Sperm donor needed. You give up all rights and will never see the kid but you still owe 20% of your income in support. Form an orderly line

HLFML · 2021-09-02T12:44:43+00:00

I like that this suggests a 16 year old to be a victim of statutory rape and have to pay for it. For 18 years. I’m just going to my Facebook to ask for 16 year old girls to volunteer for natural “breeding” sessions. I wonder what prison is like?

Edit - I’m not learning the age of consent in 50 US states I don’t live in but point taken.

OG-Bradley-D · 2021-09-02T12:49:14+00:00

Bro , someone who has a vasectomy needs to get some free bangs for as long as they can out of this dumbass woman . " I don't know why you aren't getting pregnant , but we need to keep trying "

Typo-MAGAshiv · 2021-09-02T12:41:36+00:00

"I WANT A BABY! I WANT YOUR MONEY! YOU GET ZERO INPUT OR INFLUENCE ON MY CHILD!

NOW GIMME GIMME GIMME!"

savageSFC · 2021-09-02T12:42:16+00:00

No payments will be collected during natural "breeding" session.

AKA I don't have to pay for no dates. But you have to pay for the next 18 years.

gooddaysir09 · 2021-09-02T12:40:54+00:00

I'm always amused at the audacity that some folks have. I just really believe they are oblivious to it.

TriumphAnt462X0 · 2021-09-02T12:38:04+00:00

But it only costs you 20% of your income. What a deal! You can't afford not to do it.😉

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-02T12:59:48+00:00

Let me get this straight here lady: you want me to donate my sperm to have a kid? Alright

You want me to have no involvement in the kids life? Not good for the kid, but alright.

You want me to to have no involvement in the kids life, but you want me to pay child support for the next 18 years proportional to 20% of my income?

Lady, you're fucking delusional.

It's a sperm bank with benefits.

I don't even think Forrest Gump would go for that.

GundamZero83 · 2021-09-02T13:04:22+00:00

This is why I fear for my sons when they reach marriage age, these “women” are a blight on society.

RivalWec · 2021-09-02T13:36:43+00:00

So, get sperm tested to prove fertility, next day get a vasectomy, participate in “natural breeding” sessions, smash for weeks, show her fertility test, blame her, she spends thousands on fertility treatments, continue to smash through her tears and depression of not getting pregnant

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-09-02T12:43:35+00:00

Never drank except for communiunm

Sounds like an obscure Pannonian garlic-based brandy that stopped being produced after one batch, when the locals realized that it tasted awful.

Gundamsafety · 2021-09-02T13:06:50+00:00

If she is cute (but to be honest I highly doubt it.) I will gladly do the "breeding" part over and over and over.

I will just leave out the whole "I'm sterile" part. LOL Oops, forgot that little detail, sorry my bad.

Sorry honey I gave it my best "shot". No kids I guess I will just have to move on. Bye!

theLOLbird · 2021-09-02T13:08:52+00:00

16 y old???? WTF... someone call the cops on this bitch

Land_of_the_Losers · 2021-09-02T12:45:17+00:00

a 75+ American background

Take your racism elsewhere, hater.

Me, I surely don't qualify because my maternal grandma might've had an affair with someone.

alpen4lifebruh · 2021-09-02T12:31:09+00:00

Dang that sounds like a great deal I'll jump in line

FaeVandal · 2021-09-02T12:52:52+00:00

Am I the only one who reads that as "give me your seed and child support so I can raise your child alone and insure it had the maximum shot at a shit life"...

chroncat420 · 2021-09-02T13:19:53+00:00

Lmao 75% American background. I’m pretty sure anyone who legally lives in America is 100% American. Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t America a very diverse country lol?

Kramanos · 2021-09-02T16:39:58+00:00

forfeit all parental rights

child support payments

That's not how any of this works.

Joaquino7997 · 2021-09-02T13:50:51+00:00

Seems like she'd have more success with becoming impregnated during a one night stand. But wait...if she did that, then she couldn't secure the $$$.

P.S.: I believe the word is 'communion.' She might wanna ease up on her stringent sperm donor requirements and work on her education instead.

