Don't even know where to start

CaramelxMarshmallows · 2020-04-09T20:53:35+00:00

Wait?! He's 28??!! 😱😱😱

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What the fuck?! I thought he was 50. How does one even achieve this look at 28??

persephones_torch · 2020-04-09T19:26:09+00:00

Top 2 mysteries unresolved in this world: the Bermuda triangle and where this man gets his confidence.

Daily reminder that men like these still expect a "10/10 hottie" to be their girlfriend. Lol.

purpleprinter_ · 2020-04-09T19:20:03+00:00

Lord of the Rings, goblin-ass lookin bitch

hating-life · 2020-04-09T19:34:20+00:00

People into poly and nontraditional relationships tend to look unusual from what I’ve observed...

Inez_Honeyfox · 2020-04-09T19:20:31+00:00

Ew ew ew ew ew

nonpenishaver · 2020-04-09T19:26:01+00:00

Wow where do I sign up to get my small share of his dick?

Sekina7 · 2020-04-09T19:51:00+00:00

WOW he has a girlfriend and males have the cheek to whine that women have too high standards? And he is not exactly a chad either...

aclumsygirl · 2020-04-09T20:42:59+00:00

Lmao at that lump on his head. I bet his "ethically non-monogamous" gf found his dating profiles and smacked his freak ass with a frying pan.

Lykkel1ten · 2020-04-09T20:04:32+00:00

Well he both looks and sounds like a real catch

shade_of_ara · 2020-04-09T20:30:16+00:00

I spent a few years in that kind of community, and I have stories, holy shit.

I had specific things I was trying to accomplish to support my life, mainly having to do with the fact that a man once told me “I don’t know if I can afford you, but we probably both can together,” but all I really encountered was abusive culture and LV bullshit.

If you have to talk about how ethical you are, instead of it shining through in every action you take, you are not fucking ethical.

There is definitely a much higher proportion of odd looking people in that community. The reason for this is that they experience a lot of low-self-esteem based self-reinforcing scarcity, and so they want to have backup relationships. Their low self esteem makes them act like assholes. Most of the nonmonogamous people I’ve met are just using it to avoid working on themselves or on their relationships. And it’s completely normalized to hoard unhealthy relationships, because hey, if you’re poly, you can just jump into the honeymoon phase of a new relationship instead of actually dealing with your shit, apparently!

And I thought that I could maintain a “V-shaped” relationship with two different men who were exclusive with me after, but when it’s like that, the mate-guarding comes out in full force. Best case is they jump into a rivalry-between-friends scenario that’s straight out of a teen movie. Worst case is they go full LVM towards both each other and you.

Rpwintraining · 2020-04-09T20:35:42+00:00

He’s growing the beard to compensate for the barren lands that is his head.

_ladybusiness · 2020-04-09T20:26:27+00:00

Well, thankfully he’s being open and “ethical” about it, but it makes me really uncomfortable to see that kind of a qualifier. There should be a baseline expectation of ethical behavior for literally everyone.

That would be a fascinating topic for a thread — I imagine it’s not a lifestyle that’s naturally churning out a whole lot of gentlemen, but can a man be consensually non-monogamous and an HVM specifically for women who practice polyamory? What would that look like? Can HVW be into non-monogamy too, or is it the ultimate pickme lifestyle?

2020-04-09T19:22:22+00:00

🤮

shellshocked8 · 2020-04-09T22:42:50+00:00

I had to scroll like 40 times to reach the end of his forehead.

Davina33 · 2020-04-09T19:29:38+00:00

Ugh! You couldn't make it up!

2y-omonkeyonafarm · 2020-04-09T23:32:58+00:00

His girlfriend probably agreed to it (if he’s being honest about the “ethical” part) because she can’t fathom sleeping with him anymore lol

thissubcanthandleme · 2020-04-10T00:34:21+00:00

I mean, how can any woman resist this ungodly specimen 🙄

Novemberinthechair · 2020-04-10T01:05:04+00:00

"Nobody throws a troll!"

sugaredberry · 2020-04-09T20:50:05+00:00

What in the fuck (said in Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys voice)

Tough_Fruit · 2020-04-10T10:09:09+00:00

I mean I am surprised he is 28 when he looks almost 2 decades older. How is this even possible ?

desertedstreets · 2020-04-09T22:58:50+00:00

I didn't know whether to laugh or cry 😂 In the end I just reeled in disgust

desertedstreets · 2020-04-09T22:59:31+00:00

Here's another hairless Harold

glazedhamster · 2020-04-09T20:44:03+00:00

And here we have another one who looks like he got hit upside the head with a frying pan lmao what even is that bruise on his fivehead?!

lilitha134 · 2020-04-09T23:07:51+00:00

Was he in a fight!? Just before taking this photo?

Dismal-Storm · 2020-04-09T23:39:30+00:00

Everyone's talking about the "non monogamous" part but what surprises me the most is how he got the partner he had in the first place??? And this girl was just like: oh, THIS is the guy I want to date and he can sleep with other women"

WillowFreak · 2020-04-09T20:11:38+00:00

This is a horrible post of just picking on some guy. Yeah we don't like how he looks, but this was posted without his consent and turned into roastme. This is not a dating strategy, it's just mean.

We are better than this ladies.

Pipulka · 2020-04-09T20:20:26+00:00

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Title	Don't even know where to start
Author	Pipulka
Upvotes	45
Comments	91
Date	April 9, 2020 7:17 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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