This woman just tried to get my girlfriend's urine "for a good cause". I wish I knew the guy so I could show him this.

Mythandros · 2017-02-04T02:32:45+00:00

I would never believe something this retarded. This bitch has that "criminal con artist" vibe to her. Good on your girlfriend for shutting this obvious paternity scam down.

Trunk-Monkey · 2017-02-04T02:33:13+00:00

It's either fraud or coercion. Neither is "a good cause'

omegaphallic · 2017-02-04T04:24:47+00:00

You should have given her the urine...

Yours and not your girlfriends mawhahaha, give the pregnancy test a real challenge, as it tries to tell if you are pregnate!

GeekofFury · 2017-02-04T04:12:02+00:00

God I hate people.

jeegte12 · 2017-02-04T02:56:32+00:00

there are some guys that would be okay with this when they figured out it was a joke, but not many. this bitch and her sister sound like psychos.

wiseprogressivethink · 2017-02-04T04:19:42+00:00

there is strong demand for pregnant woman piss. you would be surprised.

-redditardation- · 2017-02-04T05:40:46+00:00

She should have played along and said something along the lines of:

"Really?! Haha OMG brilliant! Who is it?"

Gotten the info and passed the message on to that person.

You aren't meant to get involved in people's personal affairs but if someone downright attempts to betray another person and tries to pull you into that attempt you are no longer an unknowing bystander. On my moral compass not telling is akin to not alerting the authorities if an associate or friend informs you that he is going to commit a crime.

XedtheRed · 2017-02-04T05:44:26+00:00

I would immediately forward this to the authorities

thebergs · 2017-02-04T14:01:30+00:00

Jokes on her.

If she is "super pregnant" as the post says, a home test will come up negative. bHCG, the hormone detected, returns to normal levels around the middle of the pregnancy (if medical school memory serves me correctly)

betamos · 2017-02-04T07:40:15+00:00

Show her this video. https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg

IkePAnderson · 2017-02-04T09:17:10+00:00

Why not just buy one of those prank pregnancy tests? Way easier way to accomplish the same thing.

H-4350 · 2017-02-04T02:21:30+00:00

Oh that'll be hilarious... Like a stick in the eye. Good on your girlfriend.

y4my4m · 2017-02-04T10:44:30+00:00

I wonder why he's not fallowing through

FlynnLevy · 2017-02-04T13:40:53+00:00

just get these

Callooh_Calais · 2017-02-04T07:28:56+00:00

This is all kinds of criminal.

twoheadedhorseman · 2017-02-04T03:27:08+00:00

You should pee in a cup and give it to them.

naderon · 2017-02-04T10:46:30+00:00

actually, it does hurt to ask. it hurts my opinion of you...

Ex_Why_ · 2017-02-04T13:48:46+00:00

"fallowing"

onnenena · 2017-02-04T16:37:10+00:00

Sorry if this is a dumb question, but why is this an inherently wrong thing to do?

ttnorac · 2017-02-04T18:10:02+00:00

What a cunt. I hope he brings this shit up at his divorce hearing.

A_Direwolf · 2017-02-04T20:15:50+00:00

Scumbag

nuesuh · 2017-02-04T20:33:50+00:00

"to play a trick on her husband." Okay, that's pretty harmless. Might even be funny

"...to trick him into having surgery" :frowning:

darrenfx · 2017-02-04T21:04:16+00:00

This is just as bad as those women who attempt to sell positive pregnancy tests online

2017-02-04T03:40:20+00:00

I just hope this person doesn't push for 'the right to one's body' because someone should get a vasectomy at their own wish, though I realize it would be ridiculous not to do one assuming a) you have lotsa sex, b) it's all unprotected or close, and other circumstances.

And deceit is also never a nice thing to do ;).

mitts281 · 2017-02-04T05:28:22+00:00

I feel like you could easily find out.

skekze · 2017-02-04T09:25:18+00:00

It hruts to read this. Super weird, fallow me?