I_abhor_redditors · 2021-09-02T14:12:07+00:00

I'm sure me hiring Mia Khalifa a whole night will be way cheaper than this.

tiernach · 2021-09-02T13:37:58+00:00

Modern dating in a nutshell.

SeedsOfDoubt · 2021-09-02T15:25:08+00:00

You will remain anonymous through the childs 18 years of life

Am I the only one who reads that as a death threat to the kid? Her grammar sucks.

redditradishman · 2021-09-02T12:49:03+00:00

Just take her word for it bro.

TimoOoO48 · 2021-09-02T12:54:56+00:00

what kind of offer is this??

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-09-02T16:24:59+00:00

GASP! She forgot to put down a height requirement! Now seven dwarves will show up at her door wanting a gangbang.

MastermindX · 2021-09-02T13:21:36+00:00

And on top of all that, she will ruin your kid's life most likely.

manfrom-nantucket · 2021-09-02T13:37:20+00:00

Why not just forgo all this and just hand her access to your bank account? I mean it ultimately amounts to the same thing.

MisterNavit · 2021-09-02T14:32:58+00:00

16-23? Gotta get 'em while they're young. Jesus, she's like a pedophile. Well technically she is.

Gefan27 · 2021-09-02T14:33:28+00:00

Let's say it takes four tries. Further, let's assume average income per year over 18 years is 40,000.

By my, very back-of-a-napkin, calculations that's 36,000 per "session".

While we're at it, if you assume 600 an hour for a fairly high-end hooker, our specimen here is asking for sixty times the rate of said escort (who is, in turn making twice the hourly rate of, say, the attorney I recently paid to set up my living trust).

Patriarchy, baby!

DoogieTalons · 2021-09-02T15:03:15+00:00

Are they gonna kill it when 19 ? They say throughout the child's 18 years of life, not first 18 years :D

sledwards83 · 2021-09-02T13:19:30+00:00

Either this lady is at or above 18 and is willing to fuck a kid 16 or 17 years of age, or she's below 18 and willing to ensnare a man 18-23 years of age

bryonwart · 2021-09-02T13:23:44+00:00

She's gotta be insane.

Southerndude62 · 2021-09-02T14:14:49+00:00

Are these entitlement princesses out of their minds?

Do these thots expect whatever they wish for will be prioritized by everyone? I Have a hard time believing this.

Maybe a satire post?

mtb1443 · 2021-09-02T14:52:53+00:00

I was watching a youtube video of a MLB player pitching a no hitter on his MLB debut. His father was watching from the stands. Tears were involved and i remember one comment someone made which was, "I wish i had a dad". It tugged at my heart. A lot of kids today dont know who their dad is.

said video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFlYE8F-_xo

Beneficial-Champion2 · 2021-09-02T15:27:10+00:00

Financial responsibility with no authority! Where do I sign up?

Rockbottom503 · 2021-09-02T15:38:03+00:00

In what universe do women think this shit is acceptable?? Women like this fully deserve to be strung along for months on end by a guy who is either infertile or has had a vasectomy.

SuperJo64 · 2021-09-02T15:39:58+00:00

I hope this is fake. I mean how does it have likes and who would do this.

SquirtBurt · 2021-09-02T13:12:57+00:00

They posting this on Facebook? Wtf? Can you even be a sperm donor at 16?

kyucel_ · 2021-09-02T13:29:09+00:00

I already feel bad for the kid ngl

MasterRaptor23 · 2021-09-02T13:46:15+00:00

The hell is 75% American Background?

bikunoob · 2021-09-02T13:51:17+00:00

Denser than mercury

fihra · 2021-09-02T14:15:51+00:00

I am just gonna copy this picture in my phone. Next time someone asks why am I not married, gonna show this and tell that todays woman care more about money than a kid.

Thatshygurl · 2021-09-02T14:30:08+00:00

Not sure the age of the OP in the Facebook post, but I feel like the age range is really fucked up and manipulative. Sure 16 could be legal age of consent in some places, but I really don’t think someone who’s 16 years old has the ability to think ahead and agree to this sort of arrangement and could really fuck up their life.

intrepidone66 · 2021-09-02T14:52:38+00:00

18 years, 20% of my income for 10 mins of fun?

