Ladies, I present exhibit A - the Friendswithbenefitsasaurus. Abundant in urban areas, he is a common sub-species of the Loserasaurus. Complete disengagement is the only way to stay safe from this species.

seraphinelysion · 2020-07-02T23:13:23+00:00

So he works a lot and doesn't have time to do activities? But he has plenty of time for sex, right? Must be because it doesn't last very long with him.

NEXT!

bye-raspberry · 2020-07-03T00:08:32+00:00

Before my FDS days, I had a FWB. It all crashed down when he literally got steaming mad at me one day because I asked if he wanted to go with me to a tattoo appointment, just like I'd ask any other friend. He said "You only ever want to do boyfriend stuff with me! All I wanted from you was drama-free pussy".

That was the moment my naive self realized that a FWB is never actually your friend. They're nothing but a pussy vulture and if you expect him to actually be your friend or do anything with you other than fuck, you're just gonna get your feelings hurt.

And yeah, back then, that comment hurt me a lot because I DID think we were friends! I still feel a little burned when I think about it. 🙁

hilariouslystated · 2020-07-02T23:08:52+00:00

They want all the benefits of a relationship without committing to a relationship.

mightbethrowawayyy · 2020-07-02T23:35:01+00:00

“Let’s have sex and do activities, actually, without activities...”

Lmfao I’d have more respect for him if he had the backbone to just say he wanted sex. Spineless loser 🙄

__kamikaze__ · 2020-07-02T23:51:48+00:00

Oh lord. What has dating come to? The level of disrespect is unreal— he has everything to take and nothing to give.

I also question what he thinks she’d gain out of this? STDS, Dick, headache and stress? No thanks.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-07-03T01:56:28+00:00

These dudes want to put in ZERO effort, yet expect women to actually want to sleep with them. We have to do better than this. No effort from them? No ANYTHING from us. If we all started being this way, men would change.

Myplummms · 2020-07-03T00:34:45+00:00

Has this man ever known shame? Serious question.

Equipoisonous · 2020-07-03T01:34:42+00:00

Yeah when they say FWB they never actually mean friends, they just mean fuck buddy and are trying to be less crude because they think we'll respond to that better.

UnitedHoney · 2020-07-02T23:29:56+00:00

He’s just holding out for a better option. Pass his ass

Solid-Liquid · 2020-07-03T01:46:41+00:00

I think my ex said we were “dating” just to get laid. Because he prioritized literally everyone and everything before me, until he wanted to get laid, then it was “can I come over?” Or “when are you gonna come over and get naked?”

N2Gen · 2020-07-03T03:16:55+00:00

Someone introduce him to masturbating.

girludontbringhome · 2020-07-03T05:16:23+00:00

On the bright side, at least you know early on to block this one lol.

A lot of guys make you their girlfriend but still treat you like this. They manipulate you for sex by giving you the title of "girlfriend," making you believe that there is commitment.

sstena · 2020-07-03T00:35:47+00:00

He should be honest and ask if you'd be willing to be a part of his harem on a temporary position.

miwamus · 2020-07-03T04:35:00+00:00

I'll take "I rather go with the guy that only needs one job and wants to date me" for $200, Alex.

2020-07-03T09:04:52+00:00

Pft, these guys don't have jobs. The reason they are only looking for FWBs is it keeps women at arms length so they never find out how messed up his life is. He's not working, hasn't worked for a while and has given up trying, guys temporarily out of work delay dating because they're too broke to do it, if he's asking for FWBs he's stuck there with no hope of getting out and is getting comfortable.

thedevinefemme · 2020-07-03T02:33:02+00:00

Lmao I choked at the end of laughter

tellmesomething11 · 2020-07-03T03:12:57+00:00

I’m so dead at the AUDACITY of this man. Gross.

PinkElephant20 · 2020-07-03T03:03:18+00:00

Wow....just wow

bingbong__ · 2020-07-07T09:13:25+00:00

I actually appreciate this. He was at least honest. I dealt with a fuckboy and he kept everything ambiguous!

sugaredberry · 2020-07-24T18:20:51+00:00

“More limited on the activities side of things”? Looks like he wants a free prostitute.

Title	Ladies, I present exhibit A - the Friendswithbenefitsasaurus. Abundant in urban areas, he is a common sub-species of the Loserasaurus. Complete disengagement is the only way to stay safe from this species.
Author	AotearoaCanuck
Upvotes	551
Comments	57
Date	July 2, 2020 11:03 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hk7m1j/ladies_i_present_exhibit_a_the/
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