-04-09T00:42:06+00:00

Looking like a fungal toe headass.

DunRuther · 2020-04-09T01:05:57+00:00

Oh my god, he’s 36?? Just a few years older than me?? I used to think I looked young for my age, but man if this is what 30s really looks like...I wonder if younger folks see me and see this guy and think “yup they’re about the same age”.

Nothing wrong with aging or looking one’s age, I think we should be proud but DAMN this dude looks older than my dad who’s pushing 60.

open_heart_shrink · 2020-04-09T00:55:53+00:00

It frightens me that this might work. Why do it if no one responds? Please tell me women are wiser than this. 😳

flower-student · 2020-04-09T02:59:57+00:00

well, by the law of supply and demand… demand for this thing should be 0 here

N2Gen · 2020-04-09T04:46:53+00:00

missamourcali · 2020-04-09T04:26:21+00:00

We can do this? Bc I found a bi, unemployed meth head today who thought he had a chance in hell with me.

pqrsthrowawayyyyy · 2020-04-09T07:06:51+00:00

This is nauseating.

radical__daphne · 2020-04-09T15:23:30+00:00

My vagina contracted and then ran away.

FatPam007 · 2020-04-09T19:04:50+00:00

Daaamn. These guys that post a black picture in tinder. Or nothing at all, or just a random pick of some shit. And they write: I'm here only for casual sex, online or physical. I'm like: First of all, you're on Tinder, how am I supposed to match with you and have casual sex with you If I don't know what you look like YOU DUMBASS???? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

honey-glass · 2020-04-09T06:59:38+00:00

HAHAAHAHAHAHAQ

azngirl7689 · 2020-04-09T12:28:56+00:00

I didn’t know hard boiled eggs could wear glasses.

sugaredberry · 2020-04-09T13:41:36+00:00

I just snickered at his caption lol

shellshocked8 · 2020-04-09T19:27:11+00:00

And bonus, it looks like he lives in a trailer

rudycat123 · 2020-04-09T02:48:44+00:00

More like 56

feast_or_famine1 · 2020-04-09T04:36:14+00:00

🤢🤮

Rpwintraining · 2020-04-09T20:33:13+00:00

He looks like an older balding version of that guy from trailer park boys.

JOEYMAMI2015 · 2020-04-09T14:18:06+00:00

No way in heck he's 36 and then they say women always lie about their age when they do it more smh lol

Davina33 · 2020-04-09T20:51:01+00:00

What? With that Easter egg looking head? Get away with yourself!

Title	What the actual...Delusional
Author	Crushed_Avocado
Upvotes	263
Comments	73
Date	April 8, 2020 11:50 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/fxhp7n/what_the_actualdelusional/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/what-the-actualdelusional.692789 https://theredarchive.com/post/692789

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