In which universe are flowers and dinner equivalent to blowjobs??

Poorfck · 2020-11-24T04:52:28+00:00

I assume they wouldn’t perform oral sex on women for Valentine’s Day?

aliengames666 · 2020-11-24T07:03:45+00:00

Isn’t Valentine’s Day about celebrating your relationship? Men are resentful for having to put effort into their relationships? Where’s my steak and head day for all my wasted effort?

yegerska · 2020-11-24T04:21:40+00:00

Wtf it’s my birthday. I’m offended

RiasXgremoryX · 2020-11-24T05:08:17+00:00

I'm SO tired of men trying to compete with women over the most ridiculous and arbitrary non-existent crap. Seriously, they can f**k right off with this one🙄🖕🏼

AlextheAnalyst · 2020-11-24T05:46:03+00:00

March 14th is White Day???

In Japan where I grew up, Valentine's Day was when all the women in a man's life (spouse, coworkers, friends, etc...) will get the men chocolates and other small gifts. And then White Day is when the man will repay that favor to all the women in his life.

Disgusted to see this this is what has become of White Day.

NaturalSiren · 2020-11-24T05:03:27+00:00

if they are expecting this, i dont want flowers and chocolate and dinner on valentines day

just throw the whole man away until you get one that is happy with just your smile and maybe a kiss on the cheek as a gift back

lalalalaika · 2020-11-24T04:25:29+00:00

That's gonna be a no from me dawg

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-11-24T04:36:37+00:00

I hate how they think being affectionate and romantic is a chore. I enjoy making my partner feel loved and special. That’s how partners should feel about each other in relationships.

TexiMcCrae · 2020-11-24T05:32:26+00:00

Isn’t... isn’t that white day? I bet hentai boys made this shit up to diminish white day in Japan. Edit: I see where it is celebrated. 100% neckbeardy waifu guys made this because of white day

laughingatsalad · 2020-11-24T07:33:16+00:00

Mens obssesion with steak is so cringy. Almost everyone like steak, its not a personality trait

Fantastic-Living · 2020-11-24T04:26:17+00:00

Under no circumstances

Jinxhourglass · 2020-11-24T04:17:11+00:00

🤢

DallasM19 · 2020-11-24T08:04:23+00:00

Steak vs chocolate 2 min jackhammering vs BJ

Something is wrong with the math here. Also, a decent bouquet is now like $70. Guys who celebrate March 14 are always lvm who will never fork out cash for a proper bouquet. Ugh.

Also, I hate red roses. White hydrangeas are my jam. I'll purposely tell guys and if they get me flowers and they aren't white hydrangeas, I'll assume you don't like me very much since you can't listen and retain one simple fact about me.

fireforestfairy · 2020-11-24T05:13:30+00:00

We don't have that in Asia. We do have White Day in Asia on the same day though. If a guy receives a gift from a girl on Valentine's Day, he should give the girl a gift back on White Day.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2020-11-24T14:31:59+00:00

I just can’t deal with the casual misogyny that is a constant current in our culture. Things have gotten so toxic that a holiday which is supposed to celebrate love is seen as a noisome obligation. Shouldn’t it be a pleasure to have a nice dinner with your partner and buy her some flowers? Isn’t that the bare minimum of courtship? If you don’t want to do that, no one is forcing you. Why not just celebrate fast food, masturbation, and video game day instead and just leave women alone? The fact that there are people that think women need to buy bottom rung kindness with servitude really disgusts me.

diaaanneee · 2020-11-24T10:52:25+00:00

Here’s an even more ridiculous fact: in Korea women are supposed to buy gifts for their guys on Valentine’s day. It is a month later when men are supposed to reciprocate, which of course many of them don’t 🤡

PinkBlair99 · 2020-11-24T14:20:37+00:00

When is Men Get Their Periods Day? Men in Labor Day? Men Being Paid 75% Day? Men Unable to Walk Down the Street Without Constant Harassment Day?

Davina33 · 2020-11-24T15:13:28+00:00

They expect steaks and blowjobs on Valentine's Day as well, never mind a month later. I will not do it and be treated like that, thanks.

OrangeyPanda · 2020-11-24T17:08:33+00:00

So they admit they only deserve blowjobs and dinner when they give their wife flowers and dinner. So once a year or never.

Either way, a man that mentions this day is automatic LVM.

burntbpd · 2020-11-24T12:55:45+00:00

Nope. I'm out.

tossed_salad100 · 2020-11-24T15:30:19+00:00

In which universe do guys do nice things for their girlfriends/wives on Valentine's Day? At the very least, you do something for each other. More commonly, the girl puts in a bunch of effort and the guy does something cheap and bare-minimum and rushes to have "Valentine's Day sex" as quickly as possible.

Guys whining about Valentine's Day is a red flag because they know nothing is actually expected of them. They are trying to make sure you know they are exactly like every other guy so don't expect anything. Do not date these men.

InappropriateSonora · 2020-11-24T19:23:47+00:00

In every couple I know that celebrates Valentine's Day, the woman is already putting in more effort than the man. Woman: buys a gift, bakes a treat, makes a special dinner, decorates, puts on lingerie. Man: buys some chocolate and possibly a card.

dkwantsdk · 2020-11-25T02:04:30+00:00

I have a better deal. Men can grill me a steak and blow me every weekend and they can have one day a year.

staywiththecrown · 2020-11-24T19:27:02+00:00

These scrotes want us to REPAY their fake "nice guy kindness™" with this shit? Fuck out of here. Welp, back to Single Town, I go!

Babooshka-123 · 2020-11-24T11:34:56+00:00

I want steak

EarthKveik · 2020-11-24T17:30:14+00:00

I'm liking the whole "white day" idea where Valentines day gifts are reciprocated. "Steak and BJ day" just screams LV as fuck.

Enola_gay_ · 2020-11-24T22:36:44+00:00

Smells like coercive sex.

textbasedpanda · 2020-11-25T01:17:34+00:00

Wait what i don't want flowers and chocolates, i want steak and head

miss_peach94 · 2020-12-31T09:04:43+00:00

Wow. Men really are disgusting

Title	In which universe are flowers and dinner equivalent to blowjobs??
Author	oi_oi_oink
Upvotes	174
Comments	49
Date	November 24, 2020 4:10 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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