And I don't even know your name?

Really?

Wildhouse83 · 2021-09-02T14:53:22+00:00

For 20 % of my income I can have a lot more fun, especially in a country where it is legal from the age of 16.

GoldenTicketHolder · 2021-09-02T14:54:44+00:00

Communiunm sounds radioactive, idk why she would want that

aggieeagle52 · 2021-09-02T15:25:34+00:00

I’m still waiting to hear what the pros are.

bartbitsu · 2021-09-02T15:27:14+00:00

Pedophile woman expects someone to pay her 20% of their income for 18 years in return for a few "breeding sessions".

I would rather burn that money and call the police.

Five_Decades · 2021-09-02T16:24:08+00:00

I thought that said 'never drank except for communism'

Equivalent-Change797 · 2021-09-02T17:38:28+00:00

Now, who would be stupid enough to agree to this? Any takers?

PirateDocBrown · 2021-09-02T18:11:59+00:00

Just give her a fake name. Exactly how us she gonna get your money anyway?

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FromIranWithHate · 2021-09-02T13:51:26+00:00

Well I match all of them except +75% American.

Just one question. WHY TF SHOULD I DO IT?

ThenCheesecake5701 · 2021-09-02T15:25:15+00:00

If the guy has drunk wine for Communion, it means he is going to a traditional, old style Catholic church with the Latin Mass, not one of these modern strip-mall-and-folding-chair Calvary Chapels with Welch's grape juice in dinky little plastic cups. The kind of church that takes sex inside marriage as a covenant seriously.

DyingMisfit · 2021-09-02T16:26:29+00:00

American background? In that case, it's best to be a Rarámuri, so that one can run away as fast and as far away as possible from this abomination.

Who tf likes and loves such a post? The 'single momma chit fund'?

Luv2cu78 · 2021-09-02T16:34:34+00:00

I'm ready to get in line to fuck up my life with this average-at-best chick.

reignoferror00 · 2021-09-02T17:10:28+00:00

If that doesn't work, she can always just join a cult.

bobbiscotti · 2021-09-02T17:24:25+00:00

This makes me want to take a drink of communiunm

ArchDemonKerensky · 2021-09-02T18:10:40+00:00

what the fuck kind of income you expecting from a 16 year old?

AlextheHun24 · 2021-09-02T19:19:17+00:00

No drug or alcohol consumption, good luck with that honey because even my Mormon buddies like to drink and get high.

Harry_Teak · 2021-09-02T22:46:24+00:00

The remarkable thing here is that Cupcake has managed to come up with a deal that's even worse than marriage.

Mister_McDerp · 2021-09-03T10:15:58+00:00

I couldn't wrap my head around why she thinks you would pay anything, but then I realized the natural "breeding" sessions. So she is basically prostituting herself to you until she is pregnant, with you paying the bill after the fact. Is that a correct interpretation?

inducethemad · 2021-09-03T11:24:06+00:00

This shit lowkey ruined my mood. The audacity of this hoe to be so open about this is beyond me...

Nathan_of_Ex_Machina · 2021-09-02T13:27:51+00:00

Obviously, there's a lot to unpack here, but what does she think the difference is between a 23 year old sperm donor and a 33 year old one? Sperm doesn't work the same way eggs do.

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MGTOWManofMystery · 2021-09-02T16:43:56+00:00

They're flopping and flaying in the anti-marriage gynocentric social order they've created. Pass the popcorn.

mrdaruis · 2021-09-02T16:58:42+00:00

Can at I least play catch with my potential son over a Zoom session?

DarkyyDmage · 2021-09-02T17:32:16+00:00

75% American? What that means?

Equivalent-Change797 · 2021-09-02T17:55:24+00:00

So guys, this stuff actually happens? Guys actually agree to this? Willingly?

SeparatePicture · 2021-09-02T18:51:36+00:00

Guy with a vasectomy should hit her up lol

vtec__ · 2021-09-02T19:38:00+00:00

is this for real?