HmmWhatsThat · 2017-02-04T10:19:16+00:00

I love the response!

IamHEREnotTOinsult · 2017-02-04T10:34:03+00:00

I'd find him and send it to him.

Hibria · 2017-02-04T10:39:59+00:00

You're a couple who did the business, literally watch her pee onto the stick. wtf.

johndplath · 2017-02-04T12:36:03+00:00

gone girl vibes anyone

2017-02-04T12:48:27+00:00

I'd be finding her brother -in-law and letting him know.

2017-02-04T14:42:36+00:00

My college roommates girlfriend thought it would be a funny April fools joke to say that she was prego. He comes from an extremely devout Catholic family so this was not okay. Luckily he picked up that it was April fools day and figured it was a prank. Still not a good prank. I told me gf (now wife) if she ever did that then we are done.

emp1981 · 2017-02-04T14:49:45+00:00

The saddest part is the fact that you can actually buy used, positive pregnancy tests right on the internet for this "exact reason". They say it's for pranks and whatnot, but I can totally see some conniving women doing this in order to try and "keep their man" when the relationship is going sour. This should be an illegal, prosecutable offense. It sums up the definition of fraud in it's entirety.

fraud frôd/Submit noun wrongful or criminal deception intended to result in financial or personal gain. "he was convicted of fraud" synonyms: fraudulence, cheating, swindling, embezzlement, deceit, deception, double-dealing, chicanery, sharp practice; More a person or thing intended to deceive others, typically by unjustifiably claiming or being credited with accomplishments or qualities. "mediums exposed as tricksters and frauds"

popupeveryone · 2017-02-04T16:58:29+00:00

I wonder if he ever fallowed through

BehindCheshireEyes · 2017-02-04T16:59:48+00:00

Wouldn't it be better to scare him than end up with a kid you can't afford to take care of properly?

TheRavenousRabbit · 2017-02-04T17:03:47+00:00

She was getting her urine to fake her own pregnancy test in order to snatch her boyfriend. This is super common.

RYthisGUY · 2017-02-04T22:10:24+00:00

Quality r/copypasta material

anothercarguy · 2017-02-04T22:17:04+00:00

here's the thing, his getting a vasectomy means this chicks genes don't propagate and he doesn't have to deal with kids in the divorce

binrobinro · 2017-02-04T23:33:28+00:00

Then the Husband can play a joke on her, by showing her some X-rays of 'his' chest full of cancer!

T_Rash · 2017-02-05T01:32:44+00:00

What about his body his choice? If she wants to avoid getting pregnant she can get her tubes tied.

I_am_a_Dan · 2017-02-04T04:46:31+00:00

Your GF should have set the meet and beat the shit out of her xD in all seriousness this makes me ashamed to be a human.

RadicalNihilism · 2017-02-04T06:55:41+00:00

The way women talk to each other about pregnancy is fucking disturbing.

"hope your babes moving a grooving isn't jostling your tummy too much"

What. the. fuck.

They literally use cute words like "tummy, babes" to appear less threatening and disturbed.

This is sociopathic fucking shit.

Lawnmover_Man · 2017-02-04T11:30:43+00:00

What has this to do with Mens Rights? All I see is shitty people making shitty jokes. The worst case scenario here is that he doesn't like the joke (understandable). What else could happen?

Genetic_Heretic · 2017-02-04T06:45:26+00:00

Why this sub though?

leeray666 · 2017-02-04T10:16:11+00:00

It's just a prank bro.

2017-02-04T18:13:00+00:00

I'll defend that woman.

She's not trying to defraud him or anything, just trying to give him a little scare so that he'll get off his ass and do what he's supposed to do.

I don't think it is the right way of handling the situation, but she's not evil!

Ps.: Assuming this isn't a scam or something...

Title	This woman just tried to get my girlfriend's urine "for a good cause". I wish I knew the guy so I could show him this.
Author	jarhead318
Upvotes	2555
Comments	257
Date	February 4, 2017 1:45 AM UTC (9 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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