I'd leave. Straight up would not make it down that aisle if my man was dressed like this

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-02-14T21:29:03+00:00

Ugh I've been to a country wedding in the southern half of the US where the bride wore a stunning lace gown, the bridesmaids wore full length gowns, and the groom and groomsmen wore faded jeans and cowboy boots. It was such a strange combination. The poor bride and her bridesmaids looked out of place at her own wedding.

ETA I can't spell today

RiasXgremoryX · 2022-02-14T21:36:29+00:00

Behold, a visual representation of what their marriage is going to consist of; Him being low effort and contributing less than 10% meanwhile she’s going to be doing the full 100% and carrying the entire relationship/household by herself.

Always pay attention to a mans actions, His actions represent how he FEELS about you.

PossibleCook · 2022-02-14T22:05:18+00:00

It should be a crime to waste a catholic wedding like this!

I’m actually surprised the priest went along with it, they’re allowed to refuse to do the wedding if they feel like the bride or groom aren’t taking it serious

Platipus6 · 2022-02-14T21:58:10+00:00

Her eyes are dead already. His face says "what's this bitch gonna do lol"

How did we get here.

bleda_princezna · 2022-02-14T21:46:00+00:00

This is a new definition of low effort

QueenRizla · 2022-02-14T21:56:18+00:00

They are Travellers. They are both teenagers, she will 100% a housewife with a load of kids. In their culture the girls leave school at 15 to marry and have kids. It’s awful for women born into that. Her dress is actually low key for what they usually have, like seen in the TV show ‘My big fat gypsy wedding’

JulyParade · 2022-02-14T21:40:11+00:00

Why can't men dress for the occasion? It's not going to last, he just doesn't care.

MajesticSkyPachyderm · 2022-02-14T23:07:21+00:00

She looks so pissed off. I don't get why she went through with it.

ImpressiveHat8550 · 2022-02-14T21:49:48+00:00

Another woman who is entirely too gorgeous for the male she settled for. Straight women prove sexuality is not a choice.

aquietsword · 2022-02-14T23:02:53+00:00

These men are professional limbo players and somehow they aren't embarrassed 🤡

__kamikaze__ · 2022-02-14T23:56:22+00:00

The bar doesn’t even exist anymore 🥴

Novemberinthechair · 2022-02-14T22:45:14+00:00

Oh hell no. Slob. Being presentable is the respect we pay our good willing friends/family/onlookers/audience.

Junior_Accountant420 · 2022-02-14T23:50:45+00:00

This is heartbreaking :( patriarchy has really failed her :(

purasangria · 2022-02-15T02:02:33+00:00

He's wearing the scrote uniform of dark tee, jeans, and sneaks.

She looks miserable, poor thing.

charmilllla · 2022-02-14T21:29:12+00:00

At this point I really wonder why they still keep this up just to be not lonely like damn 😟

Kylie_Fan · 2022-02-15T00:21:57+00:00

I hate to say it but I think she's just happy he showed up.

Kimpractical · 2022-02-15T00:23:41+00:00

This is embarrassing

ferociouslycurious · 2022-02-15T01:43:47+00:00

Oh, I dunno. Waltzing down that aisle and kicking him out in front of a crowd would be pretty fun. Give him a head to toe lookover and call him a clown.

slayeroftruth · 2022-02-15T01:36:48+00:00

He is even too lazy to rent tux. Pathetic. She looks so stunning and choose a beautiful church. He was too much of selfish jerk to dress up so they could have nice pictures.

One_Bat_2525 · 2022-02-15T01:32:08+00:00

You’d think that he’d put some effort into his appearance on his wedding day.

warinmymind94 · 2022-02-14T22:10:53+00:00

I'm screeching. This is what pickmes look like when they settle for clowns, this is literally what it looks like to me... when the woman is all dressed up and puts effort in and the scrote looks like he just rolled out of bed when they're together, when I see a woman with a scrote on a thrift date, when I see her on a walk with him, when I see her Paying for his food, etc. Classmate was a lvm he took a woman to a dumpy gas station sat outside vaping and she brought him handmade cookies and paid for their sodas 🤡

This is literally what you get when you settle. Couldn't be me

ThatIntention1 · 2022-02-15T02:01:10+00:00

Jesus fucking Christ 🤦🏻‍♀️

CheetahEnergy · 2022-02-15T04:07:05+00:00

Truly nothing worse than gray faded jeans.

asocialsocialite · 2022-02-15T01:57:23+00:00

Oh yikes.

Skittleschild02 · 2022-02-15T04:27:31+00:00

Cringe. My family would’ve shamed his ass so bad. Especially, my grandmother. I can hear her read, “Somebody go to JCpenny’s and buy him some slacks & a shirt!”

fireforestfairy · 2022-02-15T11:03:51+00:00

These men put more effort into dressing up for a job interview. Nope, just nope.

spinsterchachkies · 2022-02-15T09:23:19+00:00

She deserved better

seashellsupplier · 2022-02-15T12:52:35+00:00

Nah, there were a million red flags before, can almost guarantee he told here he was going to do this. She is deep in pick-me hell.

PicoPicoMio · 2022-02-16T09:32:45+00:00

Hellllll naw!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 she’s gonna look up outta the pickme fog one day and feel hella embarrassed by him.

Title	I'd leave. Straight up would not make it down that aisle if my man was dressed like this
Author	biwinny
Upvotes	627
Comments	48
Date	February 14, 2022 9:22 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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