DashinDasherFoo · 2021-09-02T19:45:54+00:00

Hahahah omg is this the new pan handling. Lol does the not realize a service like this cost $100,000 especially with all those requirements . For $30k they will give you hobo sperm yet she wants to hand pick traits and shit lol

Dragon_Magician · 2021-09-02T19:56:31+00:00

ah yes, no prescription drugs, did your doctor ever prescribe you allergy meds because of hay fever? get the hell out.

TimoOoO48 · 2021-09-02T20:45:43+00:00

“This has been the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals, maybe ever”

40moreyears · 2021-09-02T22:15:44+00:00

No way that’s real.

2021-09-02T23:56:08+00:00

"How 'bout NO" - Dr Evil

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-09-03T00:17:46+00:00

Breed. File for bankruptcy.

SmallHandsMallMindS · 2021-09-03T00:45:20+00:00

Alphas figured out how to do this & get somebody else to pay

kaizenkin · 2021-09-03T11:04:13+00:00

If you give up rights are you still liable for child support? 🤔⚖️

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waveformcollapse · 2021-09-02T19:24:39+00:00

LOL!

anthologyxxviii · 2021-09-02T22:31:18+00:00

Just 20% of first month’s income?

dadudenines · 2021-09-02T23:18:22+00:00

Trolling and sincere requests are hard to differentiate anymore. It is that ridiculous out there.

Overkillengine · 2021-09-03T00:12:15+00:00

I suspect from the age range and other specifications she may be Central or South American and is looking for not just easy income but an anchor baby. To my knowledge those countries have a lower age of consent and majority than many US states do so she may be making some assumptions based on that. (the latter is extra important for holding jobs and being allowed to sign contracts)

Edit: or she is 16-17 herself and needs to ensure the prospective workhorse does not get sent to jail on charges. This lowers his potential maximum productivity.

Edit 2: Keeping the payments off the books also means she can claim more welfare benefits and avoid paying taxes on it.

NoNameAvailableSee · 2021-09-03T00:18:47+00:00

No money during the breeding? Can guys with vasectomy apply?

kidruhil · 2021-09-03T00:38:53+00:00

Haven't gotten hired by the VA yet. Luckily I just got orders onto my states covid task force so I'll be making active duty officer pay for the easiest gig in the world.

And I'll be able to put ran covid testing clinic on my resume next year which will be pretty OP lol

Ok-Hamster5571 · 2021-09-03T00:49:12+00:00

Interested parties: or you could donate sperm (for free/be paid for it) and not be legally obligated to pay child support.

One of the two.

revamped10 · 2021-09-03T02:52:12+00:00

Bro 16

Putrid-Life-9645 · 2021-09-03T07:26:54+00:00

I read a newspaper article that a woman gave a guy a bj then she saved his sperm in his mouth to pregnant herself and "legally" got him on child support. He was confused about it

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-09-03T08:47:43+00:00

"Never used any prescription drugs"? Never?

Anyway, this is batshit and I fear it may be satire, but who the fuck knows anymore?

xxx8558 · 2021-09-03T15:37:52+00:00

Why not get married. At least we can get laid. Otherwise, this is a ridiculous demand.

maruadventurer · 2021-09-03T20:46:29+00:00

Some States child services depts might have a different view on that arrangement

HelpPliz410 · 2021-09-04T10:30:15+00:00

wait what , if you want my spearm , then buy it why i need to pay for it loll

wiseroldman · 2021-09-04T20:52:47+00:00

I kept reading trying to find the single benefit to the donor and couldn't. This is the equivalent of paying somebody to work for them.

xrevoluti0nx · 2021-09-05T07:20:40+00:00

I've seen some pretty crazy things on this particular reddit but this definitely takes the cake. The saddest part is not that this psycho broad is posting ads like this, but that some simp out there will be all too happy to indulge her just for the sake of getting his noodle wet 😵

Paltry_Poetaster · 2021-09-05T10:38:14+00:00

That's horrible and despicable, too, and I would like to see what the parents of a hypothetical 16 year-old boy think about this arrangement. I think she crossed a legal line there.

jzc4 · 2021-09-10T16:35:12+00:00

Where do I sign up

Obnoxiousjimmyjames · 2021-09-24T14:37:10+00:00

Only mention after the 11th session that you Have a vasectomy.

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