There are few things less attractive on a dating profile than a man whose "About Me" is just a list of demands and feature requests.

Elegant-Stop · 2020-06-29T14:22:03+00:00

“I love to tease and want a girl with sense of humor who can be just as playful”

I love to deal with my insecurities through “playful” verbal abuse and want a girl who is okay with being the punching bag for that. (because we all know guys can dish it, but they can’t take it)

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-06-29T14:27:38+00:00

Why is their "type" always something that'll be completely out of their league?

djfrankenjuice · 2020-06-29T14:22:15+00:00

Be perfect sun bleachers manic pixie dream girl, bring spontaneity and adventure into my life and giggle when I make fun of you. Also provide massages, cooking, cleaning, and any other comfort I might expect.

If he were to get the woman he describes - her aspirations would be the reason he ends up hating her. She would be dedicating too much of her energy away from him.

Also can we talk about how LVM have this anti-Instagram thing? It’s not like women and men really use the app differently. I had an ex who was completely anti-Instagram and would go on rants about it every time he saw me scrolling through the app. Chill bro, I’m scrolling through my friends stories and I’ve literally never made you take a photo of me to post of Instagram- in fact I’m so afraid of these rants that when I am dressed up for something nice I am afraid to ask for a photo. That’s healthy.

minniepar · 2020-06-29T14:22:41+00:00

‘are you drop dead gorgeous?’

who wants to bet he isnt??

TheWarmestHugz · 2020-06-29T14:22:31+00:00

This guy sounds like he has no personality whatsoever.

-positivity- · 2020-06-29T14:46:16+00:00

...and she must also have extremely low standards 🤣

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-06-29T16:32:24+00:00

Was he white? “Blonde hair, light eyes” or listing other typically Eurocentric traits always gives me the vibe that they’re trying to say “white girls only” without just coming out and sounding racist

rainbowcatsurprise · 2020-06-29T16:07:09+00:00

It’s telling that these men’s profiles always list demands in a partner rather than information about themselves while most women I know put together profiles listing interesting things about themselves. Guess it’s because men just have that entitlement inside of them. Like they’ll put a photo from ten years ago and tell you nothing about their interests or outlook on life and expect women to just line up. Men can complain that a woman’s profile is “basic” but at least she puts up information about herself to try and find a good match.

420snailmode · 2020-06-29T16:38:38+00:00

“i love to have fun, i’m the king of it” 💀he really thinks he’s quirky huh

sterne_arctique · 2020-06-29T17:28:15+00:00

I mean, this is me, althought I’m more athletic than skinny I’d say, but I can say from experience that I would intimidate the shit out of this dude.

Dudes like this think they want a woman who has her shit together but really what they want is a woman to dominate, they feel emasculated by a strong, funny, gorgeous and smart woman. Being with them is the worst because they can’t handle your self confidance and try to lower you down the whole time.

Plus we all know what men hide behind these grocery lists...

Shaakie · 2020-06-29T17:49:27+00:00

Less than average male describing a woman who would never ever pay attention to him. Bruh if u want a drop dead gorgeous woman u better offer something! With all the proposals we do get lmfao....

paperbagskirt · 2020-06-29T14:32:38+00:00

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

GlamorKiss · 2020-06-29T19:37:29+00:00

Willing to bet he is a wrinkly old man or otherwise below average looking....

Also he wants a girl with IG model looks who doesn’t try to monetize that on IG

Why do they think OLD is a wishlist

LateNightLattes01 · 2020-06-29T23:48:37+00:00

I used to think men wanting ambitious women was a good thing... it’s not. It is just men wanting a woman with a good career so that the woman can be a superstar and bring in a lot of money and then play mommy to him when she’s out of work- it’s ridiculous.

nutshit · 2020-06-29T17:25:05+00:00

Crazy I don’t think women even make these demands on dating sites. If anything their requirements are based on character.

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-06-29T19:17:26+00:00

So he likes fit blonds and having fun? Wow can I please go on a date with this rare gem?

peachycherry_alt · 2020-06-29T23:38:13+00:00

This sucks for white women but as a black girl seeing men basically saying ‘whites only’ is like the trash taking out itself

DamnRegrets111 · 2020-06-30T02:01:11+00:00

Can't have long blonde hair AND be up for spontaneous adventures. The wash and care schedule is hard enough as it is, especially if you work out (and you know this man demands a perfectly fit woman too). Hard water is a big no, so traveling is off the table.

ErikaNaumann · 2020-06-29T22:41:14+00:00

He wants an instagram model (skinny fit blonde, light eyes tanned skin, feminine) that isn't on Instagram 😂

meecy166 · 2020-06-30T07:23:28+00:00

Now if I say my ideal man is a rich handsome man that treats me amazingly, I would be called a shallow b word, only men are allowed to have standards 🙄

hilariouslystated · 2020-06-30T21:21:59+00:00

"I'd love a man who's 6'2 with a 10-inch dick and $1 million+ in his bank account. He needs to be optimistic about pampering me and treating me like a queen. He should be spontaneous and always ready to surprise me with trips to places like London, Paris, or Milan. He needs to be fun and can't be boring. I don't like boring men. He needs to work hard and always have a source of income because if he goes broke I'm leaving him. I just want a guy who has aspirations other than playing video games all day".

Saitschik · 2020-06-29T23:29:53+00:00

Drop dead gorgeous women usually don't like to be teased by a clown... it's not their sense of humor.

" I want, I want" like a toddler on Christmas.

sadcello · 2020-06-30T11:29:27+00:00

Keep dreaming.

vitryolic · 2020-09-20T02:34:10+00:00

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Title	There are few things less attractive on a dating profile than a man whose "About Me" is just a list of demands and feature requests.
Author	Sage_Planter
Upvotes	239
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Date	June 29, 2020 2:11 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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